A WIFE COMES TO HOME LATE ONE NIGHT AND QUIETLY OPENS HER BEDROOM DOOR. FROM UNDER THE BLANKET SHE SEES FOUR LEGS INSTEAD OF JUST HER HUSBAND'S TWO LEGS. SHE REACHES FOR A BASEBALL BAT AND STARTS HITTING THE BLANKET AS HARD AS SHE CAN. ONCE SHE'S IS DONE, SHE GOES TO THE KITCHEN TO HAVE A DRINK. AS SHE ENTERS, SHE SEES HER HUSBAND THERE, READING A MAGAZINE. HE SAYS, "HI DARLING, YOUR PARENTS HAVE COME TO VISIT US, SO I LET THEM TO STAY IN OUR BEDROOM SO THAT THEY CAN REST. DID YOU SAY HELLO?"
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