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The Nation's Favorite Disaster Couple (Taekook)

Character Information

Jungkook

Jeon Jungkook

"Emotionally chaotic but somehow lovable."

Age: 26

Profession: Famous Actor / Celebrity

Personality: Sunshine chaos, dramatic, affectionate, stubborn, clingy, emotional

Nickname(s): Kookie, Bunny, Disaster Boyfriend

Know for:

Being the nation's favorite actor

Hiding under tables during stress

Talking faster when nervous

Accidentally flirting with Taehyung 24/7

Making Taehyung smile without trying

Traits

Extremely expressive

Craves affection but pretends he doesn't

Acts dramatic over tiny problems

Loves cuddles and physical touch

Gets jealous easily but denies it immediately

Soft-hearted toward children and animals

Weaknesses

Overworks himself

Forgets meals

Terrible at resting

Melts instantly when Taehyung takes care of him

Relationship Status

Madly in love with his bodyguard boyfriend.

Favorite Thing

Banana milk

Oversized hoodies

Gaming late at night

Taehyung's cooking

Yeontan

Sleeping on Taehyung's chest

V

Kim Taehyung

"Calm outside. Devastatingly in love inside."

Age: 29

Profession: Celebrity Bodyguard / Secret Billionaire CEO

Personality: Calm, protective, sarcastic, patient, emotionally repressed, secretly soft

Nickname(s): Tae, Bodyguard Kim, Billionaire Boyfriend

Know For:

Looking intimidating 24/7

Solving problems silently

Carrying Jungkook around like it's normal

Possessive waist grabbing

Loving Jungkook with terrifying sincerity

Traits

Rarely loses composure

Extremely observant

Quietly affectionate

Protective without being controlling

Always remembers small details about Jungkook

Naturally comforting

Weaknesses

Cannot say no to Jungkook

Gets quietly jealous

Falls harder every single day

Secretly rehearses emotional conversations

Relationship Status

Hopelessly and permanently obsessed with Jungkook.

Favourite Things

Jungkook's laugh

Late-night quiet moments together

Cooking for Jungkook

Watching Jungkook sleep peacefully

Yeontan climbing into his lap

Domestic life

Kim Hyunwoo

Jungkook's Manager & Professional Sufferer

Profession: Celebrity manager

Personality: Done with everyone, sarcastic, caring secretly, tired 24/7

know For

Watching TaeKook become more married every day

Calling Jungkook out immediately

Third-wheeling against his will

Stress-drinking iced coffee during chaos

Realizing Taehyung was obsessed first

Relationship with jungkook

Acts annoyed constantly but cares about him deeply.

Relationship with Taehyung

Mutual understanding of:

"Taking care of Jungkook is exhausting."

Favourite hobby

Judging them silently while still helping them anyway.

🐾 Yeontan

The Tiny Menace

Breed: Male Pomeranian

Profession: Emotional support chaos gremlin

Personality: Spoiled, clingy, judgmental, adorable

Known For

Destroying emotional moments perfectly

Being bribed with snacks

Wearing tiny outfits unwillingly

Loving Taehyung and Jungkook equally

Acting like the true owner of the apartment

Favorite Things

Attention

Tiny sweaters

Sleeping between Tae and Jungkook

Causing problems peacefully

Seokjin

Taehyung’s Dramatic Father

Profession: Fashion icon, chaos creator

Personality: Loud, emotional, affectionate, dramatic beyond reason

Known For

Adopting Jungkook instantly

Screaming over romantic moments

Creating emotional damage daily

Treating TaeKook like a K-drama couple

Favorite Phrase

“LOOK AT THEM!”

Relationship With Jungkook

Soulmates in chaos.

Kim Namjoon

The Calm Parent

Profession: Businessman / Voice of reason

Personality: Intelligent, calm, patient, deeply caring

Known For

Surviving Seokjin daily

Watching chaos unfold peacefully

Giving wise advice quietly

Secretly finding TaeKook adorable

Relationship With Jungkook

Supportive and comforting.

