MARLEY

TWO MONTHS AFTER SHADE’S DEATH

FARLEY: GET YOUR *** OVER HERE MARE SO I CAN **** YOU!(BOARDS BLACKRUN)

MARE: I’M COMING YOU BLOND BITCH GIMME A MINUTE GODDAMN (SAYING GOODBYE TO CAL AND KILORN)(STARTS WALKING TOWARDS HER)

FARLEY: COME IN THE BACK ROOM MARE 😩 (REMOVES SHIRT AND BRA)

MARE: I’M COMING, YOU SEXY BLOND FERRET! 😏 (RUNS AT FULL SPEED)

FARLEY: TAKE OF YOUR SHIRT AND PANTS ALREADY, I WANT TO PUT MY FINGERS IN YOU. (PUTS HANDS ON MARE TO HELP HER TAKE OFF CLOTHES)

MARE: ( STRIPS AND GETS DOWN ON THE FLOOR) GO FOR IT HYENA BITCH.

FARLEY: (INSERTS FOUR FINGERS INTO MARE)

MARE: ( MOANS INTENSELY ) MAMA MIA PIZZERIA!

FARLEY: WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING ITALIAN!? JUST STOP TALKING AND START FUCKING! (INSERTS WHOLE HAND)

MARE: AAHH!FA-FARLEY!MORE!!! (LICKS PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF FARLEYS BOOBS)DID YA FIND THIS IN THE BREAK ROOM?! SHITS BUSSIN-

SHADE: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I CAME BACK AS A SPIRIT. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE FAR-. (SEES MARE AND FARLEY FUCKING)

FARLEY AND MARE: SHADE! (REMOVES HAND AND JUMPS BACK)

FARLEY: (COVERS MARE WITH A BLANKET)

SHADE: KILL ME AGAIN PLEASE. (FADES TO BLACK)

TILARA

ELARA: HEY CAN YOU GRAB ME A TOWEL (SAYS THROUGH SHOWER DOOR)

TIBE: (WALKS IN SHOWER WITH TOWEL) HERE YOU GO, LOVE!

ELARA: HEY CAN YOU COME IN THE SHOWER WITH ME TO HELP ME WASH MY BACK? (OPENS SHOWER CURTAIN)

TIBE: SURE, NO PROBLEM!😏 (JUMPS IN AFTER STRIPPING)

ELARA: IM FEELING HORNY, CAN YOU INSERT IT INTO ME. (BENDS OVER WAITING)

TIBE: (SLIPS IN AND SMILES) BETTER? (STARTS THRUSTING GENTLY)💦

ELARA: FILL ME UP ALREADY!

TIBE: (CUMS INTO ELARA)💦💦💦

ELARA: AH! MORE!

CAL: DADDY! WHERE ARE YO-( WALKS IN ON TIBE AND ELARA)

AAAAAAH! DADDY?!

ELARA: YOU ROTTEN BRAT! GET THE **** OUT YOU DEMON CHILD FROM HELL!!!

TIBE: HEY!!! DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO MY SON THAT WAY YOU BITCH!

ELARA: **** YOU TIBERIAS!

TWO WEEKS LATER

ELARA: HEY SO REMEMBER THAT TIME IN THE SHOWER?

TIBE: YEAH?

ELARA: SO… I'M ACTUALLY PREGNANT( TURNS TO DARKNEST)

SHARLEY

SHADE: HEY FARLEY COME OVER HERE FOR A SEC. (LOOKS DOWN)

FARLEY: WHATS UP, BEAUTIFUL? (CUPS SHADES FACE)

SHADE: UM, I UHH,I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU’RE REALLY PRETTY… AND THAT I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU (BLUSHES)

FARLEY: SHADE… WE’VE BEEN DATING FOR LITERALLY MONTHS AND WE’VE ALREADY HAD THIS DISCUSSION I’M LITERALLY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHAT THE ****.

SHADE: AHAHAHHAHAHA! GOT YA! (RUNS INTO A DOOR FRAME)

FARLEY: (FACEPALMS) WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH THIS KID?...

MARE: I DON’T KNOW BUT HAVEN’T WE ALSO HAD THIS DISCUSSION?

FARLEY: (GASPS) SHHHHHH! HE CAN’T KNOW!

SHADE: KNOW WHAT?

BOTH FARLEY AND MARE: UHH NOTHING (RUN AS FAST AS THEY CAN IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS)

SHADE: WTF GUYS… I’M SO FUCKING CONFUSED THE FUCKETTY **** IS GOING ON.

EVERYONE AT BASE: BRO THE SIGNS ARE LITERALLY RIGHT THERE. HER HAIR? THE STYLE? SHE’S PROBABLY LESBIAN.

SHADE: ( EVEN THOUGH IT’S PROBABLY TRUE AND HE KNOWS IT) NAHHHHHH! WE FUCKED!

EVERYONE AT BASE: ...