Outside a fancy apartment building, a guard stopped a nice car.

"Hi, do you have an appointment?"

The man driving gave his phone number, and the guard let them drive in.

"Why does Tan Chen live here? It's so small!" said the woman in the front seat..

She flipped her hair and looked at the buildings with a sour face. "They call this place 'fancy,' but everyone's squeezed together. If he still lived in the family's big house, we wouldn't have to drive so far to find him!"

Song Yijiang ignored her complaining and said, "It's close to his company. Only ten minutes walking. If he lived at the big house, it would take hours to get to the city."

"Then why doesn't he build the company near the house!"

Song Yijiang: "......"

If he hadn't grown up with Li Jiaojiao since they were kids, he really wouldn't want to deal with her.

True to her name, Li Jiaojiao had been spoiled rotten by her family since she was little. To put it nicely, she was innocent and never worried about anything.

To put it not so nicely, she just got more foolish as she got older.

After thinking this to himself, Song Yijiang felt a little guilty and glanced at her.

Then he explained again, patiently.

"If the company were near the house, and it's hours from the city, how would they even find workers?"

Li Jiaojiao heard the slight scorn in his voice. She made an annoyed sound and turned to look out the window.

Right at that moment, Su Jiujiu's soul arrived in this new world and opened her eyes.

After hearing what they said, she quickly figured something out.

Song Yijiang — the male lead's best friend. Li Jiaojiao — the story's evil "Woman Number Three."

Good, now she understood who was who. Next, she just had to play the evil "Woman Number Two"... wait! Su Jiujiu suddenly felt something was wrong.

Why was she looking at things from so low down?

Why did she see metal bars in front of her, like she was in a little jail?

Why had her hands turned into two furry paws?

Su Jiujiu lifted up her paw. Her cat eyes were full of very human shock. She had turned into a cat!

"System!!! Get out here now!"

The system spoke up, sounding nervous: [Uh, coming, coming.]

Su Jiujiu was mad. "What is going on? Weren't you supposed to send me into the book as a human, to play the bad supporting character, finish the job, and go home? Why am I a cat now?"

The system coughed a little. [Well... actually, something small went wrong when we sent your soul in. We didn't have enough points to trade for a human body. So we had to pick a cat instead...]

Su Jiujiu stared at it, suspicious. "Are you kidding me? You didn't have enough points, but you still went ahead and picked a body for me anyway?"

Faced with her anger, the system finally broke down and started crying loudly.

[Fine, I'll admit it! When I was new, I was young and silly, and I spent all my starting points buying myself a cute look. I only found out later those points were supposed to be used to give you a human body after you went into the book... but pandas are just SO cute!]

While crying, it took shape in the air — it looked exactly like a baby panda sitting on the ground, crying its eyes out. Only Su Jiujiu could see it.

[New systems usually look like an ugly camera! I didn't read the manual in time. I just wanted a cuter look, so I spent almost all my points on it...]

Su Jiujiu took a deep breath. She had no choice but to accept this bad news.

"Okay, let's not talk about that right now. The real problem is — how am I supposed to finish this job like this?"

If she had a human body, all she had to do was stay near the male lead, act sweet but sneaky, and earn points to go home. But now she was a cat — how could she do any of that?

The system scratched its head. [Why don't you just be a sneaky, sweet-acting cat instead? It's still doing the job, right? Not that different!]

Su Jiujiu: "...That actually makes sense."

Since the problem seemed solved, the system got excited again. [Your job is to play an evil, sneaky "Woman Number Two." In the story, you're supposed to fight hard with "Woman Number Three" — she also loves the male lead. But the male lead doesn't care about either of you at all. He's still waiting, staying pure, for the one true female lead to show up. Then he'll break every rule for her!]

Su Jiujiu felt her teeth hurt just hearing this. "And then what?"

[I can't tell you the rest until the female lead shows up. Right now, your job is to act as sweet and sneaky as you can in front of the male lead, and fight hard with Woman Number Three. Make the male lead sick of women like you two. Then, when the kind, simple female lead finally appears, he'll think she's so much better — not fake at all!]

"Wow, what a totally 'not fake' story," Su Jiujiu said flatly. "So what am I now, as a cat?"

[Right now, you're a pet cat that Woman Number Three is about to bring to the male lead's house. She wants to use the cat as an excuse to visit him often.]