✧ Main Tropes ✧

Celebrity × Bodyguard

Grumpy × Sunshine

Calm × Chaotic

Opposites Attract

Slow Burn

Possessive Boyfriend

Found Family

Public Relationship

Emotional Healing

Domestic Romance

Touch Him and Die

Rich Boyfriend Energy

_________________🐾_________________

Have an amazing day!!

Purple you💜💜💜!!!

Goodbye!!!!

Chapter One - The Man Who Was Definitely Not a Fan

The flashing cameras followed Jungkook like starving wolves.

"Jungkook! Over here!"

"Are the dating rumors true?!"

"Did you really reject that drama offer?"

"Jungkook, look this way!"

His head pounded.

The premiere had already drained every ounce of patience from him, and now reporters had cornered him outside the agency building with microphones shoved in his face. Security was nowhere useful. His manager wasn't answering calls. Someone even grabbed his sleeve.

That was the final straw.

"Move," Jungkook snapped, pushing through the crowd.

The cameras only multiplied.

Then suddenly-

A black car door swung open beside him.

A deep voice said calmly, "Get in."

Jungkook didn't think twice.

He ducked into the passenger seat just as the car sped away from the chaos.

For three whole seconds, silence filled the vehicle except for Jungkook's breathing.

Then he sighed dramatically and leaned back against the leather seat.

"Finally. God, reporters are terrifying."

The driver said nothing.

Jungkook turned toward him for the first time.

Tall.

Broad shoulders.

Sharp jawline.

Dark eyes focused on the road.

Annoyingly handsome.

Definitely one of those cold men who looked like they hated humanity.

Ah.

A fan.

Jungkook relaxed immediately.

"What...?" the driver asked slowly after noticing him staring.

Jungkook held out his hand casually. "Give me paper. And a pen too."

The man blinked.

"I'll give you an autograph," Jungkook continued generously. "And please don't make this too long. I'm in a really terrible mood."

Silence.

The man's grip on the steering wheel tightened slightly.

Jungkook frowned. "What? Don't you want my autograph?"

"No."

Jungkook stared.

"You're not my fan?"

"Absolutely not."

"...Then what are you?" Jungkook narrowed his eyes suspiciously. "A stalker?"

The car jerked slightly.

"A stalker?!" the man repeated incredulously.

"Well, you're not a fan..." Jungkook reasoned. "Not a stalker... then what are you? A lover?"

The man finally looked at him fully.

"With such a wild imagination," he said dryly, "why did you become an actor? Why don't you become a writer?"

Jungkook gasped like he'd been personally insulted.

"I wouldn't become a writer even in my next life. Writers are extremely arrogant and awful people."

A muscle twitched in the stranger's jaw.

Interesting.

Jungkook squinted at him. "You know... you look offended."

"I'm not."

"Hm."

"You're imagining things again."

Jungkook crossed his arms dramatically. "Listen, even if you are my lover, I can't marry you right now. I need to focus on my career. I don't have time for these things."

"My days haven't gotten that bad yet."

"...Wow."

The car stopped abruptly near a quiet street.

The man unlocked the doors.

"Anyway," he said, "get out of my car."

Jungkook blinked. "What do you mean, get out? You're not dropping me home?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because I'm not your employee."

Jungkook stared at him in disbelief.

"Then why did you help me in the first place?"

The man exhaled slowly, as if restraining himself from driving into a wall.

"Because the whole scene was getting on my nerves. If you'd just handled your reporters, I wouldn't have had to step in and dramatically announce myself as your bodyguard."

"Oh." Jungkook nodded thoughtfully. "Of course. Silly me. I should've magically known the scene was getting on your nerves."

The man closed his eyes briefly.

Jungkook smirked.

This was fun.

"See," Jungkook continued, "you can't just drop me in the middle of the road like this. Don't you even have basic manners?"

"Get out."

"..."

"The reporters are probably gone by now," the man added flatly. "We're not far from the agency. Go back, take your car, and go wherever you want."

"I didn't bring my car."

"Your keys are in your bag." The man glanced at him. "I can dump everything out here and prove it if you'd like."

Jungkook immediately hugged his bag protectively.

"...No need."

"Good. Then leave."

