The Anti-Romance Club (Taekook)
Introduction
After watching his friends get distracted by relationships, Jungkook decides love is a waste of time
He created the Anti-Romance Club, a campus club dedicated to:
• Avoiding crushes
• Staying focused on studies
• Exposing "romantic nonsense"
but only one student showed up
Taehyung accidentally joined because he thought it was a club about romance.
And he's the most romantic person Jungkook has ever met.
Jungkook
•Club President
•Grumpy
•Logical
•Doesn't believe in love
Taehyung
•Sunshine
•Chaotic
•Loves romance movies
•Believes soulmates exist
The more Jungkook avoided romance
Jungkook thought creating a club wouldn't be that bad
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Love Is A Distraction
Jungkook had gotten ready for college
And his father dropped him to college unusually
He thought the morning was pleasant, birds chirping and more
The first thing Jungkook saw that morning was a couple blocking the college entrance.
A couple not walking, not talking... Just standing there in the middle of the pathway, holding hands and staring at each other like the rest of the world had disappeared.
Students were forced to walk around them. Which made One guy nearly tripped over a backpack.
Another sighed loudly before changing direction
The couple didn't notice.
Or maybe they didn't care.
Jungkook stopped a few feet away and stared.
Jungkook
*stares at them for
One second
Two second
Three.... And nothing*
They were still gazing into each other's eyes as if they were filming the final scene of a romance drama.
Jungkook
*pinches the bridge of nose* wonderful *says while muttering* human traffic Cones or what
He stepped around them and continued toward class.
Unfortunately, his day was only getting started.
When he entered the lecture hall, he immediately spotted his best friend, Jimin.
jimin
*smiling and daydreaming*
The kind of smile people got when they were either hiding something or in love.
Considering Jimin's track record, Jungkook already knew which one it was.
Jungkook
*dropped into the seat beside Jimin* what happened to you
jimin
*looks up from his phone practically beaming* my boyfriend sent a good morning text *giggles*
Jungkook
(I asked a wrong question) *closes eyes for a minute*
jimin
It was three pages long
Jungkook
*got frozen looking at Jimin* three what?
jimin
Three pages *sqeaks*
jimin
And it was so beautiful*says dreaming*
jimin
*blinks* what do you mean by why?
Jungkook
"Why would anyone wake up and write an essay before breakfast?"
(so unreasonable, so distracting)
jimin
*gasps* you don't understand romance and love
Jungkook
Nope! *rolls eyes* I understand Assignments
The professor entered before Jimin could argue.
The lecture began.
Peace finally settled over the room.
For exactly seven minutes.
Jungkook
*slowly turns and looks at jimin*
jimin
*smiles looking at phone*
Jungkook
Now what *makes a done face*
jimin
he says he misses me *smiles cheesily*
Jungkook
*looks around the class and looks at Jimin* you are in the same building
Jungkook
*pinches the bridge of nose*(don't get angry) you are literally 20 feet apart
jimin
*sighs smiling placing his palm on his chest*
jimin
Love has no distance
Jungkook
*looks at jimin for a moment rethinking his life decisions*
lunch wasn't any better for Jungkook couples surrounding each other
Kissing, holding hands, sitting on laps even though the chairs are empty
Jungkook
*sighs* (i didn't sign up for this(
*walks to his friend and sits* what are you doing?
Jhope
For my anniversary*blushes*
Jungkook
.....you mean..the two week relationship?
Jhope
a meaningful one *sighs dramatically*
Jungkook
*stares at him and walks out of the canteen to the library*
Jungkook
all i want is peace goddamit!!! *mutters*
All he wanted was one quiet place where nobody talked about love.
Just one.
The library seemed perfect.
Silent.
Peaceful.
Productive.
Until students a girl walked in followed by a boy with a bouquet on his back
A second student ran after him.
"WAIT! DON'T CONFESS YET!"
Jungkook
*eyes twitches* confess
Something inside him finally snapped.
Not dramatically.
Not loudly.
Just a small, clean break.
Like the tip of a pencil.
The next morning Jungkook walked in a flyer in hand straight to council room
Jisoo (college president)
Good morning how can I help you?
Jungkook
I'd like to start a club
Jisoo (college president)
*brightens* sure sure what club?
Jungkook
*slides the form across the desk*
Jisoo (college president)
*looks at it then blinks*
Jisoo (college president)
*blinks*
Jisoo (college president)
Anti what?
Jungkook
Anti-romance Club
Jisoo (college president)
Anti romance club?
