Slackers In The Military [Taekook]
Chapter 1: Freshmen This Year Are Absolute Monsters
Author Dinu
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~ ALPHA X ALPHA
~ IT'S TIMELINE IS IN INTERSTELLAR WORLD
~ STORY IS BASED ON 100% PHEROMONE BETWEEN OMEGA AND ALPHA
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~ Slackers In The Military ~
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Alpha students in military institution
“Yesterday, I passed by the instructors’ office and overheard something crazy—some of the new freshmen this year are absolute monsters. Word is, military bigshots might snap them up right at the opening ceremony.”
Alpha students in military institution
“No way! Even last year’s freshman class president didn’t get scooped up on the spot, and now we’ve got several?!”
Alpha students in military institution
“He scored an 89, which was already incredible. But this year’s freshman president scored a perfect 100. A perfect score! They aren't even in the same league.”
The metal hallway outside the auditorium buzzed with excitement. Three Alpha students in polished military academy uniforms walked shoulder to shoulder, whispering eager gossip.
The opening ceremony was set for the afternoon, and as upperclassmen, attendance was mandatory. This was the Central Military Academy on the academic star—the Empire’s absolute top military institution.
Alpha students in military institution
“What does he look like?”
Alpha students in military institution
(The Alpha who had spoken first shook his head.)
“I didn’t catch a glimpse. Just heard his name—Kim. Oh right, Kim Taehyung!”
The moment the name left his lips, his gaze collided with a pair of deep, piercing black eyes.
Walking straight toward them was a young man with sharp, stunning features, clad in a sleek black military uniform trimmed with gold. His collar was buttoned meticulously to the top, and a snug leather tactical belt perfectly accented his tall, commanding frame.
Though the newcomer offered only a fleeting glance before looking away, an unexpected tightness seized the Alpha’s chest, forcing him to take an instinctive step back.
As they passed one another, all three upperclassmen turned, unable to resist sneaking a glance back.
Alpha students in military institution
“Scared the life out of me—he’s only got one stripe on his pocket. Is that guy really just a freshman?”
Alpha students in military institution
“Damn, that face is ridiculously handsome!”
Unbothered, Kim Taehyung made his way toward the Dean’s office. Inside, two people were chatting near the sunlit window. The older man perked up the moment Kim Taehyung walked in, rising with a warm, beaming smile.
Unknown
“The ceremony’s about to start—where have you been? Got your speech ready? Let me see.”
Kim Taehyung paused briefly, a flicker of distance in his eyes, before stepping forward to hand over the paper. At that exact moment, a faint electric pulse vibrated against his wrist, accompanied by a mechanical voice echoing in his mind:
Author Dinu
[The Introduction which AI is giving, Is from 15 years later from the current timeline]
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[Gu Seokjin, Omega, 76 years old, 301st President of the Central Military Academy. Awarded the rank of General for outstanding contributions to education — System error, updating database — Unable to connect to network, update failed —]
The old man looked strikingly younger than Kim Taehyung remembered—his hair was dark, and his face was entirely free of the exhaustion and lingering sorrow from years past.
He still carried the same gentle, fond demeanor that Kim Taehyung had cherished from the day they first met.
Gu Seokjin quickly skimmed the paper, grabbed a pen from his desk, and began furiously scribbling edits.
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“Not bad, but far too honest,”
(he muttered fondly.)
“A self-introduction can be down-to-earth, but the praise? You’ve got to go all out! Those old stubborn fools in the military love that stuff—the grander the compliments, the more they eat it up.”
Kim Taehyung pulled out a chair and sat across from the desk, his long legs barely fitting underneath.
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
(He watched silently as his carefully drafted words were rewritten, speaking up in his usual calm, quiet voice.)
“There’s no need for excessive flattery.”
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“It’s absolutely necessary!”
(Gu Seokjin insisted, writing down one last flourish before admiring his work.)
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“With your remarkable scores and undeniable presence, a solid three-minute speech will let you choose any mentor you desire. Opportunities like this don't come twice; others would kill for it. Don’t throw it away.”
Every year, on the day following enrollment, the academy hosted its grand opening ceremony, inviting only the top ten scorers to step onto the stage.
Apart from students and faculty, military personnel also attend. Ostensibly there to observe, they are really scouting top talent—which is why the opening ceremony is famously nicknamed “The Talent Scramble.” Whichever faction moves the fastest snatches the best recruits.
The Empire’s military is vast and divided, tangled in complex internal politics. When a student chooses a mentor, they are effectively choosing a side—gaining precious resources, but taking on the heavy weight of factional loyalty.
