My Crazy President
Ep-1
Alexander Ashbourne
*looking at the watch*
Will this guy come anytime soon ?
Random ugly
*laughs* your son can’t even come to the board meeting on time … is he really eligible to the seat you are sitting now ?
Random
Yes ! How can we be sure of him ? Being CEO is not a child’s play .
Random
Yes Mr. Ashbourne. I think the president is somewhere having fun *laughs*
With this everyone started laughing except Alexander .
He sat there quietly, looking at everyone like he is up to some calculation.
Truly believing his beloved son is doing something important—
Unknown
Fu*k yes… ah~ yea there ….. fu*k right there……
Yesssss agh— yes
Unknown
📲 (incoming call- Hot Dada❤️)
Why are you—ah calling now .. *picked up*
Alexander Ashbourne
📲what the hell??— are you serious right now..
Unknown
📲dada if it’s nothing just—just cut the call . I’m on the edge of.. holy fu*k ah-
Alexander Ashbourne
📲 (this guy) listen—
Unknown
(Cut the call) do it fast 🥶💨
Alexander Ashbourne
(Looking at his phone in disbelief )
Is he serious right now !!!!!
Unknown
*laughs* after all your son 🤷🏻
Random
*bang hand on table * Mr. Ashbourne this is too much. It’s been 15 min and your son did not show up . What the hell is this ?
Random ugly
Yes — we are just wasting our time here
Random
May be young man is immersed in having fun !
Random
Let’s reschedule this when your son is really eligible Untill then— *stood up*
Unknown
Untill the what-? 🥶 *a loud cold voice *
A loud cold voice came before the door swings open!
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ep-2
Alexander Ashbourne
(This guy… I could’ve taken care of all of them myself and burned the whole place down, making it look like nothing more than an accident. But he insisted on handling it personally, so I stepped back.
Now look at this… it’s been over fifteen minutes already, and there’s still no sign of him.😐)
Random
Let’s reschedule this when your son is really eligible Untill then— *stood up*
Unknown
Until then what ? 🥶
A cold voice was heard across the conference room .
Unknown
Your son is a women ? *whispers*
Unknown
That’s his assistant *whispers back*
Unknown
A kid ? This is child labour!!
Lily
Hey big boss *winks*
Alexander Ashbourne
*smiles*
Unknown
And— you . No affair with kids !
Alexander Ashbourne
Shut uppp..
Unknown
*walks in with a dark aura*
So I heard some noise inside ? You guys were in hurry ?
Why don’t you just get up and walk out ? 🥶
He didn’t apologize.
He didn’t greet anyone.
Unknown
Great sperm , but sharp tongue.
Lily
Yes boss
*connected the laptop to big screen*
Unknown
Let’s watch a short video ! 🥶
Slide 1.
Financial Fraud. Offshore Accounts. Missing Company Funds.
In Charge: Chief Financial Officer (CFO)
Slide 2.
Leaked Boardroom Recordings. Confidential Data Breach.
In Charge: Head of Information Technology (IT)
Slide 3.
Bribes. Kickbacks. Forged Contracts.
In Charge: Chief Procurement Officer
Slide 4.
Employee Blackmail. Abuse of Power. Illegal Terminations.
In Charge: Head of Human Resources (HR)
Slide 5.
Money Laundering. Hidden Beneficiaries. Anonymous Payments.
In Charge: Vice President of Finance
Slide 6.
Executive Cover-Up. Board Conspiracy. Evidence Suppression.
In Charge: Chairman and Complicit Board Members
The End
Artist - Respective pests
Edit- Lily
Intelligence Analyst
The CEO
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
So! Won’t you guys give bouquet and welcome me ?? *said sarcastically *
The room that had been filled with complaints moments ago fell deathly silent.
One by one, the color drained from their faces.
Some lowered their heads.
Some clenched their fists.
Some couldn’t even breathe.
The new CEO slowly looked around the room before speaking, his voice calm enough to make everyone uneasy.
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
I was 15 minutes late 🥶
His gaze swept across every face.
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
But judging by these slides…
…I’d say some of you have been years late in explaining yourselves.🥶
Alexander Ashbourne
(That’s my son ~)
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
Meeting dispersed !
