A boy and his girlfriend were going home at night. They were speeding on a motorcycle.
Girl: Will you please slow down? This is scary.
Guy: Come on… It’s fun!
Girl: It’s absolutely not. Please slow down. I’m really scared.
Guy: Tell me you love me if you want me to slow down.
Girl: Okay, I love you. Slow down now please!
Guy: Hug me too!
(She hugs him tight)
Guy: Please take off my helmet and wear it, it’s irritating me.
Next day, the newspaper ran the following story:
“Two persons on a motorbike crashed into a building. It was a case of the brakes having failed. One of the persons escaped unhurt but the other one succumbed to injuries.”
The boy knew during the ride that the brakes had failed, so he asked his GF to tell him one final time that she loved him and gave her his helmet.
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