one day I still remember I woke up yearly at 3 am or smtg because of some sounds and when I woke up I saw my roommate digging his gf as if it's his last day on earth, me being a good person decided to pretend to sleep.
I heard her say that 'ur roomate might wake up, we should stop'
and bro went like 'nah, that dawg can sleep through anything'
I somehow fell asleep and woke up at 9am when I woke up bro asked did you sleep well at the dining while him and his gf were already eating
and I subconsciously said' 'yeah I can sleep through anything'
when I realised it was already too late
his gf slapped him a few times but he was already busy laughing like a ghost
