Ugh, wha? Where am I? Why is it so dark? Wha... Wait... Oh right.... I died... Well that sucks.. Even life gave up on me, First my parents then next my aunt and uncle, and then I got dumped or let say I got two timed by my girlfriend, been called a Pervert by my niece, and now even Life gave up on me... Damn why the heck is my luck sucks so much? Well at least I save a person's life, well it ended not well though, ahh, I hope that girl is safe.. I ain't a phedo." The Young man pause for a while then heavs a big sigh.

"Wait a sec..... If I died why the heck do i still remember what happened? Wait is this like those Fantasy stuff that my Otaku friend always read about.. What was that again.... Reintarteted? Intatit-id? What was that word again? F*ck i can't remember it... Re....In....Car....Car?.......nateted? Ah! Reincarnated! The hell did that took so long to remember?"

"Welllllll. 'When Life gives you lemon's, Squeeze them to the eyes of your enemies.' no? Or was it 'When life gives you lemon's, make some lemonade.'? Dunno, well let's roll with it." While the Young man was busy talking to himself a Mysterious Yet Majestic Voice Sounded that can make you hor—— ahhem... Nothing... Nothing... Ah.. Forget it.... Erm.. The young man Turns around a little bit shock... (not by the Narrator but to the Mysterious yet Majestic Voice..)

"Well, Looks like you are doing well Young man. Thanks for saving that young girl Young man, if not for you, Earth would Die in the Next 3 Decades, cause She's the only one that Found the Antidote to the Worst Virus, Discovered the Cure for HIV(idk if the cure for HIV have been found or something.), Convinced all the People to Plant Trees that have stopped the Global Warming, and as for Her Children's also Help to stopped some conflicts in the world and so on, so Thank you for taking that one of the Heavy stuff that I was doing can be lifted a little bit when she'll get her PHD on Science. And at the moment the little girl is Praying and told me to Give you some Gifts and I have Three Gifts to give to you, and one of those is Another Life in another World. And you can think of something for the other two." A mysterious figure appeared, and that figure was an Old Man, that has a White long beard, white hair, a not so wrinkled face.

"Waitwaitwait. what? First of all Who are you?, Second of all Huh? And Third of all Huhhhhhh?" The Young man Reacted in a Funny way and made an Hilarious face that even the coldest of all Coldest person in the world will laugh at the silly face that the young man made.

"pft... Aha.. Ahaha.. Ahhem.. Ahhem.. How rude of me to not introduce myself, I am the Figure you guys call Kami-sama.. Hatsu Issana Yashiro was your name if I was not wrong no?" Kama-sama asked the young man if it was his name or not and the young man nodded.

"Ah, Yes that is my name, but some of my friends call me Shiro, so please do call me by that name if possible, i don't really like to hear my family name anymore cause of what they have done to me. I'd like to only have Issana Yashiro, but the Hatsu can be not be included if possible."Shiro Said to Kami-sama and about Shiro's past is quite an horrible one I can say, in Shiro's childhood days, he only spent his days Moving from House to House, Parents aren't always there, only leaving money for him so that he can eat, and so on, until one day Shiro's parents was going to another country due to Business in the Night of their flight their plane crashed in the pacific ocean and to be cleared, near the Bermuda Triangle, to most people it was a horrible news to be heard but for Shiro it wasn't a bad news it was a good news for him but he is slightly sad but he still is happy, he isn't bound to his family anymore, his parents money are going to his and his little sister now, but everything changed.. He died.. At the moment he is terribly sad cause he can no longer see his little sister's smile anymore.. Before he has an unyielding thing when he saw his little sister smile at him, Hugged him and etc. Sooner he noticed he had a thing for his little sister (AN: Shiro is still 17 and his little sister is 14 so yeah.) And it is... sis con. He had that disease.. For a whole year and haven't still known what it means or know that he has it, until now when he is facing Kami-sama, he is crying in the inside when he noticed that he can no longer see his little sister's smile anymore and can no longer hug his little sister anymore. And again Kami-sama spoke up again.

