Assassination Classroom Chatfic
moment 1
Koro Sensei
Nyu! Good morning students!
Karasuma
It's 2am Koro. Go to bed.
Koro Sensei added Irina to the chat
Nagisa
Guys I just saw a cat on the street, anyone wants to keep it? I don't want to leave it there
Nagisa
Huh? Anyway who wants the cat?
Nagisa
Ok, I'll come over along with the cat
Hayami
AYAYAYAY I'M GETTING A CAT
Hinano
Oh! Wanna play truth or dare??
Itona
I'm not waiting for everyone to reply. Let's say we all agreed.
Isogai
Well we can't do dares though, so it will be truth or truth
Meg
We're all around the world Hinano.
Nagisa
Okok enough already. Can we start?
Rio
Karma! Truth or truth?
Karma
Hmm omg hard question! Lemme think! I think truth
Rio
Anyway do you have a crush on anyone?
Itona
We all know you like Karma, Okuda. Trust me he doesn't like you back.
Okuda
Ouch how would you know?
Karma
I can confirm Itona is right. I do have a crush on someone, Nakamura
Ritsu
Karma likes someone??
Karma
Let's leave that for another round.
Karma
Is it my turn to ask?
Nagisa
Is that even necessary to ask?
Chiba
So! Nagisa what's your answer?
Nagisa
Um, romantically or friend-way
Itona
Damn it Nagisa you're stupid
Nagisa
I need to walk my fish
Nagisa
I mean I need to fish my walk
Maehara
That doesn't even make sense😭
Ryoma
Just answer the damn question Nagisa
Nagisa
NO IT IS TOO EMBARRASSING TO SAY
Takuya
Well that obviously means yes right?
Kotaro
That maybe means no too!
Taisei
Don't become a nerd Kotaro
Rio
Hmm cold reactions huh?
Rio
I guess I can explain what their "oh" mean
Rio
Kaede: WHAT BUT I LIKE NAGISA HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME OMGOMGOMG I AM GONNA KILL KARMA I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE STOLE MY MAN
Itona
HAHAHAHA THAT IS SO TRUE LMAO
Karma
How tf do you even stutter over text
Rio
Anyway for Karma: Wait he does? No way no way no way. I like him too. I LOVE him.
Karma
RIO! YOU PROMISED NOT TO SAY
Rio
AYYYY IT'S OFFICIALLLL
Kaede
NAGISA!!!!! NOOOO!!!
Ryoma
Sorry you two back off, they're having sweet moments right now.
Hinata silenced Okuda, Kaede from chatting
Karasuma
Anyway, GO TO BED IT'S 11 PM.
Sugino
Yes Karasuma Sensei
moment 2
Karasuma
Hinata please unmute Okuda and Kaede.
Hinata unsilenced Okuda, Kaede from chatting
Yuzuki
Why isn't Nagisa and Karma online?
Ritsu
I just checked and you're right
Itona
WOAH TAKING THINGS FAST I SEE
Hinata
KARMAGISA IS NOW A THING
Toka
OMG I'M GOING TO FAINT
Nagisa
Hey guys what are you talking about?
Rio
OH SHIT KARMA IS ONLINE
Nagisa
HOW COULD SHE JUST ESCAPE
Ritsu
Nagisa! Well.. please don't kill us
Taiga
Yea don't we know you're the best assassin in class
Nagisa
I WON'T I CAN'T EVEN REACH YOU
Karma
Rio Nakamura that bitch..
Takuya
NO KOTARO YOU'RE TOO RESPONSIBLE
Kotaro added Rio to the chat
Takuya
SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOU KOTARO
Karma
RIO NAKAMURA YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.
Karma created private chat with Rio
Rio
I'm sorry I exposed you
Karma
I kind of enjoyed you snitching on us.
Karma
I'm asking you to snitch more
Karma
I like seeing Nagisa flustered
Karma
DON'T TELL HIM OR ANYONE THOUGH
Rio
Rare moment of Karma asking me to do an important task
Rio
How could I betray him?
