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The Li Family: The Third Miss Is a Troublemaker

Chapter 1: Employee of the Month (Deceased)

Location: Central City Highway

Time: 11:45 PM

Externally, Z looked like a demon made of ice.

Her sleek, stolen black sports car tore down the neon-lit highway at one hundred and forty miles per hour. Her face was a mask of absolute, terrifying calm. Her cold, sharp eyes flicked to the rearview mirror, tracking the three heavily armored black SUVs tailing her. A man leaned out of the passenger window of the lead SUV, firing a high-caliber submachine gun.

Z smoothly cranked the steering wheel to the left, drifting the car with brutal, mathematical precision. The bullets shattered her rear windshield, showering the leather interior in diamond-like fragments. She didn't flinch. She simply reached out the shattered window with her left hand, didn't even look back, and fired two precise shots from her silenced pistol.

(Pop. Pop.)

The front left tire of the lead SUV exploded. The massive vehicle violently flipped end-over-end, crashing into a concrete perimeter barrier in a ball of fire.

Internally, Zai was having a complete meltdown.

Okay, seriously, what is happening?! her inner voice shrieked, thoroughly annoyed. I do my job perfectly. I execute a flawless, silent hit. Zero collateral damage. I even wiped down the doorknobs! And this is the thanks I get? The entire tactical division of the Syndicate is trying to turn me into Swiss cheese? Who authorized this overtime?!

The Obsidian Syndicate was an ancient, underground criminal empire. They had been around for centuries, fully known by the military and the government for kidnapping, smuggling, and running the dark underworld. Zai had been raised by them since she was a child, known in the field simply as "Z." She was their best weapon. Cold, efficient, and ruthless.

But right now, she was extremely confused.

Her encrypted comms earpiece suddenly crackled to life. It was Dispatch.

"All units, all units! The suspect is heading south on Highway 4! Do not let her escape! The Boss wants her head! She killed the Young Master! I repeat, Z assassinated the Boss’s only son!"

Zai blinked. Her foot actually slipped off the gas pedal for a fraction of a second.

Wait... what? she thought, her internal monologue screeching to a halt. The Boss's son? I didn't kill the Boss's son. I killed the target they sent me! The enemy of the organization!

She quickly reviewed the target dossier the organization had sent her that morning:

Target Profile: Male. Late twenties. Wearing a ridiculously flashy white suit with gold trim. Terrible tribal tattoo on the left side of his neck. Laughs like a dying hyena. Found in the VIP lounge of the Velvet Room Club.

I literally shot the guy in the white suit with the stupid neck tattoo! Zai argued with herself in her head, feeling deeply wronged. If the Boss’s son was wearing that exact same outfit, laughing like a hyena in the VIP lounge, then whoever wrote the intel report needs to be fired! Or executed! Or both! How is this MY fault?!

Another volley of bullets slammed into the trunk of her car.

"Idiots," Z muttered out loud. Her voice was flat, carrying the deadly chill of an apex predator. She slammed the brakes, letting the second SUV pull up beside her. Without a second of hesitation, she pulled a fragmentation grenade from her belt, pulled the pin with her teeth, and casually tossed it through the SUV's open window.

She slammed the gas again, speeding forward right as the SUV exploded behind her in a deafening shockwave.

If I live through this, I am definitely leaving a terrible review in the company suggestion box, she thought, rolling her eyes as she swerved around a civilian sedan. 'Hostile work environment. Poor communication skills from management.'

But as she raced down the highway like a maniac, a heavy, sinking feeling hit the pit of her stomach. The adrenaline was wearing off, and the realization was setting in.

She had killed the Boss's son. It didn't matter that it was a clerical error. It didn't matter that some idiot in the intel department mixed up the target's description. The Obsidian Syndicate would never stop hunting her.

Well. Time to move to the Bahamas and change my name to Lia, she thought, sighing internally.

She checked her rearview mirror again to see if the last SUV was still following.

"Gotcha," she whispered coldly.

