I can't believe that today is our last day of highschool, we are now adults and we can do whatever we want.

Now I have to get a job, how exciting.

Come on relax, think about it … you're going to find a nice, handsome, rich guy who is going to take care of you for the rest of your life.

That only happens in movies. Let's be real, which guy is going to date a poor girl like me?

I'm just kidding of course, you're going to figure it out … one day.

So what do you plan on doing with your life?

I am going to ask my big brother to job hunt for me.

Seriously!

What? That's what big brothers are for. Speaking of big brothers do you think your mother will ever have another child?

Eww! My mom will never date again, she's too old for that.

Be careful what you wish for.

Come on, let's go home.

Mom I'm home!

I'm in the kitchen!

*In The Kitchen*

Sarah I want to talk to you about something … I'm dating someone. Well technically we've been dating for a while now.

What? When? Mom, don't you think you're a bit too old for dating now?

what are you talking about? I'm only 33.

you're still old.

anyways he's a nice guy, I told him about you and he's happy to meet you. He has children and grandchildren your age, so you will fit right in.

Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Did you say children? And grandkids? How old is this guy? And what do you mean by “ fit right in” are you guys getting married or something? Didn't you guys just meet?

it's just that while we were talking, we just happened to be talking about a future together and I swear you're going to love him. He is a very nice guy, trust me.

if you say so. Wait, how long have you two been dating anyway?

just a couple weeks.

How many?

Three.

you u kept that from me for three weeks? Wow! You're good.

do you want to meet him? How about next week?

fine.

*On the phone*

so who is this guy anyway? I thought you said your mother wouldn't date anyone because she's too old or whatever. It looks like you're finally going to get that older brother after all.

please don't say that,name guess what my mother wants me to meet the guy next week. I don't want to see my mother's …. Boyfriend, that's so gross.

why are you so weirded out by it he's just a man … who's going to be your step daddy, ha!ha!ha!ha!

that’s not funny, I'm really getting a step father. What should I do?

I know what you should do. You can let him give you money and if he stops giving you money, tell him that he doesn't love your mother.

No

okay how about this, tell him that your mom is dating other men.

I don't want to say that.

do you want this guy to be your step father or what?

of course not.

Okay then do it.

do you think this is really going to work?

Of course it's going to work. I came up with it.