But before Jungkook could open the door, the man suddenly grabbed something from the back seat and tossed it toward him.

A scarf.

Jungkook caught it awkwardly. "What's this for now?"

"It'll be useful."

Jungkook looked down at the scarf, then slowly back at him.

"...You do care about me."

"I don't."

"You're worried I'll catch a cold."

"I'm worried people will recognize you and scream again."

Jungkook ignored that completely.

"I can't believe you didn't help me because you were mesmerized by my beauty."

The man looked genuinely unimpressed.

"Trust me," he said, "you're really not that beautiful."

Silence.

Jungkook turned slowly.

"...Do you even realize what you just said?"

"Any average boy would look like you with that much makeup on." The man shrugged. "Beautiful, I mean."

Jungkook looked horrified.

Then offended.

Then personally betrayed.

"Now," the stranger said calmly, "bye."

And he drove away.

Leaving Jungkook standing on the sidewalk with a scarf in his hands and the strongest urge to commit violence.

-

The next morning, Jungkook stormed into his agency building wearing sunglasses, a hoodie, and pure rage.

"He insulted my face."

His manager barely looked up. "Good morning to you too."

"He said any average boy could look like me."

"Maybe he was trying to humble you."

Jungkook slammed both hands on the desk. "Who is he?!"

His manager finally sighed and handed over a file.

Jungkook opened it.

Then froze.

Employee Profile

Kim Taehyung

Newly assigned personal bodyguard.

"...What."

"He starts today," the manager said sympathetically.

As if summoned by pure misfortune, the office door opened.

And there he was.

V- or rather, Kim Taehyung - walked in wearing an all-black suit and the same eternally unbothered expression.

Their eyes met.

Jungkook pointed immediately. "You."

Taehyung looked equally displeased.

"You," he replied.

The manager smiled nervously. "Great. You've already met."

"Yes," Taehyung said. "Unfortunately."

Jungkook looked scandalized.

Taehyung looked exhausted.

And somewhere in the distance, fate laughed quietly.

To be continued...💖✨

Have an amazing day!!

Purple you💜💜💜!!!

I hope you enjoyed the chapter

Goodbye!!!

Chapter Two - Officially Unbearable

Jungkook decided three things within the first twenty-four hours of having Kim Taehyung as his bodyguard.

First: Taehyung was rude.

Second: Taehyung was terrifyingly calm.

And third-

Jungkook absolutely could not stand him.

Which was unfortunate because Taehyung was suddenly everywhere.

Outside his apartment.

Behind him at schedules.

Standing beside the van.

Watching him during interviews like an emotionless security camera dressed in black.

It was deeply irritating.

"You're breathing too loudly," Jungkook informed him one morning.

Taehyung didn't even glance up from his phone. "You're alive too loudly."

Jungkook gasped dramatically.

His makeup artist snorted into her brush.

Traitor.

-

Today's schedule was a variety show recording.

Which meant chaos.

Fans crowded outside the broadcasting station the moment Jungkook's van arrived. Screams erupted instantly.

"JUNGKOOK!"

"I LOVE YOU!"

"MARRY ME!"

Jungkook smiled automatically and waved through the tinted window.

Beside him, Taehyung sat with his usual unreadable expression.

"You know," Jungkook said casually, "normal people would be overwhelmed by this much love."

"You think this is love?"

"What else would it be?"

Taehyung looked outside at the pushing crowd. "Mob behavior."

Jungkook turned toward him slowly.

"You're allergic to happiness, aren't you?"

"I'm allergic to stupidity."

"Then how are you surviving around me?"

Taehyung finally looked at him.

"...Barely."

Jungkook clutched his chest in fake pain.

"You wound me daily."

"That's the dream."

Before Jungkook could respond, the van door slid open.

Instant screaming.

The manager stepped out first, followed by Taehyung, who immediately scanned the crowd with sharp eyes.

Then Jungkook exited.

The screams doubled.

Phones rose everywhere.

People surged forward.

Jungkook was used to this. He smiled, waved, even blew a kiss toward one side of the crowd.

And then-

Someone shoved hard from behind.

