My cat is call, Alaxander 3, don't ask where 1 and 2 are, it is confidential, let their souls rest in peace, Alex has all characteristics of a cute cat, but he isn't cute. This are the eight reason why?
Reason number one: A tyran
Each morning, I am fun of giving food to animals, cat, birds and sometimes street dogs, I love animals I know, the landlord always warn me about doing that, he says it attract animals, I could not believe him, because, non of those animals I fed never came back, that's not the only thing bizarre, I know it's out of topic, but my glass vase always disappear, and I am forced to buy a new one. One day I accidentally weakness a terrifying scene, I fed three animals that day, and as usual, Alex slept cutely on his mat, as I left, Alex trapped the bird on an isolated spot, and killed it, he later wounded the cat and finally, he could not do anything about the dog, so he waited, it's at that moment, the mystery of the where about of my vases where solved, we where leaving in the second floor, Alex waited, and the dog passed at the right moment thinking I would send food, a vase came hitting his head, my case aren't ordinary, as it shattered on the poor dogs head, he bled as he ran away in fear.
Reason NUM 2: Head of a Gang
I always thought that cat where eternal solitary animals who fight for their territory, after weaknesing Alex's barbaric nature, I thought nothing could suprise me, until one day, I had to use the toilet urgently, why coming back, I look through the window, the full moon, it was beautiful, Alex sat on the chair with his shining eyes, honestly, I got scared to death, he went down the chair and went outside, I followed him with my eyes until I saw eyes appearing in the dark, all staring at me, Alex disappeared inside the darkness as the eyes followed him behind, he was like the chef of Yakuza clan, at first I was surprised and a little intimidated, but soon, I saw it in a different way, it was badass.
Reason NUM 3: He doesn't like shearing
My best friend Angela came with her pet, a lovely white cat, a female, she had hope that, her cat would ...... ehmmm you know with mine, and having pretty and cute kittens, I wasn't really happy but accepted, what was I jealous of? Alex is a cat hahaha, as I welcome Angela, she came along with two boys, Mike and Alex, I know, he is actually my crush, I crush so much in him that crushing another guy is impossible.
we chatted, my gaze could not leave Alex as he smiled at me, I noticed that Angela's cat was trying to seduce Alex(cat), so I decided to take example from her, and catch my own Alex, everything was going well, as Angela left with Mike, both Alex and I remain alone in the apartment, I really expected something to happen, hmm I did not hear the cat's moaning, so I look she wasn't there, so maybe Angela took cat with her, but where is Alex.
I found him inside a dark space, observing me with a killing glare, what was that😅, I laughed passed it, as Alex(male) came closer to me, he was going to kiss me, oh my god! but......
I sat on the hospital bench, as Mike and Angela came in, I a hurry, Alex has lost his eye in Alex (cat) assault, I had to pay the bills, and my crush never spoke to me again.
from that day, someone had developed cat phobia, and we never found Angela's cat again, but the next day, I saw her body inside a bag in my bath, she was drawn to death, I immediately look at Alex who used his soft paw to close the door behind him. it adds with number 4 he is surly a murderer.
Reason NUM 5: He decides
I am sure, that what I say wouldn't suprise you, but one day, I refused to give him food for bad behaviour, and the next day, all his crocket bags where murdered and emptied of their content, the fridge and all eatable stuffs where destroyed, the landlord came knocking, warning me to not organise parties in my house in the middle of the night, which made me confused.
from that day, I never said no, when he was hungry.
Reason Num 6: A perve
I thought it was a habit for him to leak my neck, but it wasn't, he love my breast, my ass, and each time I take a bath, he is never far, he watch until I finish, I really feel uneasy.
Reason NUM 7: Total mystery
Eventually, I got tired, taking my car, I drove to an abandoned hill a kilometre far away from town and left him there, reaching home, I slept on my bed but the next morning, he was there staring at me with an expression of what where you expecting.
Finally, NUM 8: he isn't a cat but a demon
Feeling depressed of being alone, I starting touching myself, as tears wailed out, I remain quiet on my bed in a daze, Alex hands touched me caressing my body, it was good, I fell relaxed, he undressed me naturally and we made the act the whole night, the next day, I immediately woke up and jumped out of the bed wandering what just happened last night, Alex woke up naked, my big eyes could not detached itself from his hot body, that's not the point, how come? is this even possible.
Alex turn and faced me with his cat like ears, he was fuckingly and goddamly handsome, he smiled at me, and I woke up on my bed, it was just a dream, but, I was naked how come, looking Infront, I wasn't dreaming, he sat in the chair facing the window as the rays of the early morning sun spread on his body, it was sexy, he turn, as his sweat dripped down his face, I wanna leak it, he open his mouth to speak.
"how is my lady, ready for another round?"
that's it, my life with my bossy cat