For most freshmen, catching the eye of a high-ranking officer feels like a once-in-a-lifetime leap toward glory. Even knowing how dangerous those deep waters are, they dive in headfirst.
Unknown
“Teacher Gu Seokjin, who is this?”
(The man sitting on the sofa strolled over, his sharp gaze sweeping over Kim Taehyung before landing on Gu Seokjin.)
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“Ah, my memory!”
(Gu Seokjin slapped his forehead with a self-deprecating laugh.)
“Almost forgot to introduce you two. Kim Taehyung, this is Cha Eunwoo—your fellow freshman. There were only three points between your scores, landing you at first and second place. Both of you better give it everything you've got today. Go win those top spots!”
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
(Kim Taehyung turned politely toward Cha Eunwoo. Instantly, the familiar mechanical voice hummed inside his mind:)
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[Cha Eunwoo, Alpha, 33 years old, Deputy Commander of the 9th Legion, only son of General Cha Jingyu, rank: Colonel — System error, updating database — Unable to connect to network, update failed —]
A flicker of annoyance crossed Cha Eunwoo’s face at the reminder of taking second place, though he smoothed it over with a practiced smile.
Cha Eunwoo (Alpha)
(Seeing Kim Taehyung raise a hand, Cha Eunwoo extended his own.)
“Looking forward to working with you, Class President Kim.”
Instead of completing the handshake, Kim Taehyung simply adjusted the loose collar of his uniform and pulled his hand back, making no move to take Cha Eunwoo's.
Cha Eunwoo (Alpha)
(Cha Eunwoo’s smile stiffened. To mask the sudden embarrassment, his eyes darted to Kim Taehyung’s wrist.)
“Distinctive terminal accessory you have there—where did you get it?”
Adorning Kim Taehyung’s right wrist was a metallic bracelet—the standard personal terminal issued to every citizen.
While most students favored flashy custom designs, Kim Taehyung’s was striking: a delicate silver claw holding a deep blue gem, refined yet subtly masculine.
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[Armor Unit KL001, broken but unyielding, refuses to be sold. Beep—Armor Unit KL001, broken but unyielding, refuses to be sold. Beep—]
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
(As the persistent buzzing echoed in his mind, Kim Taehyung lightly brushed his finger over the gem, silencing the system.)
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
“A kid back home made it,”
(he replied quietly, closing the topic before picking up his newly edited speech.)
“Teacher Gu Seokjin, I’ll head to the auditorium now.”
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
(Once Kim Taehyung stepped out, Gu Seokjin offered a reassuring pat to Cha Eunwoo’s shoulder.)
“Geniuses tend to be a bit distant. Don’t take it to heart. Come on, let’s head over together.”
Cha Eunwoo (Alpha)
(Cha Eunwoo’s expression tightened for a split second before forced composure returned.)
“Of course.”
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Chapter 2: Freshman President Speech
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Opening ceremonies at any academy followed the same tedious routine. Speeches by school leadership dragged on for nearly thirty minutes, and the massive crowd of thousands quickly drifted into autopilot—clapping mechanically and stifling constant yawns.
Students Of Military Academy
“Same old nonsense every year, and we’re dragged out here for it. That’s three precious hours of my life wasted.”
Students Of Military Academy
“Keep your voice down. If the proctors catch you, you’ll be typing out another 10,000-word self-reflection paper.”
Students Of Military Academy
“Honestly, I’m only staying awake for the freshman president.”
Students Of Military Academy
“Cha Eunwoo was basically guaranteed the spot, but then this guy with a perfect score appeared out of nowhere. Word is, Cha was furious in the dorm hallway this morning—sounded like he was clashing with his father.”
At the subtle hint of drama, a few upperclassmen huddled closer, their drowsiness evaporating instantly.
A military academy was vastly different from a standard university—by sophomore year, cadets were regularly deployed on field missions and barely had time for student governance.
By long-standing tradition, the top scorer naturally assumed the role of student council president, while second place became vice president.
Yet that single difference in title carried a massive disparity in authority and prestige.
Students Of Military Academy
“Cha Eunwoo didn’t take first? Isn’t he supposed to be some prodigy?”
Students Of Military Academy
“He actually beat last year’s top score by eight whole points. He just had the rotten luck of running into a true monster.”
Students Of Military Academy
“Who on earth could outclass him?!”
Once the administrator speeches wrapped up, it was finally time for the top ten freshmen to take the stage, delivering their addresses in ascending order from tenth place to first.
When Cha Eunwoo stepped up to the podium, thunderous applause echoed through the hall.
Though merely a freshman, his father—General Cha Jingyu—was a legendary figure, and Cha Eunwoo had lived in the spotlight his entire life.