A special action will be taken to each one of you’ll 🥶 *left*
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Ep-3
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
*hugging Alex *
Alexander Ashbourne
*trying to push him*
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
Dada I missed you , how was my entry *looks at his face* worth it ?
Alexander Ashbourne
Absolutely! After all you are my son .
Alexander Ashbourne
But *held his ear * tell me little boy . What were you doing ??? What was that— *looks at Lily*
Alexander Ashbourne
What was that sound ?? Can’t you keep all those after work ? Did you use protection? Was it man or woman? Is it a fling or you got a partn—
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
Dad…. dad ow calm downnnn.
It’s nothing like that —
Alexander Ashbourne
*smack his ass* then what’s that ?
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
It’s nothing dad
Alexander Ashbourne
*smack again*
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
I’m not a kid ok you can’t hit me like this—
Alexander Ashbourne
What ever it is , I’m still a dad so I can hit you— *smack again*
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
Aww it hurts bud-
Everyone’s attention turned towards him
Unknown
🙂haha actually carry on I will—
Alexander Ashbourne
Wait ! Damon — this is your assistant.
Lucian Kingsley
Lucian kingsley (MC)
*smile and bow slightly *
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
And lucian , this is my only sperm Damon Ashbourne .
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
*looks at him top to bottom*
Lily
(I’m betting my whole life he is gonna tell something cocky )
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
Dad— is this the one I will be seeing everyday ? I expect a deep neck , short skirt lady .
Alexander Ashbourne
(Here we go)
Lucian kingsley (MC)
*pissed*
Mr. Old boss , your son want a deep neck , short skirt assistant . Please find him one . I’m resigning today . *walks out in anger*
Alexander Ashbourne
Cian wait ..— *glare at Damon*
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
🤷🏻 I have my priorities .
Alexander Ashbourne
And I know what’s good for you .
Now I should run behind him the whole day saying not to resign . *sigh and walks out*
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
Tsk dada is obsessed with him.
*sat on the chair immediately * aahah
Lily
*worried* boss are you ok ? Let’s go you need to get some rest .
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
We still have things to do Lily . Those people won’t be quiet after all this .
Lily
But your health comes 1st .
Lily
If you don’t come now , i will tell dada . ☺️
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
😕 when my assistant started blackmailing me . Cruel world *walks into the room which was in his cabin *
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
Who were they ? How do I destroy them ?
Before coming to the meeting
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
So many people Lily . Is our car here ?
Lily
Yes boss it will be here soon .
Random
Hi !
Mr. Ashbourne?
Random
*opened the door* please get in.
Lily
Thanks ! Let’s go boss. *sat inside*
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
*sat inside *
Lily
(scrolling through the day’s schedule on her tablet.)
We’ll reach the office in about thirty minutes .
The car pulled away.
For the first fifteen minutes, everything seemed normal.
Then Damon glanced out the window.
The skyline had disappeared.
The busy roads had become deserted industrial streets.
He noticed the driver checking the rearview mirror far too often.
Instead of questioning him, Damon leaned back in his seat and closed his eyes, pretending he hadn’t noticed a thing.
Lily
Sir *whispers* this isn’t the route!
(She was calm for a lady who was getting kidnapped )
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
I know .
Lily
You are smart , just like me ! Hehe
The car finally stopped inside an abandoned warehouse district.
The doors locked with a sharp click.
Suddenly several vans surrounded the car.
More than a dozen armed men stepped out.
Damon calmly opened the door himself.
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
Stay inside , lock all the doors .
Lily
*pouts* can’t I do some action ?
Damon Ashbourne (ML)
Just enjoy the show lady !
The moment Damon stepped out , The first attacker charged.
Damon caught his hand before the attacker could realise he was disarmed .
The rest rushed in together.
Knives flashed. Steel pipes swung. Gunshots echoed through the abandoned warehouse.
Damon moved without hesitation.
He wasn’t fighting to survive.
He was hunting them.
Fear spread through the remaining attackers as they realized they had chosen the wrong target.
One man lunged from behind, his knife slicing across Damon’s back.
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To be continued ~
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