Jisoo (college president)
What does this club do?
Jungkook
Promote academic focus *says with a straight face*
Jisoo (college president)
Okay...?
Jungkook
Expose romantic distractions
Jungkook
We help students avoid unnecessary emotional chaos
Jisoo (college president)
*looks at Jungkook* did someone break your heart
Jisoo (college president)
Recently?
Jisoo (college president)
Ever?
Jungkook
Do you want to hear it in spanish?
She looked unconvinced.
Jungkook looked offended.
Jisoo (college president)
*sighs* club slogan
Jungkook
Love is a Distraction
Jisoo (college president)
*nearly laughs*
Jungkook
*looks straight at her*
Jisoo (college president)
*clears throat*
Jisoo (college president)
*stamps "APPROVED"*
Jungkook smiled.
For the first time all week.
Finally.
A place for sensible people, free from romance, dedicated to logic.
Furthermore, everything would be peaceful.
Everything would be organized.
Everything would make sense.
What could possibly go wrong?
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The Wrong Club
The Anti-Romance Club officially opened on Tuesday.
Jungkook arrived twenty minutes early.
Not that he is nervous or something
Because he was prepared.
There was a difference.
He unlocked the club room, switched on the lights, and stood in the middle of the empty space with his hands on his hips.
Jungkook
*claps hands as if dusting*
Jungkook
Perfect *mutters*
The chairs were arranged neatly.
The projector worked.
The whiteboard was clean.
His presentation was ready.
Everything was exactly how it should be.
For the first time since starting college, Jungkook felt hopeful.
Maybe there were other students like him.
Maybe there is still hope
because he was sure many students are tired of seeing couples roaming around in the college
Students who wanted to focus on grades instead of relationships.
Jungkook
Especially students with common sense *huffs*
Jungkook
*smiles* its going to be a good day
On the opposite side of campus, *Kim Taehyung* was staring at a poster taped to a bulletin board.
His backpack hung loosely off one shoulder as he read the words.
ANTI-ROMANCE CLUB NEW MEMBERS WELCOME
Taehyung
*tilts head slightly*
Taehyung
*grins* its a Romance Club???!!!
Taehyung loved love and romance
Taehyung
I wonder if they discuss love languages.
For the rest of the day, Taehyung couldn't stop thinking about it.
Taehyung
The president of that club must be so romantic
People who enjoyed love stories as much as he did.
People who probably debated movie couples.
People who appreciated grand confessions and handwritten letters.
At exactly 12o'clock, Jungkook was standing at the front of the club room.
The room no.405 was too silent
People were probably running late.
4:03.
Still nobody.
Jungkook adjusted the projector.
4:05.
The room remained empty.
Jungkook
(what if nobody comes?) *shakes head* think positive *mutters*
The door suddenly swung open.
Jungkook
*straightens trying to smile enthusiastic*
A Tall student stepped inside with a bright smile.
Taehyung
Oh hello fellow lovers of-
Jungkook
*blinks looking at taehyung*
For a few seconds, neither moved.
Then the stranger(taehyung) looked at the whiteboard.
Taehyung
*smile slowly disappeared*
Taehyung
*points at it* what's that?
Jungkook
Our slogan *says in a duh tone*
Jungkook had a bad feeling
The kind of feeling people got right before disaster struck.
Taehyung
This..isn't a romance club
Taehyung
A club for discussing love?
Taehyung
Maybe A club for helping people find soulmates??
Taehyung looked genuinely heartbroken.
Like someone had informed him that puppies weren't real.
Taehyung
I've been decieved
Jungkook
*folds his arms* you read the poster wrong
Taehyung
The poster was emotionally misleading.
Jungkook
It literally says anti romantic
Taehyung
That's a very aggressive font."
Jungkook
That's not how fonts work
Jungkook
*closes his eyes* (you can't kill)
The meeting hadn't even started.
Why was he already tired?
Jungkook
Then why are you still here
Taehyung
*surprised* because i joined
Taehyung looked around the room.
At the carefully arranged chairs.
At the projector.
At the presentation waiting to begin.
Taehyung
*looks at Jungkook* you worked hard for this
Taehyung
The chairs are organised
Taehyung
The presentation looks professional
Taehyung
You've obviously been excited about this...right?
For a second, Jungkook didn't know what to say.
Nobody usually noticed things like that.
Taehyung
*smiles* also, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
There it was.
Jungkook knew there had to be a catch.
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