Stupid Love {My Crush and Me}
Idiots
Author
⚠️ I'm a Yuri author and if you're uncomfortable with lgbt stories, you can... you know...😅
Author
Anyway let's start since you're already here 😑
This takes place in a small apartment in the middle of a city
Xinyi and her friend Ashley lay on their beds, staring at their phones
Lin Xinyi
Enough waiting! Let's cook😤
They headed to the kitchen. Halfway through cooking, both of their phones buzzed.
They immediately rushed to check
Ashley Hill
Still nope. Not from them
Lin Xinyi
What if we don't get in?
Ashley Hill
Exactly. I mean, who would even hire us?🤷🏻♀️
Lin Xinyi
You're still hoping, aren't ya? 😏🧐
Ashley Hill
Of course. 😭 Even though most of my answers were, "I don't know," I'm still hoping they'll hire me for my honesty🤧
Ashley Hill
Honesty is still something valuable ryt?🤧🥲
Lin Xinyi
Y'know, I stuttered so much during the interview. It was so embarrassing. 🤧
Lin Xinyi
I know the answers but I can't respond to it properly. My head's answers are count ryt?🥲
A notification chimed again
Lin Xinyi
(takes Ashley's phone)
Lin Xinyi
I'm checking yours. You check mine.
Ashley Hill
Okay. On the count of three... One... two... three!
Author
Here's your first Chapter 😌
Author
They both sound so broke btw😒😑
Ashley Hill
I think someone is cursing me 🤧
Now it's three
Author
Let's see what I'm making today 👀
Lin Xinyi
📣 Ashhhhhleyyyy!! Wake up! WAKE UP!! It's our first day at work!!
Ashley Hill
(in bed) Whyyyyyyyyy?? 😭 Already?
Ashley Hill
Can I stay unemployed and you take care of me?🥹
Ashley Hill
Fine fine fine fine 😤 I'm awake
After a chaotic morning, the two got dressed in neat, professional outfits and hurriedly called a taxi.
When they arrived at the company, Xinyi stepped out and looked up at the towering building.
Ashley Hill
(to the driver)
Can you give a discount?
？？？
No discount Ma'am (takes the money and drives away)
Ashley Hill
Let's look for a place after work.
Lin Xinyi
Do you have anywhere in mind?
Ashley Hill
I met a girl yesterday. She works here too, and she told me she's looking for roommates.
Lin Xinyi
You plan on living with her? 🥲
Ashley Hill
Hear me out first. I told her about you too. She said it'd be even better if you moved in with us.
Ashley Hill
Her bed's big enough for three girls. And if we all live together...
Lin Xinyi
...the rent will be cheaper.
Ashley Hill
Exactly! So, is that a yes?
Lin Xinyi
Yess! But how are we gonna tell her?
Ashley Hill
She works in the same department as us. It'll be easy to...
The two walked over to a blonde woman standing nearby
Ashley Hill
(whispering to Xinyi)
Shit! I forgot her name.
Ashley Hill
(to Hailey)
Hi! So... I just told my friend here about what we talked about yesterday, and it's a yes.
Hailey Young
(to Xinyi)
Hello! I'm Hailey.
Lin Xinyi
Hi! I'm Lin Xinyi.
Ashley Hill
(murmur) Hailey. Now I got it 😌
Hailey Young
Nice to meet you! I'll take you guys to your desks. Follow me.
Hailey Young
And... welcome to the Marketing Team!
Author
Another broke girl 😮💨
Oopsie!!!
Author
Hello there hehehe...
Author
I'm so excited to introduce you to a new character 🤭
Author
Anyway let's goooooooo
Author
🎤 My stupid heart~ Don't know ~ I tried to let you go...
Meanwhile, in the HR Department...
A commotion broke out in the office.
Tom Bush (Head of HR)
What's all this about?
Evelyn Zhao
Sir, it's Mrs. Smith. Before she left, she approved several candidates who aren't qualified for these positions.
Evelyn Zhao
I only found out after reviewing the files of the new employees.
Tom Bush (Head of HR)
That damn woman! She just had to pull a stunt before leaving, didn't she?😮💨
Tom Bush (Head of HR)
So, what do we do now?
Evelyn Zhao
We terminate their employment
？？？
No, you can't. We can't just fire them without a valid reason. That's unfair.
Evelyn Zhao
Then why should we keep employees who aren't qualified for the roles they've been hired for?
Tom Bush (Head of HR)
Miss Zhao, I know how much you care about this company, but think about it carefully.
Tom Bush (Head of HR)
We can't just fire newly hired employees without giving them a chance.
Author
That's all for today
Meanwhile, in the Marketing Department...
Hailey hurried over to Xinyi and Ashley's desks.
Hailey Young
Guys, be honest. During your interview yesterday... do you remember who interviewed you?
Hailey Young
Was her name Evelyn Zhao?
They both shook their heads
Lin Xinyi
Everyone who interviewed us was a man... except one woman. She looked like she was in her fifties. But her name wasn't Evelyn.
Ashley Hill
Why are you asking?
Hailey Young
Shit... there's... there's a problem.
Ashley Hill
Office drama already? Tell me.😃
Hailey Young
The woman's name is Rosy Smith. She retired yesterday. Before leaving, the company let her do one last day of work in HR.
Hailey Young
And... she hired a bunch of unqualified employees...
Lin Xinyi
(suddenly burst out laughing) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ashley Hill
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Ashley Hill
Definitely Us!! 🤣🤣
Hailey Young
Hear me out. HR is going to evaluate all of you before deciding whether to fire anyone.😅
Hailey Young
So you both need to do your jobs properly.😐
Lin Xinyi
Wait... so we actually have a chance?😃
Ashley Hill
(still laughing)
Imagine getting hired because someone woke up and chose chaos. 🤣
Lin Xinyi
Honestly? That's probably the luckiest thing that's ever happened to us 😌😂
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