Brews and Bruises
Wrong Place, Catastrophically Wrong Time
11:47 PM. A closed warehouse in South Mumbai. Shreya Vishwakarma came here because Google Maps said there was a 24-hour supplier nearby. There is not.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(whispering to herself)
Okay. Okay okay okay. This is fine. I just need cardamom. Wholesale. At midnight. Perfectly normal café owner behavior—
Inside — three men on their knees. Five armed guys in black. And one man standing in the center with his back turned, speaking in a voice that could freeze the entire Arabian Sea.
????
I'm going to ask you one more time. Where is the shipment.
Trapped man
Bhai I swear on my mother—
????
Don't. Swear on someone you actually care about.
Shreya's dupatta catches on the door.
The door SCREAMS on its hinges.
Every single head turns.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(frozen, hand still on door)
...delivery?
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I have the wrong address.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I can see that now.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I'm going to leave—
????
(to his men, deadly calm)
Get her.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(being dragged back inside)
OKAY LISTEN— I make coffee!! I just wanted CARDAMOM— I don't even KNOW you people—
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I'm just saying, as a small business owner, this is genuinely terrible for my mental health—
Ansh(ML PA/ BFF)
I said SHUT UP.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
Fine. Fine. I'm quiet. I'm so quiet. See? Silence. This is me being—
but. you what's your name
????
Turns, none of your business young lady
????
(without turning)
If she speaks again, give her to Rajan.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(mouthing to herself) Who is Rajan.
??? finally turns around fully.
Shreya stares.
He is, unfortunately, devastating to look at.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(internal)
Okay WHY does the scary warehouse man look like that. This is so unfair. I'm about to die and he has cheekbones like THAT—
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(looking her up and down, unimpressed)
You came here alone.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
...Yes.
Shreyas Singh (ML)
At midnight
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I work late.
Ansh(ML PA/ BFF)
For cardamom.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
It's a crucial spice—
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(to his men)
Check her phone. Her bag. Everything.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(phone being grabbed)
Hey— there are PERSONAL things on there—
Ansh(ML PA/ BFF)
Just photos of food, boss. And... a lot of cat memes.
Ansh(ML PA/ BFF)
Like. A lot.
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(studying her)
You're not press.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I'm a café owner.
Shreyas Singh (ML)
You're not a cop.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I make lattes.
Shreyas Singh (ML)
You're no one.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(strangely offended)
Excuse me—
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(ignoring her, back to business)
Then she's useless. Lock her in the back room until we're done. Then let her go.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(being dragged again)
LOCK ME— you can't just— I have a 5 AM opening shift—
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(doesn't even look at her)
Someone give her cardamom so she stops talking.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
...genuinely, what is happening to my life.
Author
Heyyyy guys!! 🥺💕 Okay so THIS is the story I've been cooking for SO long and I finally said okay let's just DO it 😭
Author
Drop a ☕ if you're already rooting for this disaster couple
No pressure but also. Please comment. I crave validation 😭🙏
Author
— your author, running on fliter coffee and bad decisions ✨
Meet The Disasters
Author
Yo, not everyone will be introduced now
Author
Cause even I don't know
Author
No one liked my last episode.
I am so hurt💔
Before the chaos truly begins — meet your people 🥺✨
You're going to love them.
You're going to hate them.
You're going to cry over them at 2AM.
I know because I already did while WRITING them 😭💕
— your author, attached to fictional people as always ✨
🖤 SHREYAS SINGH — 28
The man. The myth. The menace.
CEO of Singh Industries by day.
The name people whisper in fear by night.
Has two expressions — cold and colder.
Hasn't smiled since 2019. Nobody remembers why.
☕ SHREYA VISHWAKARMA — 24
Chaos in a kurta.
Owner of "Tujhe Kya Café" — yes she named it that.
Runs on three hours of sleep, oat milk, and audacity.
Talks to strangers like she's known them for years.
Has never once in her life sensed danger approaching.
🤝 ANSH MALHOTRA — 29
Shreyas's PA. His only friend. His biggest headache.
The only human alive who can make Shreyas roll his eyes instead of end careers.
Lowkey terrified of his boss. Highkey won't admit it.
Sends good morning memes to a man who has never responded. Ever. Not once.
🌸 ANJALI Sharma— 25
Shreya's best friend and part-time crisis manager.
Co-runs the café. Handles the accounting because Shreya once paid a supplier in cookies.
Has a running notes app titled "Things Shreya Did Today That Gave Me Grey Hair."
Currently on page 47.
A Background Check
6:03 AM. Shreya has forgotten last night ever happened. This is her coping mechanism. It is not healthy. Anjali has pointed this out fourteen times.
Anjali[Fl BFF]
(wiping counter)
So you're not going to talk about it.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(arranging cups)
Talk about what.
Anjali[Fl BFF]
The WAREHOUSE. The ARMED MEN. The being LOCKED IN A ROOM—
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
Okay when you say it like that it sounds bad—
Anjali[Fl BFF]
IT WAS BAD SHREYA—
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I got cardamom though.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
Like a full kilo. For free. So honestly—
Anjali[Fl BFF]
I'm going to pass away.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(flipping open sign)
See? New day. Fresh start. Nothing bad ever happens after 6 AM—
The door opens.
Shreya turns around with her customer smile.
It dies immediately.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
...
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(looking around the café, unimpressed)
Small.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
YOU
Shreyas Singh (ML)
The ceiling is low.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE—
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(to Ansh behind him)
It smells like cardamom.
Ansh(ML PA/ BFF)
(whispering)
Boss that's probably because your men gave her a kilo of it last night—
Anjali[Fl BFF]
(frozen behind counter, whispering to Shreya)
Who. Is. That.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
(through gritted teeth, whispering back)
The warehouse man—
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
SHHHH
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(sitting down at a table like he owns it)
(like he owns everything)
Sit.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
...excuse me?
Shreyas Singh (ML)
I said sit. We need to talk.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
This is MY café—
Shreyas Singh (ML)
I know. 'Tujhe Kya Café.' Registered 2022. Owner Shreya Vishwakarma, 24. Aadhaar number—
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
OKAY STOP—
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(completely unbothered)
You live alone. Third floor. The building's water tank leaks every Tuesday. Your supplier owes you forty thousand rupees and your Instagram has 4,200 followers.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
...you did a background check on me.
Ansh(ML PA/ BFF)
Standard procedure.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I make COFFEE—
Shreyas Singh (ML)
You witnessed something last night.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
I witnessed NOTHING—
Shreyas Singh (ML)
(eyes her)
You're a bad liar.
Shreya Vishwakarma ( FL)
And you're a bad CUSTOMER. You haven't even ordered anything—
Ansh(ML PA/ BFF)
(desperately trying to defuse)
Hi!! I'll have a cappuccino please, extra foam, thank you so much, love the vibe in here—
Anjali[Fl BFF]
(automatically)
Thankyou we have a loyalty card—
Ansh(ML PA/ BFF)
Oh amazing—
Ansh(ML PA/ BFF)
Right. Sorry. Not the time.
Author
Is my writing that bad
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