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~EPISODE 1

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Tell Me! Is Marriage Special to You?

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**push back his hair**

For me, it's a Responsibility, Which I got from today.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Yeah, I got married today.

And, I'm still figuring out my responsibility towards Her.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

It's fine, if it doesn't work out.

We can just get divorced.

CLIENT

**bow** Thank you so much.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

It's my Job. **professional smile**

CLIENT

I'm finally free from her **laugh**

You must be thinking why is he thanking me suddenly? Because he just got free from his marriage life.

Yeah, I set people free.

Give them a new life.

I'm a Divorce Lawyer.

But my parents think, I apparently destroyed people happily ever after.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**get inside his car**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Unbelievable right?

Just because you are married doesn't mean you will have your happily ever after.

I blame those romance authors for sugarcoating life.

They should come out from their delusion and step into the reality.

Marriage is far more than love at first sight, it takes time, it takes efforts, it takes patience.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**stop the car**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**Stand in front of his house**

Should I have brought flowers?

But, then again I have no idea which flower she likes or if she is allergy to any.

As I say time.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**open the door**

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

Good.... Afternoon...

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Are your scared of me?

Maybe I shouldn't have asked that, What will I do if she really is.

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

**Silent**

Fine, Don't Answer.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Did my parents dropped by?

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

**Shake her head as no**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Alright.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**walk towards his room**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**stop** **eyes fall on a romance book**

Another victim, of unrealistic romance.

She better not except me as Richest Man of the world.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Just letting you know that, I'm not a hidden Billionaire or anything.

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

**pause**

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

**hurriedly take the book**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Knock on my Door if you need anything.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**walk towards his room**

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

**sight of relief**

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DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**knock on door**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**open the door**

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

**wearing boxers**

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

**eye widened**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**close the door**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**open his glasses and rub his both eyes**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**open the door again**

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

**wearing wig**

PATRICIA VAZQUEZ : DARIO'S WIFE

**bite his lips**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

What the Fück!

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MILLI

Where is yours manners Dario?

MILLI

She didn't give you permission for entering yet.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

SHE?????

~EPISODE 2

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PATRICK : MC

**bite his lips in frustration**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**waiting patiently for his answers**

PATRICK : MC

Fück, Fine......

PATRICK : MC

My sister don't want to get married to a person who can divorce her anytime.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

And?

PATRICK : MC

I need a place to stay....

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**raise his eyebrows**

PATRICK : MC

We look alike....

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**still waiting**

PATRICK : MC

We are actually twins....

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Stop beating around the bush.

PATRICK : MC

My parents want me to be a doctor, but I want to write my own novel, we have disagreement I'm homeless, my sister is crazy, she chose her broke loser boyfriend over a guy like you-

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

A guy like me?

PATRICK : MC

Compare to your looks he is a potato.

PATRICK : MC

So, She...run away... And I thought I can use the chance.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Are you stupid?

PATRICK : MC

Hey, I know you are forced by your parents.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**frown**

PATRICK : MC

They come to meet my sister before.

PATRICK : MC

But they are blind like my sister **laugh**

PATRICK : MC

I was wearing a hoodie, and they thought I was my sister.

PATRICK : MC

Only then a plan come in my mind...What if I get married to you in her place.

PATRICK : MC

I know you are forced, so I could have use this situation.

PATRICK : MC

All Side Happy...

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

All side? **raise his eyebrows**

PATRICK : MC

My blind sister, your blind parents, my ruthless parents, passionate me, and workaholic you **smile**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**clap for him**

PATRICK : MC

I know right? I'm great **kinda proud of himself**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Definitely.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

I will make sure you stay in prison-

PATRICK : MC

**eye widened**

PATRICK : MC

Wait! Wait! See we can talk this out.

PATRICK : MC

I can act as your wife, and you can provide me with a roof to stay, meals to eat, and.....a diary and pen.

PATRICK : MC

I'm low maintenance unlike my sister.

PATRICK : MC

She would definitely empty your wallet by now.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Are you really trying to justify your crime right now?

PATRICK : MC

Crime.... O my god...it's just a little-

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Fraud! This is a Fraud Case.

PATRICK : MC

Alright, Fraud.

PATRICK : MC

Pretty please **showing puppy eyes**

PATRICK : MC

You have to take responsibility for seeing me ne-

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**open his shirt**

PATRICK : MC

Wow, 6 packs? Even a lawyer work out?

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Now, we are even.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

So, I'm calling the police.

PATRICK : MC

NO, I'M PREGNANT

PATRICK : MC

I mean........My sister is pregnant.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

And?

PATRICK : MC

You can't marry her.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Why will I?

PATRICK : MC

I....I clean the house, I will also Cook!

PATRICK : MC

I will do laundry! You don't have to pay.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**blink**

PATRICK : MC

I will even clear that messy study.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

How dare you enter my study?

PATRICK : MC

I take permission.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**raise his eyebrows**

PATRICK : MC

I knock before entering.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**frown**

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MILLI

Readable or Drop?

~EPISODE 3

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PATRICK : MC

Are you really making me clean this entire house?

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**raise his eyebrows**

PATRICK : MC

Yeah, I know i offer you, I will do it....but I just cook for you...

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

If you call that burned sandwich cooking I'm calling cops for fraud case, and attempt to murder-

PATRICK : MC

Hey! Hey! Hey!

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**raise his eyebrows**

PATRICK : MC

I'm done mopping this floor.

PATRICK : MC

What's your next order Master?

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**garb his phone**

PATRICK : MC

Sir!! Sir!

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Do my laundary.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Make sure to wash-

PATRICK : MC

White and color CLOTHES separately i know, I know.

PATRICK : MC

**pick up the laundry basket**

PATRICK : MC

So washing machine?

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Their is none.

PATRICK : MC

What???

PATRICK : MC

Where I'm supposed to wash them in?

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

By hands.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Gently.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

That I was going to say before you cut me off.

PATRICK : MC

Detergent powder and a bucket?

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

Bathroom.

PATRICK : MC

Thanks.

PATRICK : MC

**walk away with the laundry basket**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

**look at the kitchen**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

What a mess.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

You are cleaning the kitchen next.

PATRICK : MC

WHATTT!? **shout from bathroom**

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

HELLO POLICE-

PATRICK : MC

FINE, FINE!!

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DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

I must be crazy.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

But, the free maid, in this economy.

DARIO VAZQUEZ : ML

It's fine, we will run away himself in few days.

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PATRICK : MC

Devil....He is Devil.

PATRICK : MC

I can't believe my sister did the right thing my running away...

PATRICK : MC

**calling her**