Shanti Nei Bari Te (There Is No Peace In This House )
chaos introduction
To all my readers who are going to be the part of this chaos
Welcome to the "Bengali Family"
So let's start with introducing
Riya Chatterjee
Hi everyone I'm Riya Chatterjee your one and only female lead of this story.
Welcome to my Family
Riya Chatterjee
Let me introduce myself to All
Riya Chatterjee
This is me (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Age: 19
College student. Smart mouth. Zero privacy.
Personality: sarcastic, expressive, secretly soft-hearted.
Acts mature but becomes petty instantly during fights
Special talent: Gets blamed even when innocent.
Madhumita Chatterjee
Namoshkar ami Madhumita Chatterjee.◉‿◉
"Greetings I'm Madhumita Chatterjee"
Age: 44
Riya’s mother.
Dramatic multitasker
weaponizes disappointment
yells while loving people deeply
Famous lines:
“Nobody helps me in this house.”
while rejecting all help.
Sabitri Chatterjee
namoshkar ami sabitri Chatterjee ayi barir sobcheye boro (◍•ᴗ•◍).
" greetings I'm sabitri Chatterjee the elder of this house"
Age: Eternal.
The emotional dictator of the house.
stores ancient grudges
gives elite-level guilt trips
secretly adores the grandchildren
Special move: Comparing the current generation with “our times.”
Arnab Chatterjee
Hello beautiful ladies(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ and not hello to others(⌐■-■)
I'm Arnab Chatterjee naam toh suna hoga (⌐■-■).
Age: 21
Riya’s brother
shameless
funny
chaos enthusiast
accidentally reveals secrets at the worst time
Relationship with Riya: Constant roasting competition.
Moumita Ghosh
Namoshkar ami Moumita Ghosh ayi barir cheleder ekmatro pishi
" greetings I'm Moumita Ghosh these children's one and only Bua".
Age: 39
Arrives unannounced. Leaves emotional destruction behind.
Fake sweet
deeply competitive
judges everyone’s cooking silently
Catchphrase:
“I’m just saying for your own good.”
Danger level: extreme.
Pradip Chatterjee
Namoshkar ami prodip jaani jaani Tumi bolbe ki pradip ke ami prodip keno bolchi Amar naam prodip kintu baba pradip likhe diye chilo birth certificate te now amake ayi kahini ta sobai ke bolte hobe
" Greetings I'm prodip i know i know u all will ask why I'm pronouncing pradip to prodip actually my name is prodip but my father has written wrong spelling pradip in birth certificate, so now I have to tell this story everyone "
Age: 47
Believes every internet rumor instantly.
Forwards nonsense
acts philosophical suddenly
gives lectures nobody asked for
that's it for now additional characters will be introduced within the story
This house has some Rules
Riya Chatterjee
Unspoken but real:
Arnab Chatterjee
privacy does not exist
Madhumita Chatterjee
Everyone enters rooms without knocking
Moumita Ghosh
All fights pause when guests arrive
Sabitri Chatterjee
Tea solves 63% of problems
Pradip Chatterjee
Remaining 37% become bigger fights later
Riya Chatterjee
We hope you will enjoy this journey with us
Madhumita Chatterjee
Shanti Nei Bari Te ಥ‿ಥ
Pradip Chatterjee
Shanti Nei Bari Te ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯
Arnab Chatterjee
Shanti Nei Bari Te (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
Moumita Ghosh
Shanti Nei Bari Te (눈‸눈)
Sabitri Chatterjee
Shanti Nei Bari Te (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Rosogolla Crisis
Let's move to the first episode
Madhumita Chatterjee
KE KHEYECHHE ROSOGOLLA GULO?!
(WHO ATE THE ROSOGOLLAS ?!)
Riya Chatterjee
Good morning bolo agey.
( Say "Good morning" first).
Madhumita Chatterjee
Don't "good morning" me. Kal raat e 12 ta rosogolla chhilo. Ekhon ektao nei.
( don't "Good morning" me. Last night there were 12 rosogollas. Now there isn't even one).
