Please Respect the Occupation ‘Evil Spirit’
Description⁰⁰
Kim Taehyung was a timid and useless evil spirit. Jeon Jungkook was an extremely bold and incomparably talented man that could touch evil spirits.
Evil spirits needed to rely on absorbing human fears for sustenance, but Jungkook wasn’t afraid at all, and Taehyung was an earthbound spirit so he couldn’t leave……
So Taehyung had to worry about being hungry everyday, and get frightened by Jungkook, get mocked by Jungkook, had this and that done to him by Jungkook ……
Don't ask me what is this and that hehe( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
This is a short one, only 4 chapters
I'll probably spilt the chapter into two
this will at most end in like 10 chapters
I should have finished the description at the description itself😭😭😭😭
You know what, I'll do this—
Kim Taehyung
“Jeon Jungkook …… tsk, tsk. Photo's really ugly”.
Jungkook paused and said with a cold voice—
Jeon Jungkook
“your photo would be ugly too.”
Jeon Jungkook
“you said it yourself, other people's husband……”
Taehyung covered his mouth—
Kim Taehyung
“it was a mistake.”
Jeon Jungkook
“Really a mistake?”
Kim Taehyung
“Not, not a mistake.”
Jeon Jungkook
"Are you going to call?”
Taehyung buried his head into the pillow and said with a muffled and sullen tone—
Kim Taehyung
“…… husband.”
Chapter 1(I am leaving home!)
On this day, the old house welcomed a new tenant.
When he heard the noise, the evil spirit scurried down from the ceiling and floated in front of the new tenant.
Evil spirits survive by absorbing the fearful screams of humans, but this old house hadn't been occupied for a long time, and the old spirit was so hungry his soul was about to dissipate.
The new tenant was a man that was around twenty-years-old. He was very good looking and seemed to be a little mixed-blood. He had a head full of black curls which looked like it hadn't been trimmed in a long time, and a few curls sticking up at the back of his head.
The evil spirit rushed to see the ID card that the new tenant left on the bed and said to himself—
Kim Taehyung
“Jeon Jungkook…… tsk, tsk. Photo's really ugly”.
Jungkook paused and said with a cold voice—
Jeon Jungkook
“your photo would be ugly too.”
The evil spirit screamed and jumped into the ceiling.
Lu Yan raised his head—
Jeon Jungkook
“what's a ghost calling for?”
[鬼叫什么？A pun. Can be either ‘Why are a ghost yelling about?' or ‘How do I call this ghost?']
Kim Taehyung
“I'm called Kim Taehyung.”
Taehyung patted his chest—
Kim Taehyung
"You scared me to death."
Taehyung was still in shock.
Kim Taehyung
“I haven't manifested yet, you shouldn't be able to sense me.”
Jeon Jungkook
"Yin yang eyes."
[eyes that can see ghosts and spirits.]
Jungkook said as he pointed at his own eyes.
Kim Taehyung
“So…… so you're not afraid of me?”
Jeon Jungkook
“I've seen a lot of ghosts.”
Taehyung became distressed.
Kim Taehyung
“If you're not scared of me, I'm going to starve to death.”
Jungkook hesitated, then frowned—
Jeon Jungkook
“if I'm not scared then I'm not scared, there's nothing I can do.”
Taehyung turned his head a full 360°.
Kim Taehyung
“look at me, I'm scary right?”
Taehyung started to bleed out of all seven apertures.
[2 eyes, 2 nose, 2 ears, 1 mouth]
Kim Taehyung
“I died a horrible death, look.”
Just like a bored man who was accompanying his girlfriend to shop.
Jungkook lit a cigarette, fell silent for a moment, then said—
Jeon Jungkook
“you want me to praise you?”
Jungkook patted Taehyung’s bloody face and—
Jeon Jungkook
“Really nice.
Angered, Taehyung flew into the air conditioner, faintly revealing a pair of eyes from the inside.
Kim Taehyung
"Can you respect this occupation ‘evil spirit' for a bit?”
Jungkook pressed the air conditioner's remote—
Chapter 2(I am leaving home!)
Taehyung went hungry for another day, so hungry that he became flustered.
Jungkook was happily cooking in the kitchen, turning a blind eye to the fact that there was an evil spirit living in the house.
Languished bitterly in the wok, Taehyung said—
Kim Taehyung
"do you want me to starve to death?"
Jungkook calmly continued to stir-fry, frying through Taehyung’s intangible body, flipping the ingredients in the wok.
Taehyung tearfully started to take off his shoes and pick at his feet.
Jungkook shouted—
Taehyung rubbed his stomach. He'd been hungry for several months, and finally managed to eat a small amount.
Jeon Jungkook
"Get out of the pot."
Jungkook said after he calmed down.
Kim Taehyung
"Could you scream again? You were scared just now. I ate it."
Jeon Jungkook
"Don't make me take off my pants."
Jungkook raised his hand to grab Ye Taehyung’s collar and threw him out.
Taehyung was so shocked he floated to the ceiling—
Kim Taehyung
"How could you touch me?!"
Jeon Jungkook
"I told you I had Yin Yang eyes."
Jungkook clenched his fists—
Jeon Jungkook
"In any case, I can touch."
Taehyung hung on the chandelier and cried.
It was difficult being an evil spirit. So difficult.
Jungkook slept until noon, and sleepily got up to go to the bathroom.
Taehyung sneakily followed behind him, and when Jungkook was washing his hands, snapped his fingers. The water flowing out of the tap instantly turned into blood.
Jungkook quickly turned his head around, face covered with blood.
Jungkook didn’t even raise his eyebrows as he continued to wash his hands calmly and even washed his face with the blood.
Taehyung began to make weird noises behind him—
Kim Taehyung
“I died such a horrible death–”
Kim Taehyung
“a ghost is coming–”
Taehyung screeched and flew into the toilet tank.
The evil spirit’s spell was broken, and the blood changed back into water. Jungkook used a towel to dry his face and said coldly—
Upset, Taehyung peeked out from the water tank—
Kim Taehyung
“why did you suddenly turn around! Don’t you know that your face is covered in blood!”
Jeon Jungkook
“Happy to be of service.”
Kim Taehyung
“Why do you scare me! How could you do something like this!”
Jeon Jungkook
“You dare to say that?”
Kim Taehyung
“I don’t care. Apologise to me.”
Jungkook kept quiet and turned on his computer to play League.
Taehyung slammed the door in anger and left—
Kim Taehyung
“I’m leaving home!”
Jungkook didn't even turn.
A minute later, Taehyung angrily returned.
Taehyung screeched and flew into the toilet tank.
Jungkook gave a fake smile—
Jeon Jungkook
“Go ahead, leave.”
Kim Taehyung
“I’m an earthbound spirit, I can’t leave.”
Jungkook continued to play League—
Jeon Jungkook
“then you should be more honest.”
Taehyung cried as he dove into the computer terminal—
Kim Taehyung
“I’m going to cause trouble!”
Taehyung stuck his butt out of the computer as he tinkered with it—
Kim Taehyung
“I’ll let you play! You only know how to play games all day long!”
The game characters on the screen suddenly became female ghosts with unkempt hair.
Jungkook grabbed Ye Taehyung’s ankle and yanked him out—
Jeon Jungkook
"Looking for a beating?"
Kim Taehyung
“scram! Get a timid one here instead!
Jungkook held Taehyung his arms.
Jeon Jungkook
“behave yourself, if not I’ll find someone to exorcise you.”
Taehyung was so frightened he obediently sat on Jungkook's thigh.
So, Jungkook happily played an afternoon of League.
So there isn't any deep development, just fluff ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა
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