AI (Artificial Intelligence)
(As he finished and stepped down, the AI host announced in a smooth, crystalline tone:)
“Now, let us welcome this year’s Freshman President—Kim Taehyung—to deliver the matriculation address. Please join me in a warm round of applause!”
Since no one recognized the name, the initial clapping was sparse and scattered—a pale shadow of Cha Eunwoo’s reception.
Then, a tall, striking figure walked onto the stage with effortless calm. The massive floating screens above the auditorium zoomed in, capturing his sharp profile.
The moment his face appeared on screen, a wave of gasps and appreciative whistles rippled through the Omega section.
As he turned to face the crowd directly, the audience erupted into chaotic cheers, the room nearly spinning out of control.
Kim Taehyung calmly swept his gaze across the roaring hall.
In his peripheral vision, his dark eyes locked quietly onto every high-ranking military officer seated in the front row.
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[Lin Yang, Alpha, 55 years old, Commander of the 7th Legion, Major General...]
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[Qin Boran, Beta, 60 years old, Commander of the Rescue Headquarters, Lieutenant General…]
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[Xu Kesong, Alpha, 68 years old, Military Procurement Liaison Officer, Major General…]
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[Zhao Ji, Alpha, 62 years old, Deputy Commander of the 5th Legion, Major General…]
The cold mechanical voice continued to recite the future profiles of every officer present.
With each name called, vivid memories echoed in Kim Taehyung’s mind—the chaotic battles, the desperate final moments of his fallen foes, and the lingering weight of a blade held tight in his grip.
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
💭 Just a day ago, every single one of them had fallen by his hand.
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
💭 Yet fate had spun a strange thread, hurling him fifteen years back into the past.
Kim Taehyung’s hand resting on the podium slowly lifted, and the vast auditorium instantly plunged into breathless silence.
His slender fingers caught the bright light of the spotlight.
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
(Taking a slow breath, his deep, steady voice resonated through the microphone, echoing clearly into every corner of the hall:)
“My name is Kim Taehyung. I’m just here to kill time—”
Just a few casual words plunged the auditorium into dead silence. Everyone thought their ears were playing tricks on them.
Everyone
💭 What kind of ridiculous stunt was this?!
Even the high-ranking military officers and academy leaders in the front rows were caught completely off guard, staring in disbelief.
In the entire thousand-year history of the Central Military Academy, there had never been a freshman president so wildly out of line!
As if blissfully unaware of the suffocating tension in the room, Kim Taehyung continued to improvise, laying out utter nonsense with an unshakable, serene tone:
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
“Compared to the chaotic frontlines, I long for nothing more than a quiet, peaceful life. My hope for the next four years is to slide under the radar, pass the civil service exam after graduation, settle down with a gentle Partner, and live out a cozy, ordinary existence. That is my true dream. Thank you.”
With that, he offered a crisp, polite nod toward Gu Seokjin, deliberately bypassing the stunned gaze of every military official present, and walked off the stage with effortless cool.
The second his shadow vanished, the crowd finally broke free from its trance, a collective gasp echoing through the venue.
Everyone
(Everyone stared with wide, bewildered eyes, the exact same thought flashing across thousands of minds:)
💭 Holy crap... things are about to go down!
Sitting right in the center of the frantic school leadership, Gu Seokjin could only grip his seat in silent anguish:
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“…”
💭 You little brat. You are so dead.
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Chapter 3: Insider Scoop
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In the freshman section, Cha Eunwoo’s gloomy mood instantly vanished.
He glanced at the front row of officers and saw the clear disappointment written across their faces.
Cha Eunwoo (Alpha)
💭 Even with a perfect entrance score, someone with such questionable dedication could never hold onto the title of student council president for long.
Cha Eunwoo (Alpha)
(Smiling coldly, he tapped open his personal terminal and fired off a quick message:)
📨 [Expose everything on him.]
Meanwhile, Kim Taehyung’s plans for a quiet escape hit a wall. Gu Seokjin cornered him right at the side door and launched into a relentless half-hour lecture.
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“Where was your passion?! Your whole mindset is twisted! Did success come so easily that you don't even care anymore?! Who knows when you'll ever get another shot like this?"
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
"I warned you again and again, but you—you actually stood up there and said that?!”
Gu Seokjin’s voice trembled with sheer frustration, his throat dry and his eyes turning rimmed with red as he stared at the completely unbothered youth in front of him.
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“Do you have any idea how badly you just blew it?!”
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
(Kim Taehyung offered a mild, quiet blink.)
“Oh.”
