Comediology
Q & A Part 1
Haruto
What do you want man?
Katake
Can you answer my question?
Katake
What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warm satisfaction?
Haruto
I feel weird about that question
Haruto
I am thinking something that I should not think of
Katake
Answer it it's easy
Katake
You really are thinking of something you should not think of
Haruto
Yeah I know, so what's the answer?
Katake
It's a TEABAG you fool
Haruto
I never thought of that
Katake
What words begin with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"
Katake
Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
Katake
Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
Katake
It means that she was a cheater(CHEETAH)
Katake
What are the three rings of marriage?
Haruto
Is it the wedding ring and engagement ring?
Katake
Yes! one more to go
Haruto
So what's the answer?
Katake
The wedding ring, engagement ring and the suffering
Q & A Part 2
Katake
Hey bro! are you awake?
Haruto
Yeah man! what do you want?
Katake
Do you want to continue our question and answer?
Haruto
Yes! I'm bored anyways and I can't sleep right now
Katake
Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS?
Haruto
Because they know that men wants beautiful women and they don't like intelligent women
Katake
Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...
Haruto
But do you think that men are stupid?
Katake
I don't know but If someone asks us who is stupid between us I wouldn't hesitate to tell that person that you are more stupid than me
Haruto
Wow! you're too harsh bro
Katake
what do you call a cow during an earthquake?
Haruto
So what is the answer?
Haruto
So your question should be: what do you call a milk during an earthquake
Katake
My question is still reasonable
Haruto
So what's your next question?
Katake
Why do pandas like old movies?
Haruto
Because pandas are old
Haruto
So what's the answer then?
Katake
Because they are black and white
Haruto
Because old movies are black and white while the pandas' fur color is also black and white
Katake
Wow! you are getting smarter
Katake
If you are smart answer this:
Katake
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Haruto
Because she will let it go
Katake
So you really are getting smarter
Katake
Answer this question then:
Katake
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
Haruto
I'm not sure if this is right but is the answer a d*ck
Katake
Where did you get that answer?
Haruto
From my dirty-minded mind because you said that it was six inches
Katake
It's a twenty dollar bill you dirty-minded fool!
Haruto
Oh I didn't realize it was a dollar bill😁😁😁
Haruto
BTW, I'm sleepy now man goodnight
The Interview
Haruto
Katake! Where are you?
Haruto
Why did you skip class?
Katake
Someone's giving me an interview
Katake
And he said that he will give me $1000 if I answer all the questions correctly.
Katake
So, talk to you later
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
So are you ready for your interview?
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
There are 500 bricks on plane. You dropped one outside.
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
How many are left?
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
Correct
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
Next question
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Katake
Put the elephant in.
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
That's correct
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
Next question
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
What are the four steps to put a dear into the fridge?
Katake
Take the elephant out.
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
That's correct
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
Next question
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
It's lion's birthday. All the animals are there except one, why?
Katake
Because the dear is in the fridge
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
Correct
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
Next question
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Katake
She just crosses it
Katake
Because the crocodiles are at lion's birthday.
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
Correct
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
Answer this last question and you will receive $1000
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
In the end, the old lady died. Why?
Katake
I guess she drowned?
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
She was hit by the brick!
Mr. Asahi(teacher)
You may leave now
Haruto
Did you finish your interview?
Haruto
How was the result?
Haruto
You can try again next time
Katake
The article that I had read was right
Katake
That your friend influences you
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