Your President Is A Stalker
01: Bug Bunny & Colonel Blimp
YILING PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL.
Xiao Zhan
That shitty head student council president!
Xiao Zhan
Arghhhhhh! I'm so right for not voting him, nonetheless he won! What a lucky bas****!
There were school festival going on with lots of kiosks, booths, food trucks, food carts, painted faces and mascots.
Xiao Zhan
*reach a kiosk, specifically a kpop merch kiosk*
Student
Hello, what would you like?
Xiao Zhan
Peanuts. Do you know anyone who sell peanuts?
Student
Ewww no, but you can check our merchandise.
Xiao Zhan
**This girl... what's wrong with peanuts?**
Xiao Zhan
*examining the products*
Xiao Zhan
*look up and saw a poster*
Xiao Zhan
Seriously? Is that even valid here?
Xiao Zhan
*pointing at the picture*
Xiao Zhan
**When did he become a kpop idol?**
Student
Yes! That's the ex-Cloud Recesses Academy's Student Council President right?
Student
And currently our president! Can you believe it! He transferred here for us! God! He's so hot!
Xiao Zhan
Ah you mean, snot. So disgusting, what a mucus!
The students look at each other and back to Xiao Zhan.
Student
OMG!!!Are you Xiao Zhan, am I correct? The Mockingjay of Yiling Public High school.
Xiao Zhan
What mockingjay?
Student
It's a sign for rebellion from the book I just read and you defined it.
Student
Everyone knew you hated the president because he beat you last election and stole your fangirls.
Student
That's why you revolted against him!
Xiao Zhan
Ha-ha , I need to go, nice talking with you! *waved at them*
Ji Li
ALIEN!!! ALIEN!!! ALIEN!!! *shout at XZ's ear*
Xiao Zhan
The hell!!! Where's the alien?!
Ji Li
Stop cursing noisy person.*hit his arm*
Xiao Zhan
Ow! Ow! *dramatically yelped*
Xiao Zhan
You people should learn to stop calling me names!
Ji Li
Why are you here if you're not an alien?
Ji Li
I remembered you hated everything that comes with the new president. He facilitated this school festival so it's given that you let this go or....Zhoucheng threatened you?
Xiao Zhan
Tch. Definitely not Zhoucheng. The only reason why? That nonsensical attendance card your blockhead president established.
Xiao Zhan
I don't want to get another detention ticket to Heaven. I like my own Hell.
Ji Li
*laughed* Heaven? Like the library or the detention works?
Ji Li
You have 15 detentions on hold this week, ex-president.
Xiao Zhan
Don't remind me about that! And I told you to stop calling me names!
Ji Li
It's true. Someone had overthrown you from your pedestal and that dude came from our rival school.
Xiao Zhan
And you're expecting he'll completely eradicate the 'Xiao Zhan Virus' from Yiling High?
Ji Li
Yeah. From now on, you and Yubin won't have the freedom to peep through the cheerleading squads changing room.
Xiao Zhan
There are always other ways. And Yubin's too innocent for that, he didn't peep.
Xiao Zhan
He's my lookout if someone coming towards our direction or not.
Ji Li
He called you 'Bug Bunny'. So hilarious!!
Wang Yibo
*takes out a paper*
Wang Yibo
Detention slips, one for peeping, one for cussing and the other for littering. Bring your trash home. *leave*
Xiao Zhan
**He never give me the chance to speak! That fuddy-duddy!**
Xiao Zhan
Fu**!!! We can't even cuss?! Man you're in Yiling Public High school! School of Delinquents! Tch.
Xiao Zhan
He thought he can fix us? Tch. Who the hell is he anyway?
Xiao Zhan
*ripped the paper and stepped on it*
Ji Li
The only person in this planet who has the guts to call you, 'Bug Bunny' out loud.
Ji Li
Wait, did he sign your attendance card? He's done with mine earlier before I met you here.
Xiao Zhan
Fu** no, let's find that Colonel Blimp!
Ji Li
Let's hope he'll do that.
Ji Li
That guy disliked you a lot that he'll do anything for you to accept defeat. *shook his head*
Xiao Zhan
Not in this lifetime of mine my friend.
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