Su Jiujiu understood. "So I need to make sure I get to stay at his house. That's how the story moves forward, right?"

[Exactly!]

Song Yijiang was driving. He glanced in the mirror and saw the cat in the back seat — one moment clawing wildly at the air, the next staring blankly at its own paws, then flopping down with its tongue out. It looked very strange.

"Are you sure this cat is okay? Something feels off about it."

"Huh?" Li Jiaojiao turned to look. "I had someone check it fully. It's totally fine."

With both of them staring at her, Su Jiujiu's cat body froze. She quickly sat up straight, put her paws together neatly, and looked back at them with big wet eyes, tilting her head. "Meow?"

Even a tough guy like Song Yijiang couldn't help but soften. "It's really cute."

Li Jiaojiao had also thought so — until she heard him say it. Then her face changed. "What if Tan Chen thinks it's cute too?"

Song Yijiang looked at her like she was silly. "Isn't that the whole point — you want it to stay at his house? Isn't being cute a good thing?"

Li Jiaojiao bit her lip. She couldn't quite explain the mixed feelings inside her.

She did want to leave the cat at Tan Chen's place, so she'd have a reason to visit later. But what if Tan Chen liked the cat too much?

No, no, that couldn't happen. A man like Tan Chen only cared about work — there was no way a cat could win him over.

After telling herself this, she noticed the car had already stopped outside the apartment building.

Song Yijiang went to park the car. She stood downstairs holding the cat carrier, waiting for him.

"Listen up," Li Jiaojiao said to Su Jiujiu inside the carrier, giving a classic evil-girl smile. "Be a good cat and stay at Tan Chen's place. I'll come visit you sometimes... oh wait, I mean I'll come visit Tan Chen sometimes."

Then she laughed happily, as if she could already see a bright future ahead.

Su Jiujiu, hiding in the corner of the carrier: "...Help. Something is really wrong with her."

The baby-panda system, squeezed in beside her, nodded nervously. [No wonder she gets to be the evil character. Host, take notes!]

When Song Yijiang came back, he typed in the door code and rode the elevator up with Li Jiaojiao.

Tan Chen's front door was already open. The two of them changed their shoes and walked in .

" Brother Tan! Jiaojiao brought you a gift!" Li Jiaojiao shouted the moment she walked in, heading straight for Tan Chen's bedroom.

Song Yijiang quickly grabbed her. "Tan Chen doesn't like people going into his room."

In the end, Li Jiaojiao was reluctantly dragged over and made to sit on the sofa in the living room.

Soon, Tan Chen came out of his bedroom.

He looked like he had just showered, wearing light white home clothes that made him look tall, and his nice body was half-hidden, half-shown.

A towel hung around his neck. His damp black hair fell down, half-covering his deep, bright eyes, you could only see a little bit through the gaps.

Li Jiaojiao, who had just been complaining about how small this place was, felt her heart beat faster at the sight of him looking so relaxed at home.

Two swallowing sounds came from the living room.

That's right, two — one from Li Jiaojiao, and one from cat-Su Jiujiu.

As for Song Yijiang, he was already used to his childhood friend's good looks, so he felt nothing.

Su Jiujiu lifted a paw and wiped at her mouth, even though there was no drool there. "System, he's so handsome."

The system was very proud. [Of course! He's the male lead! How could he not be handsome!]

That made sense, and Su Jiujiu had expected it, but she was still dazzled. So this was the difference between a book's male lead and real life.

Li Jiaojiao seemed a little dazed too. Just as she snapped out of it and opened her mouth to speak, Tan Chen spoke first.

"Why are you two here?"

"We came to give you a birthday present!" Li Jiaojiao lifted up the cat carrier. "Look, I brought you a British Shorthair cat! One year old, very easy to take care of!"

Tan Chen only glanced at it. "No thanks. Take it back."

"But you're always home alone. Wouldn't it be nice to have a pet with you? I can come take care of it a lot, you don't need to worry about it!" Li Jiaojiao said quickly.

Tan Chen didn't pause even a second. "I don't need company, and I won't keep a pet. If you don't take it back, I'll throw it out myself."

"But..." Li Jiaojiao wanted to keep trying, but she was a little scared of his cold face.

While she was stuck between pushing on and giving up, she noticed the cat quietly watching everything from the carrier.

Her eyes lit up. She quickly pushed Su Jiujiu forward.

