Once a woman gets pulled over and admits a murder and then an officer came to her
Women:is there a problem officer?
Officer:Ma'am you were speeding
Woman:Oh,I see
Officer:Can I see your license please?
Woman:I'd give it to you but I don't have one
officer:Don't have one?
Woman:lost it four times for drunk driving
officer:I see, can I see your vehicle registration papers plz.
Women:I can't do that
Officer:why not?
Woman:I stole this car.
Officer:stole it?
Woman:yes,nd I killed nd hacked up the owner
officer:u what???
Woman:his body parts r in plastic bags in the truck if u want to see.A senior officer approaches the car.
the officer looks at the woman backs off nd calls for back up. within few minutes few police cars came
Senior officer:Ma'am could u step out of your vehicle plz
the woman steps out
Woman:is there any problem sir?
senior officer:one of my officers told me u have stolen this car nd murdered the owner
Women:Murdered the owner?
Senior officer:yes, so could u plz open the truck of your car.
the woman opens the truck but it was empty
Senior officer:is this your car ma'am
Woman:yes here rbthe registration papers
the first officer was stunned
Senior officer:one of my officers said that u don't have a driving licence
the woman took out the licence out of her bag nd gave it to the officer,the first officer seemed puzzled
Senior officer:thank u ma'am,one of my officers told me u don't have a licence,that u stole this car nd that u murdered nd hacked up the owner
Woman:Betcha the lying bastard told u I was speeding too.
if u understood☻