Jungkook stumbled forward.

A hand instantly caught his arm.

Firm.

Steady.

Taehyung.

The bodyguard pulled Jungkook back against his chest with one smooth movement while blocking the crowd with his other arm.

"Back up," Taehyung said coldly.

His voice wasn't loud.

But the atmosphere shifted immediately.

Even the screaming fans hesitated.

Jungkook blinked.

Oh.

That was... kind of cool.

Taehyung kept one hand lightly against Jungkook's back as they moved toward the entrance.

Protective.

Close.

Warm.

Jungkook suddenly became very aware of how broad Taehyung's shoulders were.

Annoying.

Inside the building, the doors closed behind them.

The noise disappeared instantly.

Taehyung finally let go.

"You need to pay attention," he said flatly.

Jungkook stared at him. "You touched me."

Taehyung looked confused. "Obviously?"

"You touched me gently."

"...Should I have thrown you onto the pavement instead?"

Jungkook narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

"You care about me."

"I care about not losing my job on the first week."

"Hm."

Taehyung walked ahead.

Jungkook followed beside him like an offended cat.

"You know," Jungkook continued, "most people would say thank you after being saved."

"Most people would also watch where they're going."

"You really hate fun."

"You really create problems professionally."

"That's because I'm talented."

"That's because you lack survival instincts."

Jungkook grinned suddenly.

Taehyung frowned immediately.

That smile meant trouble.

"You know what I realized?" Jungkook asked.

"No."

"You're actually very handsome."

Taehyung nearly stopped walking.

"...What?"

Jungkook nodded thoughtfully. "It's unfortunate about your personality, though."

Taehyung stared at him like he was witnessing a psychological experiment.

"You spent an entire day insulting my face," Jungkook continued. "But objectively speaking, you're attractive enough that people would forgive you for murder."

"...That's concerning."

"It's true."

"You flirt with everyone this shamelessly?"

Jungkook looked offended. "Excuse you. I'm naturally charming."

"You're naturally exhausting."

"That too."

Taehyung rubbed his forehead.

For the first time, Jungkook noticed faint dark circles beneath his eyes.

"You didn't sleep," Jungkook said suddenly.

Taehyung paused.

Then shrugged. "I slept enough."

"That means no."

"It's none of your business."

Jungkook frowned slightly.

Something about Taehyung always felt... tightly controlled.

Like someone permanently bracing for impact.

Even when he was standing still.

Before Jungkook could think further, staff members rushed toward them.

"We're ready for rehearsal!"

Jungkook was immediately dragged away for hair touch-ups and microphone checks.

Taehyung remained near the stage entrance, silent as ever.

But throughout rehearsal-

Every single time Jungkook glanced toward the side stage-

Taehyung was watching.

Not in a creepy way.

Not even emotionally.

Just attentive.

Careful.

Present.

And somehow that was worse.

-

The recording ended late at night.

Jungkook collapsed dramatically into the van afterward.

"I'm dead."

"You've said that six times today," Taehyung replied.

"Because this industry is abusive."

"You chose it."

"I was young and beautiful."

"You're still dramatic."

Jungkook ignored him and leaned his head against the window.

Outside, rain had started pouring heavily across the city.

The roads blurred with lights and reflections.

For a while, silence settled between them.

Oddly comfortable.

Then Jungkook noticed movement beside him.

Taehyung was taking off his suit jacket.

"You're cold?" Jungkook asked.

Without answering, Taehyung placed the jacket over Jungkook instead.

Jungkook blinked.

"...What is this?"

"The air conditioning is too strong."

"You noticed?"

"You were shivering."

Jungkook stared at him suspiciously.

Taehyung avoided eye contact and looked out the opposite window.

Interesting.

Very interesting.

Jungkook slowly smiled.

"You really are obsessed with me."

Taehyung closed his eyes.

"I'm begging you," he muttered, "please be quiet for five minutes."

Jungkook grinned wider and wrapped himself more comfortably in the jacket anyway.

It smelled faintly like rain, coffee, and Taehyung.

And for some reason-

It felt safe.

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to be continued...💖✨

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