"Maybe you just haven't felt how fun it is to have a pet! She's so cute!"

Once she was pushed out, Su Jiujiu knew this was her moment.

She leaned against the bars of the carrier, stared at the male lead with big sad eyes, and gave a pitiful "meow."

Tan Chen's eyes met hers. She even stuck her fuzzy white paw out through the bars, reaching toward him.

"Meow?" Quick, let me stay!

But the man just looked at her calmly. "I'll say it again, I don't need a pet."

Li Jiaojiao still wanted to push further, but Song Yijiang held her back.

"Forget it. If Tan Chen doesn't want her, just take her back. Don't make it worse."

His warning finally worked. Li Jiaojiao had brought the cat to try to get closer to Tan Chen, if the cat wasn't helping, forcing it would only make things awkward.

Seeing that she understood, Song Yijiang quickly picked up the carrier and pulled Li Jiaojiao toward the door.

As they left, he mouthed to Tan Chen: I'll come alone next time.

.....

While waiting for the elevator, Li Jiaojiao took out all her anger on the cat.

"You're totally useless!"

"Forget it. Some people just don't like pets, and you know Tan Chen likes being alone anyway. So, what do we do with the cat now?"

Li Jiaojiao gave a cold laugh. "Take it back to the shop, obviously. You think I'm going to keep it? It's completely useless!"

Since she hadn't managed to stay at the male lead's house, Su Jiujiu was worried too. Just then, the system sent her a new mission.

[Mission 1: A bad supporting character must know how to act pitiful and be shameless. Use pure stubbornness to stay at the male lead's house. Reward: 100 points.]

The system rubbed its hands together, excited. [Finally, a mission! Finish it and get 100 points!]

Su Jiujiu got excited too. "How many points do I need for a new human body?"

[...5,000 points.]

Su Jiujiu: now she understood exactly how many points the system had wasted on that panda look.

But how could she actually manage to stay at the male lead's house?

Frustrated, she pushed against the carrier, and it suddenly popped open a little.

Wow! The carrier hadn't been locked properly!

Su Jiujiu had an idea right away. The moment the elevator arrived, she pushed the door open, jumped down, and dashed away in a flash.

"Hey!"

Ignoring Li Jiaojiao's shout behind her, Su Jiujiu ran quickly back to the male lead's apartment.

The door hadn't fully closed yet, so she squeezed through the gap without hesitation.

Getting inside wasn't enough, she turned around and pushed her paws against the door, trying hard to shut it, so no one could throw her back out.

"What are you doing?"

The male lead's voice came from behind her. Su Jiujiu's cat body froze

. She turned around and saw that Tan Chen was still sitting in the living room, he had watched everything she did.

She quickly pulled her paws back, turned around, sat down on the floor, tilted her head, and looked at him like she had done nothing wrong.

Tan Chen looked at the small creature by the door and frowned. "Did Li Jiaojiao tell you to run back here?"

"Meow meow meow." What are you saying? I don't understand you.

Pretending not to understand, Su Jiujiu stood up and walked over to him with graceful little cat steps, then jumped up onto his knee.

She was testing him a little with this, but Tan Chen didn't stop her at all. He just looked down at her quietly, as if waiting to see what she would do next.

Su Jiujiu made up her mind. She jumped, trying to wrap herself around his neck.

Of course, her tiny paws couldn't really hold on. Just as she was about to fall, Tan Chen reached out and caught her.

"Little one, what exactly are you trying to do?"

"Meow meow meow!" Let me stay!

Once he was holding her, Su Jiujiu got even bolder.

She reached out her furry little paws, pressed them against his face, and rubbed her cat face against his.

"Meow, meow~"

Keep me, please keep me. Li Jiaojiao and I might both be "bad characters," but we are not on the same side~

Just then, the system made a "ding" sound and gave her a message.

[Congratulations, Host! You've naturally learned a basic "sneaky sweet girl" move — "She's not like me at all, I'm the real favorite one." Reward: 50 points. Keep it up!]

Hearing this notification sound, Su Jiujiu froze for a second.

Wow, that was all it took to lock in the supporting-character role?

Thinking this, she rubbed against him even more enthusiastically.

She was just a little cat right now anyway, what was wrong with getting close to a handsome guy?

She'd rub against him, and she'd keep rubbing against him!

Just as she was rubbing away happily, a long, elegant hand lifted her up, leaving her dangling in midair with all four paws grasping at nothing.