"Shiro-kun, have you already thought of some magic or etc. That you want to have?" Kami-sama asked.

"Uhn, Yeah.. But is I really okay to have anything?"Shiro said.

"Yes."

"Really anything?"

"Yes but only Magic and Active Skills no items" Kami-sama said.

"Okay, I have it.. A Magic and Active Magic... The Active skill i want is, Super Growth. so that I can level up faster and so so. And the Magic I want to have is, Magic Creation." Shiro said.

"Okay." As Kami-sama said that he was pressing something in the air and he asked.

"Do you want to set your own body? Your old Body is Broken Apart and it doesn't have any magical energy source so it can't handle to foreign stuff I will be given to you." Kami-sama said.

"Uhn!" Shiro Nodded and asked. "How can I do it?"

"Go to that door there and Open the only mirror inside there." Kami-sama said as he continued pressing at the transparent screen in front of him.

Shiro Nodded and walked to the door where Kami-sama pointed as he entered then took the clothe that is covering the mirror Shiro only saw a Floating White fluff and that white fluffy was him, and as he touch the mirror, he got transfered in an beautiful forest scenery and there was something in front of him as he looked away from it, it follow where he is looking and as for it, it was the character screen, like those choose a Body type, arm type, leg, gender, race, and etc. But there are something strange, the class type is said it is already chosen and also the strangest part is this line in the body configuration is, • If male please choose D*ck size, Small (4 inch), Medium (7 inch), Large (10 inch), Massive (15 inch). • — • If female please choose Bust Size. A-, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I, J, K, L.• wandafak is this?! Well of course if I would be a Male I would Choose the Largest, if I was a female I will choose the smallest cause.. I don't want to be that attractive to the other male individual I might get **ped. Well back to topic..

•Name: Shiro. (Issana Yashiro)

•Race: High Human.

•Gender: Male.

•Age: 17 - Adult

•D*ck Size: L Modified (13 Inch). (Shush)

•Body Type: Average and Mascular.

•Hight: 6'4" Feet

•Appearance: Handsome.

•Hair Color: Ashy White with a dash of Red.

•Eye Color(s): Right: Golden Stary Night Red, Left: Golden Stary Night Blue. (Its just a Red with multiple dots but its like the start night that the dots are scattered everywhere.)

•Eye Pupil Shape: Bright.

In the end Shiro looks like an Elf but his hair color is Different from an elf but his appearance are nearly the same and Shiro Press Generate, and after he pressed the Generate Button and looked at the mirror, he thought that he wouldn't be wearing any clothes cause he just Generated his new body, but as soon as he open his eyes he was in an White shirt and Brown Pants typical 3D Adventure Games that you've played will start like that, as soon as Shiro Finished making his Desired Body, suddenly Kami-sama calls him.

"Oh, Shiro-kun are done making your own body?" Kami-sama asked

"Yes, I'm done I'll be out in a second." As Shiro Finished staring at his new body and face he quickly got out of the room and rushed to Kami-sama.

"Oh I thought you would choose the Elvin Race, but you've chosen the High Human Race, what a rare choice." As Kami-sama said that Shiro just smiled and asked what was Kami-sama was doing when he, Shiro was at the closet like room and Kami-sama said. "I was just setting the skills and Magic that you have chosen and other stuff in your status system And yeah, you can open it when your at the ground at the moment if you are ready, I can send you to the ground." Kami-sama said

"Hmm, sure, I'm ready and also I'm quite excited." Shiro Said as mhe smiled brightly.

"Well, Bye bye, and Have an Nice Second life to you Shiro-kun and I hope we can meet again, by meet not as for you to die, but in an other communication." Kami-sama said.

Shiro Nodded and said, "Yeah! Bye bye!" As he wave his hand Shiro slowly disappears.

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Author's Note.

Sup, Yeah I know that I haven't updated Glitched Fate: Lingering Anger. Well cuz I kinda lost interest in the Story, Been Busy Studying and some other Shiz but that Story is Quite just like Nanatsu no Taizai A.K.A Seven Deadly Sins. But its just an Parody Fanfic and I'm Quite Angry 'bout the new Season of Nanatsu no Taizai cuz A1 Productions Ain't the one who is making it...