But because her eyes were in the mirror, she didn't see the intersection ahead. She didn't see the massive, eighteen-wheeler freight truck running the red light until the blinding, blazing white headlights flooded her windshield.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me—

(CRASH)

The impact was catastrophic. The world turned into a violent blur of crushing metal, shattering glass, and deafening noise. The sports car was folded entirely in half, flipping through the air before violently skidding upside down across the wet asphalt of the city street.

Then... stillness.

Zai was pinned upside down in the crushed driver’s seat. The smell of gasoline and burning rubber filled her lungs. She couldn't feel her legs. She couldn't feel much of anything at all, just a creeping, freezing cold spreading from her chest. Blood dropped slowly from her forehead onto the shattered glass below.

Wow, she thought, her internal voice sounding weirdly distant and sluggish now. That really hurts. I hope I remembered to clear my browser history.

Through her fading consciousness, she heard the chaotic sounds of the city.

“Oh my god! Someone call 911!” a panicked civilian voice cried out from the sidewalk.

“Is she alive? Don’t move her!”

“The ambulance is coming, just hold on!”

In the distance, the high-pitched wail of police sirens and an ambulance began to echo through the cold night air, getting closer. Red and blue lights flickered against the pavement.

Zai tried to open her mouth to speak, to curse out the truck driver, or maybe just to ask for a painkiller, but her lungs wouldn't move. The world was getting incredibly dark. The sirens sounded like they were underwater.

This is a really embarrassing way for a legendary assassin to die, she complained to herself one last time. Killed by bad HR management and a delivery truck.

Her eyes slowly slid shut. The flashing police lights faded away.

Then, there was nothing.

No pain. No sirens. No syndicate.

Just endless, absolute silence.

Chapter 2: The Troublemaker’s Upgrade

Location: Northern District Military Command, Private Recovery Wing

Time: 08:30 AM

Externally, Zai looked like a stone-cold, calculating enigma. She was sitting straight up in a sterile hospital bed, her face a rigid mask of absolute focus, intense curiosity, and deep confusion. Her sharp eyes were narrowed, tracking the flashing imagery on the wall-mounted television screen across the room. Her brow was furrowed so deeply it looked like she was decoding state secrets.

Internally, she was having a massive existential crisis with a side of utter denial.

Okay. Let’s review the data, her inner voice said, desperately tapping a metaphorical clipboard.

Fact number one: I died. I specifically remember an eighteen-wheeler giving my sports car a high-speed metal hug, crushing my lungs, and turning off my lights.

Fact number two: I am currently breathing.

Fact number three: These are not my hands. Why are these hands so small? Where are my calluses? Why do my wrists look like fragile little twigs? Did the truck driver impact me so hard I shrank into a middle schooler?!

She reached up with a stiff, uncoordinated hand, gingerly touching the thick white bandages wrapping around her skull.

Ow. Okay, yep. The original owner of this body definitely cracked the porcelain. But whose body is this? I was a twenty-six-year-old top-tier assassin, and now I feel like I weigh ninety pounds soaking wet. Did I get reincarnated? Is this a cosmic glitch? If I don't get some answers—and some spicy seafood noodles—in the next ten minutes, I am going to file a formal complaint with the universe.

What completely locked her attention, though, was the morning news broadcast currently blaring from the small television speaker. A frantic reporter was standing in front of a smoking pile of highway wreckage.

"Breaking news this morning," the reporter announced. "A catastrophic collision occurred late last night on Central Highway 4. Police state that the driver of the black sports car, an unidentified female suspect believed to be a high-ranking operative of the Obsidian Syndicate, was pronounced dead at the scene due to fatal impact trauma."

Zai stared at the screen, her serious, intense expression hardening even more.

Dead at the scene. Yep, that's me. RIP to a legend, her mind shouted, utterly offended. But if I'm dead over there, who the heck am I over here?

As if answering her question, her scrambled new brain cells suddenly sparked, flooding her mind with a wave of the original body owner's memories.

