A middle-aged man was coming back home from a long tiring day. He walking and suddenly he realized that the night was quite strange. The road was pitch black. The 'silent' was unusually loud. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.
"GROWL"
The man was terrified, he started to walk fast. Then again he heard that noise.
" GROWL"
he was frightened and began to run with all his might.
After a quick marathon, he arrived at his house and knocked violently. His wife opened the door and said, " Welcome home! How was your day?"
The man replied, " I was scared to death."
His wife asked with curiosity, " Why? What happened?"
The man answered," When I was coming back I heard a strange noise. I was terrified"
His wife asked again," What type of noise?"
The man replied, " I don't know. It was an unusual noise"
Just about he was to speak further he heard the same noise as he heard back then
"GROWWWWWWWL"
The noise was louder than before.
The man was spooked and inquired his wife curiously, " did you hear that!? It's the same strange noise. I think it followed me here. we have to call the cops!"
"Oh! you mean the sound which is coming from your stomach?" said his wife.
Then the man realized that he skipped his breakfast this morning
The moral of the story:- Never skip your breakfast unless you want to call the cops.
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Even i don't know why i wrote this ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