(back to 3-E CHATS groupchat)
Rio
Ouch I just got scolded..
Itona
HWISNAKAJSNSN HAHAHHAHA
Nagisa
Nakamura!! Don't snitch again..!
Rio
HAHHAHAHAH YOU THANKED ME
Nagisa
NO I DIDN'T I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU WOULDN'T SNITCH
Rio
BLAH BLAH BLAH I CANNOT HEAR YOU HAHAHAHAHAH I'M DROWNING IN LAUGHTER
Karasuma
CALM DOWN RIGHT THIS SECOND
Koro Sensei
There there Karasuma, don't be harsh on them
Karasuma
I'm not, you're just too lenient
Irina
Let them kids be! They're just having a chaotic middle school life
Karasuma
You got the point. Chaotic. IT SHOULD BE PEACEFUL
Hinano
SENSEI YOU AREN'T PEACEFUL EITHER!!!!
Karasuma
Whatever what's this chat for anyway?
Koro Sensei
Nyu! I created it just in case someone missed school or something. We could catch up on each other! Or just for hanging out outside school I guess.
Karasuma
WELL KEEP IT THAT WAY AND DON'T MESS AROUND HERE
Meg
Sensei, how about you just mute this chat on your phone? It's easier that way. We don't need to shut up and you don't need to make a fuss about us!
Karasuma
Good idea. Goodbye.
moment 3
Koro Sensei
What happened Nyu?
Itona
Karma what did you do
Karma
What? Why are you asking me?
Karma
I got in a fight with Nagi
Itona
KARMA AKABANE TELL US WHAT YOU DID RIGHT THIS MOMENT OR ELSE I'LL SHAVE YOU BALD.
Kaede
OKUDA-CHAN! THEY BROKE UP!!
Itona
SHUT THE FUCK UP OKUDA AND KAEDE
Rio silenced Okuda, Kaede from chatting
Itona unsilenced Okuda, Kaede from chatting
Itona
BRO WHAT THE HELL RIO
Itona silenced Okuda, Kaede from chatting
Yuzuki
Karma what did you do
Karma
I forgot to kiss him goodnight yesterday and fell asleep.
Karma
And today morning he started making a fuss about it, and we fought.
Itona
THAT'S FUCKING IT?!??!?!
Rio
DUDE I THOUGHT YOU CHEATED
Karma
SORRY should I apologise?
Rio
OK GODS SORRY THEY SHOULD MAKE UP
Itona
NO THEY SHOULDN'T NAGISA IS MAKING A FUSS BRO
Itona
OK RIO WHAT THE FUCK
Rio
GOD FORBID A GIRL WHOSE JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT A HOPELESS RELATIONSHIP
Maehara
Dude are your keyboards on caps 24/7 or some shit?
Itona
NO MAEHARA STAY OUTTA THIS
Itona
SOME PERFECT GUY YOU ARE
Isogai
Ok you two thats ENOUGH
Isogai silenced Itona, Rio from chatting
Isogai
Finally some peace.
Isogai
Anyway Karma yes you should go apologise
Isogai
I'm going to add Nagisa back to the groupchat
Isogai added Nagisa to the chat
Nagisa
What the fuck am I doing here
Ryoma
We got Nagisa cussing before GTA 6
Hinano
Ryoma that trend ended decades ago
Taiga
GUYS STFU KARMA HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
Taiga added Nagisa to the chat
Taiga added Nagisa to the chat
Taiga couldn't add Nagisa to the chat because they recently left themself too many times
Taisei
Well Karma just open a private chat
Karma created a private chat with Nagisa
Karma
Nagi my baby please listen
Karma
Baby I swear to the heavens I'll tell you I love you every day
Karma
Every hour!! Just forgive me my love.
Nagisa
If you miss one then I'm breaking up with you forever
Nagisa
Aww you're so sweet~
Karma
Ayyy that was EASY! [[the message was deleted]]
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