And Also, This Story is Just for "Fun" Project of mine, I may update this once or Three Times a Month. Cuz its just for "Fun" Project.

As Shiro woke up, the only thing he saw was a vast ocean of trees, next beside him was five things, a magical map, and water container, an sack bag, and leather armor and an huge yet long sword, the sword part was jet black and the hilt was red, as Shiro looked at the magical map he saw that there are an city about 10 or 15 kilometers away from where he was, Shiro packed all the things in the sack bag puts on the leather armor and puts the Long sword on his back and it stayed on his back like it was glued to his back then he goes to the city.

While Shiro was around 4 Kilometers away he remembered what Kami-sama said to him 'You can open your Status System when for on the ground' then Shiro opened his status system while muttering "status."

° Status °

•Name: Shiro

•Level: 78

•Class: Magic Swordsman Elite

•Gender: Male

•Race: High Human

•HP: 117500 / 117500

•Mana: 875500 / 875500

•Charisma 112

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• Strength: 900±

• Agility: 900±

• Intelligence: 900±

• Dexterity: 900±

• Vitality: 900±

• Points Left: 50

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° Magic °

•Create Artifact ±

•Magic Creation ±

•Appraisal ±

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° Skills °

– Swordsman Skills –

•Horizontal Slash: Lvl 1 – 0/100

•Smash: Lvl 1 – 0/100

•Storm Blade: Lvl 1 – 0/100

•Berserk: Lvl 1 – 0/100

•Rage: Lvl 1 – 0/100

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° Active Skills °

•Super Growth

•Magic Sensor

•Night Vision

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° Inventory °

•5 Unread Mail Paper's, From Goddess of Love, Goddess of Fortune, Goddess of Luck, Goddess of Lust and Goddess of Fate.

•Bronze Coins: 90000

•Silver Coins: 9000

•Gold Coins: 900

•Platinum Coins: 90

(Well for the Currency let me tell you about it.

1 Silver Coin \= 100 Bronze coins

1 Gold Coin \= 100 Silver Coins

1 Platinum \= 200 Gold Coins — why? Platinum coins are hard to get normally Royalties can only obtain it or can be found in High rank Dungeons and so on. In Japanese Currency.

1 Bronze coin \= 107 yen

1 Silver coin \= 10700 yen

1 Gold coin \= 107000 yen

1 Platinum coin \= 2140000 yen.

Well Shiro is pretty much rich now.)

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As Shiro finished looking at his Inventory and status he was shocked cause of the amount of money he was carrying and even more shocked at the Five Mails he got. Its not only Normal Mails but its from Five Different Goddesses..

Shiro Stopped for a while, sits under a tree and reads the Five Mails.

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Dear Handsome Adventurer.

I truly hope that we can meet in the near future, if not I will be sad and I truly hope you would F*ck me nonstop until our energy runs out.

Sincerely Yours, Angelica Goddess of Lust.

P.s after reading this Mail of mine and Divine Energy will be bestowed onto your and mine is,

•Lust: Unlimited Sexual Energy

•Charisma: +50

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Ding ~~~~

° Active Skill Unlocked °

•Lust: Unlimited Sexual Energy

Shiro's grew large when he read the mail and saw and skill that has been unlocked.. He was Truly shocked... But it didn't stopped him to continue reading the four mail left.

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Dear Handsome Adventurer,

I hope we can meet in the distant future.

Sincerely Yours, Fate Goddess of Fate.

P.s after reading this Mail of mine and Divine Energy will be bestowed onto your and mine is,

•Fate: Prediction

•Charisma: +50

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Ding ~~~~

° Active Skill Unlocked °

•Fate: Prediction

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Dear Handsome Adventurer,

Love is unbearable, it may sometimes cruel yet sometimes not, Why does Fate the Goddess of Fate didn't have me you in my life! I'm quite a single Goddess to have fallen in love with a mortal Being! Oh how cruel it is! I Ahri! Goddess of Love have fallen for a mortal being! Even if there are plenty Handsome being in this world, But you! You're the only one that made me like this! I! I truly hope we can meet in the distant future! If you already had a lover! Then I'm okay with being your second Lover if your First Lover will Agree!