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NEW PROFILE DOWNLOAD: SUCCESSFUL

NAME: LI QIAO (AGE: 15)

STATUS: HIGH SCHOOL TROUBLEMAKER / FAMILY DISGRACE CURRENT LOCATION: FORMER GENERAL LI'S MILITARY OUTPOST

REASON FOR PLACEMENT: MANDATORY CHARACTER REFORM & BOOTCAMP

CURRENT INJURY: CRANIAL IMPACT (CONCUSSION FROM ILLEGAL ESCAPE STUNT)

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Oh, great. Fantastic. I’m a fifteen-year-old brat named Li Qiao, Zai thought, her internal monologue rolling its eyes so hard it hurt her concussed brain. And from the look of these memories, the original girl was an absolute menace. Her wealthy family got so sick of her swearing, fighting, and causing trouble that they shipped her off to her terrifying grandfather—a retired, hardline Military General—to force her to change her behavior through brutal training. And what does the brat do? She tries to sneak out of a high-security military base in the middle of the night to escape back home, trips over a tactical obstacle course in the dark, and face-plants into a concrete barrier. Brilliant. Truly a criminal mastermind.

She was so completely absorbed in her intense, silent mental rant—staring at the television screen with a deadly, piercing gaze while processing her new identity as a teenage military delinquent—that her legendary assassin senses completely failed her.

She didn't hear the heavy electronic lock click open. She didn't hear the quiet, polished leather boots stepping across the linoleum floor. She didn't notice the tall, stern-faced man in a crisp Chinese military officer's uniform and quietly stepped up to her bedside.

Still staring at the TV, her face a mask of cold, lethal focus, Zai slowly decided to stretch her neck.

She turned her head to the right.

Standing right beside her bed, his arms crossed over his chest, was Commander Lin. He was her new grandfather's top adjutant—a no-nonsense, strictly disciplined officer whose sole job was to supervise Li Qiao's miserable reform training. He was staring directly at her with a terrifyingly stiff, unreadable military gaze.

"What the f— holy shit!" Zai blurted out, the original Li Qiao's foul-mouthed reflexes instantly taking over before her inner assassin could stop them.

She violently flinched backward, her body reacting so fast her leg kicked straight out, tangling itself hopelessly in the scratchy green military blanket. She scrambled against the pillows like a startled cat, her heart hammering against her ribs as she clutched the front of her hospital gown.

Oh my god! A jump scare! her brain screamed in absolute terror. An actual, physical jump scare! Where did this Chinese officer come from?! I didn't hear a single footstep! My assassin license is officially revoked, this is an absolute tragedy!

Despite her inner panic, she forced her new, youthful facial muscles back into a sharp, narrow-eyed scowl, trying to look dangerous while currently trapped under a duvet.

Commander Lin didn't move an inch. He slowly lowered his gaze, looking down at her tangled legs, then up at her bandage-wrapped head.

"Your vocabulary is just as atrocious as it was before you cracked your skull, Miss Li," Commander Lin said, his voice dropping into a deep, strict, disapproving rumble. "You are inside a restricted military facility, under the direct orders of your grandfather, General Li. Sneaking out of the barracks at midnight just because you couldn't endure the morning physical drills... you have brought great shame to your family's name."

Zai narrowed her eyes, keeping her face serious and defiant, but internally, she was smirking.

Oh, Commander, you have no idea, she thought. The old Li Qiao might have run away from a little morning jog. But the person sitting in this bed now? I eat military training for breakfast. Just wait until I get out of these bandages.

Chapter 3: The General’s Audit

Continuation……

"Your vocabulary is just as atrocious as it was before you cracked your skull, Miss Li," Commander Lin said, his voice dropping into a deep, strict, disapproving rumble. "You are inside a restricted military facility, under the direct orders of your grandfather. Sneaking out of the barracks at midnight just because you couldn't endure the morning physical drills... you have brought great shame to your family's name."