The moment she looked up, she found herself staring straight into the male lead's dark eyes.

"Meow! Meow! Meow!"

Tan Chen had just been about to say something, but seeing how strongly she was resisting, he instinctively set her back down on the couch.

"Did I hurt you when I picked you up?"

Su Jiujiu had only been meowing on reflex, but seeing that the male lead actually seemed to have some care for small animals, she immediately started nuzzling and rubbing against him again, trotting happily over to sit by his leg.

She put both front paws up on his thigh and rested her fluffy little head on top of them, tilting it to one side and sticking out her tongue in an attempt to look cute.

Please, please just let me stay! I'm running out of cute-cat poses stored in my brain, looks like I need to watch a lot more cute-pet videos to study up.

It had to be said, humans had absolutely zero resistance to anything cute and harmless.

For the first time, Tan Chen reached out and stroked the head of this British Shorthair. The cat head under his hand had already started clinging and nuzzling into his palm.

He said flatly, "Li Jiaojiao couldn't possibly have taught you all this?"

Hearing this, Su Jiujiu caught a glimpse into the male lead's thinking from that one line.

So he was worried this cat might be a "spy" that Li Jiaojiao had planted here.

Realizing this, in order to successfully secure her spot, Su Jiujiu didn't care whether her actions were too human-like anymore, and immediately put on a live performance of "cat cursing" for Tan Chen's benefit.

The British Shorthair suddenly whipped her head around, opened her mouth toward the direction Song Yijiang and Li Jiaojiao had left in, and let out a long stream of meows, exactly like two cats hissing and cursing at each other during a fight.

Once she'd finished her "cursing," she turned back and nuzzled her head against Tan Chen's leg, letting out one long, coy "meow."

Even someone as composed as Tan Chen couldn't help but think to himself, was this cat a little too clever for its own good?

Seeing that, despite everything she'd done, the man in front of her remained just as cold and unmoved, giving no reaction whatsoever, Su Jiujiu got annoyed too and swatted a paw against Tan Chen's leg.

"Meow! Meow meow!"

Buddy, are you keeping me or not? Give me a straight answer!

Miraculously, Tan Chen seemed to understand exactly what she meant. He fell silent for a moment, then decisively called Song Yijiang.

"The cat's with me."

On the other end, the sound of wind rushed through the phone as Song Yijiang said, "We're on our way home right now. Why don't you just look after it for a few days, if you really don't like it, it's not too late to send it back."

After hanging up, Tan Chen's gaze fell on the British Shorthair on the couch, currently grooming herself, and he took this as tacit agreement to Song Yijiang's suggestion.

Good thing it was just a cat, if it had been a person, forget "a few days," the moment they'd run back inside he would've thrown them straight back out the door.

Su Jiujiu appeared to be grooming herself, but in reality she'd kept her ears perked the entire time, listening to Tan Chen's side of the conversation.

The moment she heard him on the phone instructing someone to prepare pet supplies, she knew she'd successfully secured her place here.

Yesss... pbbt, pbbt—why is there fur in my mouth?

[Congratulations, Host! Mission 1 progress: 50%. Keep up the good work!]

With the first stage cleared, the pressure in Su Jiujiu's heart eased up, and she finally had the leisure to chat with the system.

"If I still haven't been sent away in a few days, does that mean I've completed Mission 1?"

[That's right!]

Okay, so it seemed the top priority now was to win over the male lead, so he'd never be able to bring himself to get rid of this clingy little "green tea" cat!

No sooner had she thought it than she acted on it.

Su Jiujiu made a devoted leap toward Tan Chen nearby, and right before landing pulled off a graceful spin, then flopped onto the floor exposing her soft white belly, wiggling her liquid-like cat body while meowing up at Tan Chen, trying to awaken the "cat-petting soul" within him.

No one can resist petting a cat! Once you've petted one, you'll fall in love with the feel of it forever!

However, all her seductive charm only earned her a lowered gaze and a flat, indifferent glance from Tan Chen, before he hung up the phone, bent down, and reached his hand toward her...

Is he finally going to pet me? I knew it—no one can resist a cat!

No one can resist that wicked hand, until it grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and lifted her up.

To avoid hurting her, his other hand "thoughtfully" supported the rest of her body as he lifted her.

Then Tan Chen carried her over and set her down in a small, confined little spot.

