Today I turn 19 years old and yet I still have not had a boyfriend my mom says its good while my friends call me a dork some friends right......... I don't get it I am beautiful have a perfect body but no one wants me or is it because I am a red hair and I have a temper who doesn't!! an old woman in a raspy voice called out " pixy could you go fetch the water ..". " are you being serious grandma??". " is that a no?". My grandma is a strict upright person you would swear she was a teacher!!!! with her white hair tied into a bun and her gray bold eyes she dares anyone to disrespect her! I am not stupid enough to dare her I still value my life!! "of cause not grandma I will go to the river right now!!". Yep river somehow grandma refuses to live like normal people and prefers to live like the old days old people am I right. I grab the bucket and head toward the river singing my favorite song ' mi pan zuzuzuzuzuzu'. When a blue and black snake slithers past me it then pauses and looks at me dead in the eyes unsure what to do in this awkward situation I put on my best smile " hey there nice to meet you I am pixy ". I suddenly regret when I realize that snakes can't talk how stupid am I though!!!! "ehm.....oh hey I am a snake nice to meet you so where you headed before I eat ya ??". " (it can talk!!) no need to eat me plus i am just going to fetch water wanna tag along if you ain't busy ?". " your way to easy going you know most people faint at this point". " oh really should I faint now??". " yeah if your not busy or something". " ( acting mode activated). Oh Romeo you left no poison for me (half wrong words doesn't care) then I'll take you dagger ( stabs air knife) and faint ( carefully lays down then sticks out her tongue to the side) is that good enough??". "pft!! your funny I will stick with you for a while !!( slithers up her arm)". " snake is it weird that I find you cute??". " not really it just means you have good taste!! and please call me Levi or soulmate". " ok Levi"