Zai narrowed her eyes, keeping her face serious and defiant, but internally, she was smirking.

Oh, Commander Lin, you have no idea, she thought. The old Li Qiao might have run away from a little morning jog. But the person sitting in this bed now? I eat military training for breakfast. Just wait until I get out of these bandages.

Before she could form a suitably bratty retort aloud to match her body's teenage reflexes, the heavy automated doors to the medical ward hissed open. An elderly but towering, broad-chested man stepped into the room, his uniform immaculate, his face a terrifying portrait of old-school discipline. Commander Lin instantly snapped to attention, saluting perfectly.

"General Li," the commander announced, greeting the legend himself.

Even though her grandfather was technically an ex-general who had officially retired from active public service, he still lived right here at the outpost, pulling the strings and working completely behind the scenes. Because of his massive legacy, everyone on the base—from the lowest recruit to Commander Lin—still respectfully called him 'General.'

The old General didn't even look at his adjutant. He marched straight to the foot of Zai’s bed, his thick white eyebrows furrowing as he glared at his granddaughter.

"Still alive, I see," General Lin rumbled, his voice thick with exasperation. "Do you have any idea how much paperwork your midnight stunt caused me, Qiao-Qiao? Scaling a security fence in the dark because you couldn't handle three kilometers of running? You are my granddaughter! Your father is a high-ranking bureaucrat, and I ran this entire district for forty years! If the media in the capital finds out you are face-planting into concrete while trying to desert a mandatory behavioral camp—"

The General was just getting warmed up, his lungs expanding for a legendary scolding, when a young lieutenant suddenly stepped through the doorway, looking panicked.

"General Lin, forgive the intrusion," the lieutenant gasped, saluting frantically. "High Command is on the encrypted terminal in the briefing room. A Class-3 smuggling caravan was just spotted breaching the northern valley border. They require your off-the-record tactical advice immediately."

The General’s tirade snapped to a screeching halt. The fiery anger in his eyes vanished, instantly replaced by the cold, razor-sharp focus of a veteran warlord who still ran things behind the scenes. He checked his watch, then glared back down at Zai.

"Now that you are awake, you will stay in this bed, you will behave, and you will not cause a single ounce of trouble," General Lin ordered, his finger pointing directly between her eyes. "The doctors say you need two weeks of strict rest to clear that concussion. If I hear so much as a whisper about you stepping out of line before those fourteen days are up, I am personally assigning you to the heavy artillery cleaning crew. Do I make myself clear, young lady?"

Externally, Zai gave a dramatic, deeply annoyed teenage eye-roll that the original Li Qiao's muscles practically forced her to do. Internally, her assassin brain was giving a polite nod of approval. Class-3 border breach. Nice. Sounds like a fun Tuesday.

"Crystal clear, Grandfather," Zai said, forcing a flat, reluctant tone.

"Good. Commander Lin, come with me," the General barked, turning on his heel and sweeping out of the room like a hurricane, the Commander close behind him.

Two Weeks Later.

The thick gauze wrapping was gone, replaced by a tiny, flesh-colored medical patch over her left temple. Zai had spent the last fourteen days doing subtle, micro-movements under the hospital sheets, forcing Li Qiao’s unconditioned 15-year-old muscle fibers to sync with her advanced neural combat memory. It was tedious, like trying to run military-grade espionage software on a cheap, lagging smartphone.

Calf muscles: ninety percent calibrated. Reaction speed: acceptable. Let's see how this thing handles in the wild, Zai thought as she walked down the long, high ceiling concrete corridor of the base's youth training wing.

This place wasn't a literal, academic school—it was a specialized military compound designed to whip the troublesome, elite children of high-ranking officers into shape through physical conditioning, tactical theory, and weapon handling.

As Zai turned a corner toward the recreational lounge, the loud, boisterous sound of teenage cheering and laughing echoed down the hallway.

A crowd of older students in physical training uniforms were gathered around a thick, heavy dartboard mounted on a brick pillar.