"Listen up."

Tan Chen looked down at her from above. "Once your litter box and bowls arrive, this will be your designated area. If I catch you running around anywhere else, I'll send you back immediately."

"Huh?" Su Jiujiu stared at him in disbelief. So cruel, so cruel!

How could anyone treat a cat like this!

The system chose this moment to chime in: [Truly worthy of being the male lead! Staying pure and untouched before the female lead appears, never letting any woman get close to him, not even a female cat!]

Hearing the system's oddly dramatic, mechanical voice, Su Jiujiu snapped back to her senses.

Right, of course. This was the male lead.

Being doting toward the female lead while being cold toward outsiders....oh wait, outside cats....was totally normal, and what she needed to do was just keep pushing her luck until things went sideways.

Fine then. This little designated territory of hers? She was definitely getting out of it eventually!

But for now, she wisely lay flat on the floor with her paws tucked in, pretending to be perfectly obedient to fool the male lead.

Seeing how quiet the cat had become, Tan Chen felt a bit more satisfied.

When his assistant later texted asking what pet supplies needed to be purchased, he casually replied: She won't be staying long. Keep it minimal.

Still unaware of the extremely bare-bones little setup that awaited her, Su Jiujiu was still busy chatting with the system.

"System, when do missions usually pop up?"

[Supporting female characters get daily missions. As long as you rack up one 'green tea' behavior per day, that counts as completing the mission, earning 50 points. As for special missions like the one just now, those only get issued when you hit a specific plot point, depending on the situation, but the point rewards for those are much more generous.]

Su Jiujiu had another question she was most curious about: "So do the male lead and female lead also need hosts like me to play them?"

[Nope. The male and female leads exist independently as part of the world's own consciousness. But their love story still needs help coming together.]

[That's where the male and female supporting characters come in. The people who created the system built us specifically to meet this need, so we could recruit hosts to fill in the roles of supporting characters missing from these small worlds.]

Su Jiujiu: "So you're all basically outsourced labor for these small worlds? Does this particular world have other supporting characters being played by hosts too?"

[That's random, actually!]

"I see."

The system puffed out its little chest proudly. [This is our sacred mission! Doesn't it sound incredibly noble!]

Su Jiujiu: "......Sounds a lot like an outsourcing company to me."

The system: [?]

Su Jiujiu lifted a paw and patted the panda system on the head. "Take some advice from me. Outsourcing has no future."

In these small worlds centered around the male and female leads, all the unimportant, non-core work got handed off to outside systems.

Even while working inside these "small worlds," outside employees never got to enjoy the treatment of full-time staff, and instead got stuck doing all the hard, thankless, unappreciated grunt work- like playing the male and female supporting characters.

But the moment she finished saying this, she froze.

Then she covered her own mouth with both paws, her cat eyes welling up with tears she was struggling to hold back.

"Wait, doesn't that make me basically an entry-level worker at an outsourcing company?"

"There were so many career paths out there, and somehow I still ended up falling into the outsourcing trap—waaaaah!"

Author's Note:

Mwah mwah~

Chapter 3: Task 2

Su Jiujiu, who was already very depressed, became even more depressed after seeing the cat bed and cat bowl that were sent.

She circled around the brand-new cat bed several times before finally casting a accusing look at Tan Chen, who was talking with the assistant.

Is the male lead really too poor or just too stingy?

After all, she is the male lead's cat, so her treatment should be better. Setting aside everything else, shouldn't she at least have a cat tree?

Surely there should be a box of all kinds of canned food, freeze-dried snacks, and cat treats, right? On some short videos, some cats even eat lobsters and king crabs!

And all she could see was an incredibly simple cat bed, a bag of cat food with a brand she couldn't recognize, and two bowls for eating and drinking... Giao!* None of them were an automatic water dispenser or an automatic feeder!

Not even a single cat toy!

Su Jiujiu crouched down on all fours by the cat bowls, her fluffy little head buried deeply in her chest.

"System, is the male lead kind of poor?"

[Nonsense! The male lead is a rising star in the business world! Have you seen this 500-square-meter luxury apartment? It's in a prime location and worth tens of millions!]

Su Jiujiu lifted her eyes and glanced at the system, then lowered her head again: ''But what's the point of that? He won't be using it on me anyway.''

The system dryly comforted her: [Maybe this is just the treatment for a supporting female character.]