It felt like punching a wall of soft cotton—Gu Seokjin felt a sudden, sharp ache in his chest from pure exasperation.
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“If I knew you were going to act like this, I would have sent anyone else up there! Such a golden, once-in-a-lifetime chance, and you threw it away—ahhh, my heart is breaking—”
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
(Kim Taehyung looked at him, feeling a familiar sense of helpless fondness.)
💭 He still ended up crying after all.
Reaching calmly into his pocket, Kim Taehyung pulled out a neatly folded tissue he had prepared beforehand. With a practiced, gentle hand, he held it out to the older man.
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
“Careful. You’re going to give yourself wrinkles.”
The sniffling stopped dead in its tracks. Gu Seokjin snatched the tissue instantly, carefully pressing it against the corners of his eyes while taking a shaky breath.
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“Is it that bad? Should I tap it more gently?”
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
(Kim Taehyung tilted his head slightly.)
“Looking better now.”
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“Phew, thank goodness...”
(Gu Seokjin let out a long sigh of relief, meticulously dabbing away the dampness—until the reality of the situation slapped him in the face once more. He whipped his head around, glaring fiercely.)
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
“Don’t you dare try to change the subject! What you pulled today was a disaster! You have to—”
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
(Kim Taehyung looked past him, his tone turning crisp and respectful:)
“Professor Qin, are you here to pick up Mr. Gu Seokjin?”
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
(At the mere mention of Professor Qin, Gu Seokjin’s anger evaporated instantly. He spun around, a radiant, giddy smile spreading across his face.)
“Darling, hold on a second—I’m still—”
The quiet corridor was utterly barren. Not a single soul was in sight.
Gu Seokjin (Omega)
(When he turned back around, the space in front of him was equally empty—Kim Taehyung had already vanished into thin air.)
“Kim Taehyung!!”
Meanwhile, on the military academy’s bustling anonymous forum, a massive wave of new threads instantly went viral.
A brief post attempting to expose Cha Eunwoo was buried in seconds. The front page was completely overrun with posts about the enigmatic new freshman president, the comment count skyrocketing by the minute.
Military Academy’s Anonymous Forum 🪖
“Freshman president’s speech summary: I just wanna coast, stop pushing me.”
Military Academy’s Anonymous Forum 🪖
“The guy with a perfect score told me he’s here to slack off! Could someone please explain how you even slack your way to a perfect score?! (sobbing flat on the floor)”
Military Academy’s Anonymous Forum 🪖
“Only he could pull that off at the opening ceremony. Absolutely legendary. I’m in love.”
Military Academy’s Anonymous Forum 🪖
“AHHHH! Kim Taehyung is absurdly handsome—that posture, those dark eyes, that cold look! The competition is going to be fierce!”
Military Academy’s Anonymous Forum 🪖
“Just getting to see that face made this entire three-hour ceremony worth it!”
Military Academy’s Anonymous Forum 🪖
“Hey fellow Omegas, don’t forget about the rest of us Alphas! I can sing, play guitar, and bring you breakfast every morning. Notice me, please!”
The overwhelming majority of students were wildly debating Kim Taehyung’s audacious speech. Had it been anyone else, they would have been laughed off the stage.
Enrolling in the Empire's top military academy only to dream of a cozy civil service job and a quiet home life? They’d be told to pack up and transfer to the liberal arts college next door.
But this was Kim Taehyung—the only cadet in a century to score a flawless 100 on the entrance exams. His idea of "coasting" was on an entirely different plane of existence.
The Alphas vented with lighthearted, envious banter, the Omegas were utterly enchanted, and the Betas sat back to enjoy the chaotic spectacle.
As dinner approached, a shocking new thread suddenly surged into the top trending spot, cutting through the hype like a lightning strike:
[Insider Scoop! Kim Taehyung cheated on the entrance exam—that perfect score is a complete fraud! Evidence attached inside!]
Back in his dorm, Kim Taehyung had just finished showering and was drying his hair as he stepped out of the bathroom.
Military academy dorms were apartment-style—three bedrooms and a living room, usually shared by two students, with the extra room reserved for personal physical training.
Because he held the title of freshman president, Kim Taehyung enjoyed the rare privilege of having an entire suite to himself.
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
(He tossed his damp towel onto a chair and snapped his personal terminal back onto his right wrist.)
“Zero-One, come out.”
Click.
The decorative gem on the terminal pulsed with a sudden electric light as its silver claw released its hold.
The dark blue gem floated softly into the air, expanding in a flash of brilliant light as it materialized into a sleek, towering life-sized mecha.
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This chapter is completed here 😌😌
Kim Taehyung (Alpha)
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