hey guys, s today I'll be showing you how to eat water!!
supplies - cup, water (if ugly and poor so doesn't have water, get pp instead)
first pour your water (or pee) into your most favorite cup
next you shit in it.
mix it together to get a smoothie, dump the turd out if you gjusf want a bit of extra spicyness.
third step is to reverse piss. it doesn't matter if you don't pee and use water, just pretend it was pee so its uasier to eat the water.
next, pee it out again.
then put it into grandma's freezer because your poor so you don't own one. freeze it for a day or two (two days would be best recommended for eating the water easier) then head it up just for 20 second
the final step is to chew it until easiy enough to swallow
congrats you just learned how to eat water:))
come back for next tutorial where we find out how to properly make love to our neco ark evolution body pillows ;?(+;$8-$7-2