Su Jiujiu: ''......''

Raising its paw, it pawed at the cat bowl in front of it, and when it bounced back to the ground, it made a muffled thud. 　

　The assistant, who was reporting to President Tan beside him, turned to glance at the cat and said considerately, ''President Tan, is your cat hungry?''　

Tan Chen took a moment to glance at the cat that was pawing at the bowl and hitting the ground, hesitated for a second, and said, ''Maybe.''　　

''Then I’ll go feed it some cat food.''

Su Jiu watched helplessly as the male lead’s assistant poured half a bowl of cat food into the cat’s dish and smiled, saying, "If you’re hungry, go ahead and eat!''

She paused for a moment, hesitated, then leaned over the cat bowl to sniff it, and afterwards, yawned right in front of the assistant.

The assistant’s smile froze on his face. "...This?"

Tan Chen came over at that moment: ''The cat food doesn’t suit your taste?''

You finally realized it! Su Jiujiu lifted her cat head nobly.

She wanted to eat lobsters! King crabs! And with caviar on the side!

However, Tan Chen didn't get it at all and calmly instructed the assistant, ''Change its cat food brand.''

''Yes."

Then Su Jiujiu saw the assistant placing a bunch of cat food orders on his phone.

That's right, two straight men who had never raised a cat, only knew to buy cat food and, if it didn't work, to keep switching brands.

Su Jiujiu was completely depressed, turning her head away from Tan Chen, her chubby, fluffy body slumping into a heap.

"I only knew outsourcing was unreliable, but I didn't expect there to be so little cat rights."

The system thought she was too much of a hassle: 【Come on, you're here to complete a mission, not to enjoy yourself.】

Su Jiujiu disagreed: “What's wrong? Is my character wrong? Aren't I supposed to be the scheming, self-destructive, malicious, extra-careful type?”

System: [...I guess my perspective is too narrow.]

It never expected that the host had been acting in character from the very beginning, and had remained in character the whole time.

“Mr. Tan, what's your cat's name?”

What's the name?

Tan Chen suddenly realized that he still hadn't given this cat a name.

But it would be sent away in just a few days, so there was no need to care too much about these details.

"Call it Feidu*."

"Come with me to the study and copy the files over."

"Okay." The assistant immediately responded, then waved to Su Jiujiu, "Feidu, I'll feed you when the cat food arrives later."

Su Jiujiu didn’t even had time to resist this ridiculous name, staring helplessly as the two of them went into the study one after the other, leaving the cat outside the door.

"Meow, meow meow meow!"

You're the fat one, your whole family is fat!

Su Jiujiu was so angry that she immediately ran out of the 'activity area' that Tan Chen had just marked, running from the living room to the bedroom, then to the balcony, marking every spot with her own scent before feeling satisfied.

She then slowly walked to the study door and squatted there, acting cute. She wanted to wait here, so that Tan Chen would see her the moment he came out.

.....

Tan Chen was busy in the study for a long time, and in the end, it was his assistant who reminded him that there would be a video conference with all the company's top executives soon.

Before Tan Chen started the video conference, he paused for a moment:"Go and see if the cat food has been delivered."

"Yes."

The assistant opened the study door and immediately saw the cat lying on the floor, sprawled out and sleeping soundly.

''Fei Du, how did you fall asleep here?''

"Meow?" Su Jiujiu woke up startled and jumped up quickly. After seeing that it was the assistant who opened the door, she poked her cat head out again, wanting to peek at what the male lead was doing in the study.

Oh, so he was on a video conference.

She found it boring and was about to walk away when the system's prompt sounded once again.

Is it another side character task?

Su Jiujiu shook off the cat fur on herself energetically.

[Task 2: A supporting female character who knows how to read the situation is not a good supporting character. Please 'deliberately' cause trouble when the male lead is dealing with serious matters to highlight your uniqueness and presence. Successfully doing so will reward 100 points.]

Here comes some action!

Footnotes:

*(giao" is a viral internet meme originating from a Chinese live-streamer/rapper known as Giao哥, whose signature nonsense catchphrase was "一gay我里giaogiao." In this context, it has no literal dictionary meaning and is used purely as an expressive or humorous exclamation.)

*(肥嘟 (often said as féi dū dū or fully as 肥嘟嘟) means chubby, plump, or tubby in English, usually describing someone or something in a cute, affectionate way.) ​