Standing in the center of the circle was a tall, smug seventeen-year-old named Zhang Wei, the son of a prominent garrison commander. He was casually flipping a sleek, high-grade military tactical knife in his hand, balancing the weighted tip on his index finger to show off.

"Watch this," Zhang Wei smirked to his sycophants, spinning the knife into a flashy reverse grip. "No-look throw, three meters out. Bullseye."

Zai walked past the crowd, her face completely serious, expressionless, and deadpan. She didn't have time for teenage peacocking; she was currently trying to locate the mess hall to see if this base possessed any actual chili oil to save her from the bland military diet.

Wrist action is completely exaggerated. His center of gravity is leaning too far right, Zai’s assassin brain analyzed automatically in a split second as she passed them. If he releases at that trajectory—

(Thwack! Clang!)

Zhang Wei’s flashy no-look throw went horribly wrong. The blade didn't hit the board; it struck the reinforced steel bracket holding the board up. The metal-on-metal impact caused the tactical knife to ricochet violently, spinning through the air at a chaotic, lethal velocity.

"Look out!" someone screamed.

The knife was flying sideways at bullet-like speed—aimed directly at the side of Zai’s head.

In an instant, the world seemed to drop into extreme slow-motion. Zai didn't blink. Her terrifying assassin reflexes, forged through a thousand life-or-death missions, took total control of Li Qiao's body.

She didn't duck. She didn't scream like a normal fifteen-year-old girl.

With a fluid, cinematic grace, Zai simply tilted her upper body backward by a mere two inches, executing a flawless, low-profile slip. The spinning silver blade whistled past her eyelashes, missing her nose by millimeters. But she wasn't done. As the knife passed her face, Zai’s right hand shot out like a lightning bolt, her small fingers snapping shut around the hilt of the flying weapon mid-air.

(Snap.)

She caught it in a perfect, ice-cold reverse grip, the momentum of the throw causing her braided hair to whip around her shoulder.

The entire hallway went dead, suffocatingly silent. The teenagers froze, their jaws literally dropping. Zhang Wei’s face turned completely pale, his breath catching in his throat.

Oh, damn! Zai’s inner voice cheered cheerfully, thoroughly impressed with her new body's output. That was incredibly cool. It looked like a cinematic masterpiece. Ten out of ten for style points.

However, the original Li Qiao's hot-tempered, expressive reflexes immediately bubbled to the surface. Zai’s serious face instantly morphed into a fiercely irritated, dangerous scowl. She flipped the knife effortlessly in her hand, catching it by the tip, her eyes locking onto Zhang Wei with a freezing, ruthless glare.

"Are you completely brain-dead?!" Zai barked out, her voice sharp and dripping with utter annoyance. "Who handles live steel in a high-traffic transit corridor? If you want to accidentally lobotomize yourself, go do it on the live-fire range, you are an absolute amateur!"

Zhang Wei swallowed hard, trying desperately to salvage his tough-guy reputation in front of his friends. He took a hesitant step forward. "Hey... Li Qiao, right? General Lin's grandkid. Look, it was a slip. My bad. But... how the hell did you just catch a ricocheted combat blade with your bare hand?"

Zai walked straight up to him. Even though she was shorter, the silent, blood-chilling aura radiating from her made the older boy instinctively step back until his spine hit the brick pillar.

With a sudden, lightning-fast motion, Zai threw the knife. It didn't hit him—it embedded itself four inches deep into the wooden dartboard right next to his left ear, the vibration humming against his skin.

"Next time your toy flies toward my face," Zai whispered in a cold, deadly monotone that made every hair on the boy's arms stand up, "I won't return it handle-first. Maintain your weapon discipline, boy, or I'll show you what a real accident looks like."

She turned around and strolled away, her face returning to its calm, serious expression.

Well, that felt great, her inner voice hummed happily as she continued down the corridor. Traumatized a high schooler, secured a backup weapon, and didn't even pop my stitches. Now, seriously, where is the cafeteria?

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