my name is Labum Kabum Skepew Joe I love to eat noodles because I can't cook. there's a lot of cockroach at my house that it will be my routine to kill cockroach with my pink slipper every single day. I killed like 35 cockroach.. anyways it doesn't matter. I hate cockroach that's why I killed them. I'm not a psychopath that kill cockroach for fun. but they're gross. I just want an end to this cockroach race in my house. bu then one day something unimaginable happened.. I am just minding my own business by killing all the cockroach that I spotted. After slippering all the cockroach I could see there's 1 unusual cockroach.. no matter how many times I hit it with my slipper it won't get squashed.. it's really weird because all the cockroach I have killed so far died at the first hit but this damn cockroach is really different. 'just die cockroach' I said that
'ignorant human, do you enjoy killing my kind so much..?' Huh? what is that I heard voice. '..You.. I won't forgive you..' huh?? is this cockroach talking?
then suddenly the cockroach started to glow brightly it hurt my eyes that i feel like I'm going blind! 'WHAT IN THE..!' in front me.. was a muscular.. COCKROACH?!.. it shocked me that my jaw drooped.. the cockroach then look at me menacingly and then started to beating the sh*t outta me. 'UHHHHHAHEHERESAA AAJAJA AHHRRTWE!' he was punching me so fast and hard that I don't even know what's even happening.
'UABEJEBWKWBWBJSHEBSSBSNENBE'
THE END
if you see cockroach DONT KILL IT 😱