My name is Quandale Dingle Iam already dead anyways let me tell you how I die.
one night I was looking for a toilet because i wanna shit and I feel like it's about to burst out already. the strange thing is I can't find any public toilet. why? yes of course! I was in the woods just why the hell I'm here when I want to shit so bad so anyways I keep on looking for a long time and finally found a toilet yes I found it in the woods what the hell? who care. I can't even think straight already cause the desire to poop already taken over me. I can just shat on ground anywhere here I just can't anyways I went straight toward the toilet it's really clean too I can't believe my eye enough with that I just straight up take off my pants and underwear and opened the toilet lid and sit on it.. yey finally I can shit! but I can't.. just why the hell my shit won't come out what the hell?? I feel a chilling breeze down there (y'know) my butt is getting colder wtf and won't even burst out the shit already its really strange. then I suddenly heard voice..
"ka..ka..ka... the desire to poop must have taken over you.. now that you're here.."
"wtf who is that?! are you seriously?! I'm pooping here don't you see damn perverts wtf!"
someone was watching some random ass guy trying to poop truly wtf moments..
"wtf I'm not perv-..forgor about that you're really stupid aren't you curious just why you can't shit?"
"... WTF WHERE ARE YOU.. is your finger inside my-"
"NOO.. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!-.. ughh.. I CURSED YOU THATS WHAT I DID TO YOU"
"You cursed me with you-"
"NO JUST SHUT UP.. I cursed you so you can't SHIT anymore muahahahahhaha THATS WHAT I DID TO YOU"
"Oh.. that doesn't ba-.. I can't shit anymore?.. huh that's kinda cool!"
"what the hell? its not cool if you can't shit then that mean your shit will just stay inside you forever"
"..oh.. why did you curse me with such stupid curse?"
"what the fuvk! I don't know! you just gonna get cursed the moment you sit on that toilet!"
"Wait.. did you also died after getting cu- UAGHHHAHHAUAHAHA MY BUTT IT HURTS HAUANKWWJAOJWJABS-"
"Oh look like you gonna soon die.. welp its your own fault for sitting there.. oh you're already dead.."
"....... ( shit intensively bursting out) "
"well the curse gonna get lifted anyways if you're dead cause holding the shit for too long"
"...am I dead because I can't shit?"
"yep as you can see I'm dead your body gonna slowly decompose its painful to watch don't you see the bones there? it's mine.. I'm dead because holding my shit for too long"
"man.. what the-"
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