Arnab Chatterjee
Maa actually tumi rosogolla count kore ghumao?
( Maa, do you actually count rosogollas before sleeping?).
Riya Chatterjee
This family needs therapy.
Madhumita Chatterjee
Ei shob moja bondha koro.
( Stop this nonsense).
Moumita Ghosh
Ami kintu kal raat e Arnab ke fridge er shamne dekhechilam.
( But I saw Arnab near the fridge last night).
Arnab Chatterjee
Wah. Investigation start hoye gelo.
(wow. Investigation has begun).
Riya Chatterjee
Pishi FBI join kore felo.
(pishi honestly you should join the FBI)
Madhumita Chatterjee
Ami just bolchi ja dekhechi.
( I'm just saying what I saw).
Arnab Chatterjee
Pishi jokhon bole " Ami just bolchi"... tokhon usually karo ijjot noshto hoy.
(when pishi says " I'm just saying"... someone's reputation gets ruined).
Pradip Chatterjee
Ami agei bolechilam sugar beshi khawa uchit na. Facebook e boleche.
( I already said eating too much sugar isn't good. Facebook also said so).
Riya Chatterjee
Kaku please, Facebook university er lecture ekhon na.
( Kaku please, not a Facebook University lecture right now).
Pradip Chatterjee
tui hash. Pore bhujbi. Sugar naki WiFi o damage kore.
(you laugh. You'll understand later. Sugar apparently damages WiFi too).
Arnab Chatterjee
Tahole router kheyeche rosogolla. Case solved.
(Then the router ate the rosogollas. Case solved).
Madhumita Chatterjee
ARNAB.
Sabitri Chatterjee
Amader shomoy e bachchara boroder bhoy peto.
(In our time, children feared their elders ).
Riya Chatterjee
Amader shomoy e rosogolla missing hole interrogation hoy.
( In our time, if rosogollas went missing, there was interrogation)
Moumita Ghosh
Honestly speaking Arnab'r face e criminal energy ache.
( honestly speaking, Arnab's face has criminal energy).
Pradip Chatterjee
Eta kon type er evidence?!
( what kind of evidence is that?!)
Riya Chatterjee
Circumstantial. Very powerful.
Madhumita Chatterjee
Arnab, shotti kore bol. Fridge khulechihili?
( Arnab, tell the truth did. Did you open the fridge?).
Arnab Chatterjee
Haan. Jol khete.
( Yes. To drink water).
Arnab Chatterjee
"AHA"? Pani khaoa illegal?
(What "AHA"? Is drinking water illegal?)
Riya Chatterjee
Haan but lokjon 1 tar shomoy fridge er shamne dariye life contemplate kore na.
(Yes, but people don’t stand in front of the fridge at 1 AM contemplating life).
Arnab Chatterjee
Maybe ami emotional chilam.
(Maybe I was emotional).
Moumita Ghosh
Spoon niye?
(With a spoon? )
Arnab Chatterjee
Allegedly
Pradip Chatterjee
Ei generation khub unstable.
(This generation is very unstable).
Riya Chatterjee
Kaku, last week remote e battery ulto lagiye TV ke blame korchhile.
(Kaku, last week you put the batteries in the remote backwards and blamed the TV).
Arnab Chatterjee
"Technology complicated" bole 20 minute speech diyechhilo.
(Then gave a 20-minute speech saying “Technology is complicated.”)
Pradip Chatterjee
Tomra amar respect koro na.
(You people don’t respect me. )
Madhumita Chatterjee
Amar rosogolla’r respect keu koreni ekhane.
(Nobody respected my rosogollas here. )
Riya Chatterjee
Maa why are you THIS angry?
Madhumita Chatterjee
Oigulo guest der jonno chhilo!
(Those were for guests!)
Arnab Chatterjee
Kon guest?
(Which guests? )
Madhumita Chatterjee
Tor baba’r office er lok asbe aaj.
(Your father’s office colleagues are coming today.)
Riya Chatterjee
Wait… ora aaj asche?!
(Wait… they’re coming today?! )
Stay tuned to know what happened next (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
Tb tk keliye bye bye (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
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