Sincerely Yours, Ahri Goddess of Love.

P.s after reading this Mail of mine and Divine Energy will be bestowed onto your and mine is,

•Love: Charm

•Charisma: +50

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Ding ~~~~

° Active Skill Unlocked °

•Love: Charm

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Dear Handsome Adventurer,

I truly hope we can meet in the distant future, and may the Fortune rain on you.

Sincerely Yours, Ellie Goddess of Fortune.

P.s after reading this Mail of mine and Divine Energy will be bestowed onto your and mine is,

•Fortune: Gamblers Luck

•Charisma: +50

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Ding ~~~~

° Active Skill Unlocked °

•Fortune: Gamblers Luck

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Dear Handsome Adventurer,

I truly hope we can meet in the distant future, and may Luck and I be always on your side ~

Sincerely Yours, Natasha Goddess of Luck.

P.s after reading this Mail of mine and Divine Energy will be bestowed onto your and mine is,

•Luck: Lucky Fingers

•Charisma: +50

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Ding ~~~~

° Active Skill Unlocked °

•Luck: Lucky Fingers

Shiro was out of words anymore.. At first Shiro was thinking that Old man / Kami-sama was just Trolling him, but looking at the Five different letters it has different style of writing on it, an as for that Shiro tried to confirm if I was the really then he mutter 'Status' again to look at his status.

'Wait.. When have i become a Level 78? Nah..'

'Status'

° Status °

•Name: Shiro

•Level: 78

•Class: Magic Swordsman Elite

•Gender: Male

•Race: High Human

•HP: 117500 / 117500

•Mana: 875500 / 875500

•Charisma: 362 (^250)

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• Strength: 900±

• Agility: 900±

• Intelligence: 900±

• Dexterity: 900±

• Vitality: 900±

• Points Left: 50

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° Magic °

•Create Artifact ±

•Magic Creation ±

•Appraisal ±

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° Skills °

– Swordsman Skills –

•Horizontal Slash: Lvl 1 – 0/100

•Smash: Lvl 1 – 0/100

•Storm Blade: Lvl 1 – 0/100

•Berserk: Lvl 1 – 0/100

•Rage: Lvl 1 – 0/100

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° Active Skills °

•Super Growth

•Magic Sensor

•Night Vision

•Lust: Unlimited Sexual Energy

•Fate: Prediction

•Love: Charm

•Fortune: Gamblers Luck

•Luck: Lucky Fingers

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Shiro was so shocked that his Charisma sky rocketed so much after just reading the mails! In those mails was full of passionate, love, care, and etc. As for that is quite shocked. He was clutching his chest cause his heart won't stop beating rapidly, Shiro calms himself first. Drank some water from the water container and continues to walk towards the city.

After 20 Minutes of walking Shiro arrived at the city gates.

"Excuse me sir. Do you have an Identity Papers?" The Guard said.

"Uhm, I lost mine when I was running for my life inside the forest when I stumbled upon some herd of Giant Bears." Shiro said, definitely a lie but Shiro hoped the Guard takes the lie.

"Oh! Is that so! Thank God that you are still alive! The forest near this city is Full of Crazy Monsters. You might have stumble upon those Crazy Banzizu Bears. Those Monsters are really big and powerful and ranked as B+ Monsters but their fur is quite a beauty and so expensive, but so you are so lucky to have escaped the herd of Banzizu Bears, as for your Identity Paper, come with me let's forge you a new one." The Guard said as her face Change colors when she heard that Shiro got chased with the Banzizu Bears (but it was just a lie) and the guard told Shiro to come with her to the inside where her station was and the Guard blushed when Shiro smiled at her.

