Okay so basically, I have my own Oc's (own characters) in my head and they just pop up scenarios that I would be crazy enough to grab a tablet and write it. So HERE I AM!
Hmm...never thought of naming them before but let's call them Wyatt [UKE] and Fury [SEME]
Other characters... I'll name em' Emorson and Guira
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Fury: I have a very high standards. I only fall in lovewith graveful-
Wyatt: *stumbles into the room, knocking over a vase, startling two cats, and landing flat on his face*
Fury: ....
Fury: I want that one
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Wyatt: Pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
Fury: I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke
Wyatt: You piece of f*cking sh*t, that was the love of my life
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Emerson: Wyatt gave so many kisses today!
Fury: He what?!??!!
Emerson: Yeah, he gave me a whole bag of them! *takes out a bag of hershey's kisses*
Fury: Oh
Fury: He what?!??!!
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Wyatt: I'M TOO HOT
Wyatt: *points at Fury*
Wyatt: :D
Wyatt: :D
Wyatt: :D
Fury: *sigh*
Fury: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot Damn
Wyatt: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!
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Wyatt: Fight me! *To Emerson*
Fury: Stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!
Wyatt: My height doesn't affect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!
Fury: You can't even reach my neck
Wyatt: Do you really want to test me now? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!
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Fury: My hands are cold
Wyatt: *holds hands*
Fury: ...You know what. For some reason my lips are getting cold too
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(in an argument)
Wyatt: F*ck you!
Fury: Later. Now listen you little sh*t...
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Wyatt: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired, I'll be fine
Fury: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Wyatt: O-Oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into sleeping healthy patterns?
Fury: Is it working?
Wyatt: *Looks upon a shirtless Fury*
Wyatt: Damn right it does *hops into bed*
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Wyatt: *eating something* His tastes amazing
Fury: Can I taste?
Wyatt: Sure.
Fury: *kisses Wyatt* You're right, it is good
Wyatt: *blushing furiously* Why are you like this?
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*Wyatt and Fury arguing*
Wyatt: Y'know what? F*ck you!
Fury: I already did!
Wyatt: ....
Fury: -and I did it ~real good
Wyatt: ...
Wyatt: ...
Wyatt: You did.
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Wyatt: You know I'm jealous of you
Fury: huh? why?
Wyatt: your partner is way hotter than mine *walks away*
Fury: wait but-
Fury: but wE Are Datin-
Fury: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SH*T
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Fury: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest
Wyatt: *with fingers crossed* Is it your shirt, I hope it's your shirt please....
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Wyatt: *losses Fury in a crowd* Hey Emerson, I can't find Fury anywhere. I'm getting worried
Emerson: Alright *cups mouth* Fury SUCKS!
Fury: *nothing*
Emerson: okay..... THEN WYATT SUCKS!
Fury: *punches his way through the crowd* F*CK YOU SAY ABOUT MY LIL' DEMON? I'LL KICK YOU ARSE!
Wyatt: Found em'
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Fury: Did it hurt?
Wyatt: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from Heaven
Fury: No
Wyatt: What?
Fury: *grins* Did it hurt when you fell for me
Wyatt: ...
Wyatt: That's a very new way to-
Fury: Just kiss me
Wyatt: Yes SIR
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Guira: *flirts with Fury*
Wyatt: *staring at them silently*
Emerson: You're really quiet today, Wyatt
Wyatt: *still staring* Nobody plans a murder out loud
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Wyatt: *stubs toe* F*CK!!
Fury: *stops drinking* Put a dollar in the swear jar *continues*
Wyatt: *takes random can out of the trash* Judging by what you did last night, you need to put a dollar in the sin tin
Fury: *chokes*
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Wyatt: *refusing to get out of bed*
Fury: Just get up! It's not that hard!
Wyatt: NO I'M HIBERNATING
Fury: What?! It's not that cold out! And you're not even an animal!
Wyatt: I CAN BE WHAT I WANT TO BE
Fury: Just get out of bed!
Wyatt: NO
Fury: Ugh... that's it... *picks up Wyatt bridal style*
Wyatt: !!! P-PUT ME DOWN!
Fury: NO
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Fury: *yawns*
Wyatt: Yeah, being charming must be tiring
Fury: *tilts his head* Then you must be exhausted
Wyatt: *blushes furiously*
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*Wyatt and Fury gets out of Wyatt's household after being insulted and reprimanded because of their relationship*
Fury: Wow, your family is sh*t. You should geta new one
Wyatt: Yeah, well, that's impossible.
Fury: Not really
Fury: You can always start one with me
Wyatt: Dumb@ss, like you can get a man pregnant
Fury: Should I try already?
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Me: ALL MY CHARACTER IS SITTIN' IN A TREE
HOMO-SEXU-ALITY 🥀🐽
