One time I was sitting in church
And I had to fart
I knew I would be dangerous
Considering I had a super natural ass hole
I felt it coming
And next thing you know the building starts vibrating
And the sprinklers sett off
The roof starting to cave in
And I knew it was coming
All the window start shattering
And ground was wobbling
I did most
Chunky
Mokey
Funky
Stanky
Bed monkey
Tree trunks
Kunky
Skunky
Sloppy
Kloppy
Moppy
Gloppy
Mooshy
Tushy
Ooshy gooshy
Sushi fart
So powerful I needed get stitches
The walls started to crack
And everyone started screaming
Like hiding under the chair
Praying cuz they though god was coming down
The danger alarm went off
And everyone was calling their families saying they love her
The roof finally cave cause more destruction
And my whole spreading fart was over
Everyone got out of the chairs
And look around
There was rubble everywhere
Anyways my fart went to news
On the news was it title
As California most deadly earht Quick