"Come, come. Put your Hand in this Identity Orb, it will only show your Name and if you have stolen something before your Name will change colors from Green to Yellow, if you have committed Murder or treason your Name will change to Red." The guard said, as for that Shiro touched the orb and his name was Printed onto a paper and a small metal cube, as for the cube Shiro doesn't know what's the purpose for it but in the small ⅛ paper Shiro's name was printed and it appeared as color Green so it means he is innocent and good to go, the Guard gave Shiro the identity Paper and the small cube, the guard said the small cube was like an Identity paper printer, cause it'll print a new identity paper if you lost the old one if you pour some Mana to it, and shiro gave the guard the Payment and also an extra for the Identity Cube. Shiro gave the guars about 3 Big Silvers, the Guard hesitates to take the money but Shiro force her to accept the extra 2 Big Silver Coins. (1 Big Coin is Equivalent to 10 of it Quality. 1 Big bronze coins is 10 Bronze coins, and so on.) The Lady Guard thanked Shiro and she gave Shiro an Kiss in the Cheeks, as for that Shiro Shrieked and the Lady Guard just giggled, and Shiro asked her where is the Adventurers Guild was Located, and the Guard gave Shiro an Map of the city and draws and Line from the Gate and to the Guild Building, Shiro thanked the Lady Guard and goes to the Guild Building.

After 20 minutes of walking and asking for directions Shiro Finally Arrived at the Guild building inside the Guild Building was quite quiet to be infact. Shiro noticed that there was an Huge clock inaide and he noticed that it was still early in the Morning. 6:27 was on the Clock. Shiro was quite shocked cause outside the sun was up but its still 6 quarter in the morning? Shiro Thought for a second and noticed this wasn't Earth anymore. (Ed.: Cause on Earth 6 A.M is Still fokin Dark as hell! In 6:30 A.M the Sun will fokin Shine to foking Earth! Fokin Global Warming!), shiro walks toward the Counter and there was an Blonde Beauty on the Counter drinking her Coffee, as Shiro came near the Counter the Blonde Beauty Nearly spat her coffee, and yes she is and Elf. Has an Nice bust around D or E cup gorgeous round Golden eyes and has an foxy body, as for that the Blonde Beauty greeted Shiro.

"Ahn, He-Hello Fine Gentleman, What is our purpose of visiting our Guild the Azur Lane Guild?" The Blonde Beauty said.

"I want to register as an Adventurer Please." Shiro said and smiled at the blonde beauty as for the Blonde Beauty blood starts to leak from her nose, and Shiro noticed it and informed the Blonde Beauty, "Ah! Miss! Miss! Your nose! There's blood dripping down your nose." The blonde beauty snaps back to reality and touched her nose and as she looked at her hand she noticed that her nose really bleeding from the intense daydreaming [Ed.: IDK why but i really want to punch Kai go to about in this part cause the Original part in 'Daydreaming' was 'CHARISMA AND CHARMING' Like WTF? Kaiboto Man, Do you really want to be Smacked in the Face or in your Bum?] [AT.: Geez Bruh, I just wrote what comes in my head ( ´ ▽ ' )ﾉ ] that the person in front of her giving her, she reach for the tissue and wiped her nose and said, "ahh, I'm terribly sorry to what just happened." And Shiro Replied, "ah, its fine, so. Can I register as an Adventurer please?"

"Sure thing, wait for a moment." The Blonde Beauty rushed out from the counter and goes at the back at from that moment Shiro heard five or seven Ear piercing voice at the back.

[ED.: IDK why but I want to smack the girls as well in this part.....] [AT.: Dem Bruh, y u so angry every time?] [ED.: ..........

"Kyyaaa! Damn Girl! U Lucky!"

"He's so Handsome Kyyaaa!"

"Kyyaaaa! Yeah yeah!"

"Kyyaa! And so Muscular as well!"

"I know right! Kyaa!"

"Damn! I hope he'll talk to me later kyaa!"

"No his mine! And mine only!"

