The moment I opened my eyes I knew I was transmigrated in to another world. I didn't die nor cursed a shitty ******** just like other transmigration stories, instead, I was shitting on a public toilet and when I finished and opened the door, I was blinded and swallowed by a bright light.

Transmigration stories became more popular lately ever since Chinese and Korean authors introduced it to the ******** culture and it became more popular when an avid fan of typical shoujo transmigration stories made a machine that can transmigrate you to a story when you die. Suicide rate go brrr...

I don't get it though? I never had that machine but I suddenly got transmigrated? Yeah this is cliché enough. And so, here I am, fresh from my mother's womb.

I heard a door opened and someone barged in and the people inside the room started sobbing. Oh hell no! I'm a guy but I've read too much transmigration ******** to know where's this going.

"...Lady Helena didn't survive the labor but he left a beautiful child..." said a woman idk. The hell I'd know? I'm a baby and I can't see shit. And wtf? Another orphaned protagonist?? I bet my 'father' will hate me because I was the reason his beloved died. I heard him walking towards my direction. This is it ladies and gentlemen! He's gonna kill me!

I was ready to die when 'father' took and caressed me....--- CARESSED WHAT?!

"...My dear child *sob* ...I am afraid mother will not be able to see you grow *sob* It will be hard but father will do his best to raise you *sob* as man mother expects you to be..." he said then kissed my forehead.

Did I hear it right? He'll raise me? And I'm a HE??? Well I guess I'm not the protagonist. But who am I? And why do I have a scene? I guess I'm still an important character then.

"My lord, it is time to give the young master's name."

Ah, he calls him My lord and not Your Highness....Well... I'm kinda disappointed that I'm not a prince or something but I'm kinda glad I wasn't a mOtTHeRleSs PrINCeSs wITh A ShITty kING As A FAtHer.

**Jokes on me, I'm also motherless. :ugly cry:

Father stroked my baby hair and said, "Mikhail**," Hey dude you aren't supposed to touch a newborn baby's head! Anyway, nice name choice--- "--Mikhail Alois Sixtus Haris Jaeger"

WHAAAAT?! Ain't no one calling me that shit!!! That name's longer than my will to live--- Oh, but our surname's cool, kinda reminds me of that titan guy.

Meanwhile in the King's Palace...

"Your Highness please control yourself! This is his Highness and Lady Veronica's daughter!"

"GET THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE OUT OF MY SIGHT"

"YOUR HIGHNESS!"

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MAKE THIS 500 WORDS