"Girl, don't be Greedy~"

And another moment the other receptians came back to their own counters, and the next moment the Blonde Beauty came back with the application paper in her hand and gave it to Shiro, as a reply Shiro smiled at the Blonde beauty and asked.

"Not to be rude, could this fine gentleman know the beautiful lady's name?" Shiro asked and cursed himself.. 'The F*ck? When did I became an British? No offense for the English Man out there but The F*ck?'

As Shiro asked the Blonde Beauty, the Blonde Beauty blushed and was playing with her hair and then answered Shiro, "ah, M-My name is Elina, Elina Advedian. Nmn, w-what about yours?" The Blonde Beauty named Elina Blushed while asking Shiro for his name.

"My Name is Shiro. Hmm.. Issana Yashiro Nottingham, You can just call me Shiro, cause that's what my friends called me before." Shiro smiled as he finished writing out the form for the guild registration.

"I-ishana yahiro Nothing Ham?" Elina tried he best to pronounce Shiro's name.

"Ah, Its Issana Yashiro Nottingham, (E—Sa—na—Ya She—Ru Nothing—Ham) well its hard to pronounce it, just call me Shiro, Shiro is fine and also here you go, I have finished writing the form." Shiro Gave the Form that was in his hand to Elina.

Elina looks at the Registration form and read my name and said, "Oh~ okay. Then Shiro-san can you come with me, let's measure your Power Level."

"O~u sure." And Elina walks out the Reception Table she walks in the door that was near an staircase going up to the 2nd floor, as they entered the room Shiro saw some Leather chairs, A single Glass/Coffee Table, A Orb on top of an Oak Table and a Mirror next to the Oak Table.

"Uhm, Shiro-san come here and touch this orb. So that you can see your Power level and Personality Level is. And it'll be shown to the Mirror." As El in a said Shiro walks to Elina and touched the orb, yet something strange Happened, There was Text Written in the Mirror.

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FAIT IS HERE, THY DARK          DRAGON IS COMING THE ONE WHO HAS THE TITTLE OF

•Uknown•

SHALL BE THE ONE WHO MUST SLAIN THE DARK DRAGON.

YOU ARE THE LAST HOPE OF HUMANITY.

YOU ARE THE SAVIOR OF THE ONE WHO STILL LIVED IN THIS WORLD.

YOUR POWER EXCEEDS THE NORMAL POWERS THE NORMAL MORTALS THAT LIVED IN THIS PLAIN.

HERE'S MY GIFT TO YOU.

AS THE NAME OF BANUJILLION THE FORGOTTEN HERO.

MY GIFT TO YOU IS 3 WEAPONS, 2 SKILLS AND 1 TITTLE.

DO YOU WISH TO RECEIVE MY GIFT TO YOU, OH CHOSEN ONE?

PS. No one can see this except you, so don't worry about it. °

— Do you Wish to Accept —

Yes / No

'Ahh.. Why yes of course, heck God himself even sent me here to maybe do this job anyways.'

— Yes / No —

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Item Received.

•Little Empress's Bow —

°Damage: 579 - 1400

°Enchantments: —

– Accuracy + 90%

– Attack + 400

– Crit. Damage + 50

– Crit. Rate + 50

°Rarity: Fragmented Legendary

( Appearance is Changed to an Regular Bow so that to fool robbers and Enemy when fighting them )

The Little Empress of the Great Empire of Aveneur once Owned this Bow, The Bow was Greatly Damage on the Fight of Gods and Demons, Miss Great Little Empress was Once The Goddess of War in the Mortal Realm, She Help The Gods and Goddess Fend of the Corrupted Demons who planned to Kill their Own God, The God of Demons who didn't agree to Help his own child in Killing all Human in the Mortal Realm.

The Bow was Once A Mystic Grade Item, it was Greatly Damage in the War between the Gods and Demons.

Cannot be Dropped.

Cannot be Traded.

Cannot be Broken.

Can be Repaired to Legendary Rank. Cost: 300 Godly Shards

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•Little Empress Long Sword (2H)

°Damage: 1265 - 2530

°Enchantment: —