Mia stared at her reflection in the mirror for what had to be the fiftieth time that morning.
"Casual brunch with my fake boyfriend's ex," she muttered to herself, adjusting the collar of her pale blue blouse. "What could possibly go wrong?"
After their fake first date the night before, Lucas had casually dropped the bombshell as he drove her home: "๐๐ฉโ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ข ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ธ. ๐๐บ ๐ฆ๐น ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ. ๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ช๐ฏ?"
And because she was apparently on a roll of saying yes to chaos, she'd agreed.
Now, with her heart thudding against her ribs and her lip gloss already reapplied three times, Mia took one last look at herself. Neat blouse, soft curls, light makeup, and a pair of white pants that said, ๐'๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ด๐ฑ๐ช๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ด๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ. Perfect.
Her phone buzzed.
๐๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐: ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ. ๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต, ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ข๐ณ๐จ๐ถ๐ฆ.
She rolled her eyes but smiled. Or course he would assume she was overdressed and panicking. He wasn't wrong.
--
When she stepped out of her building, Lucas was leaning against his sleek black car like a walking magazine adโwhite shirt tucked in, sleeves rolled up, sunglasses on, and that maddening grin already on his lips.
"You clean up well," he said, pulling open the passenger door for her.
"You say that like I was filthy yesterday."
"I mean emotionally."
Mia snorted. "Touchรฉ."
As she slid into the seat, Lucas rounded the car, slid in beside her, and started the engine.
"So," she said, trying to sound breezy. "Any last-minute tips for surviving this brunch?"
Lucas kept his eyes on the road. "Be your charming self. Smile like I'm your favorite person. Oh, and maybe hold my hand."
She blinked. "That escalated."
"I told her we were close. Like... 'couple goals' close."
Mia let out a breath. "Fine. But if this goes sideways, I'm blaming your emotional damage."
Lucas grinned. "I'll take full responsibility."
--
The restaurant was one of those fancy minimalist places with gold-rimmed plates and table water that had herbs floating in it. Of course his ex would choose somewhere like this. The kind of place that made Mia feel like she was playing dress-up in someone else's life.
Lucas led the way to the table where three people were already seated. Mia immediately spotted Taliaโthe ex.
She was even prettier in person. Effortless waves, designer everything, and a smile that didn't quite reach her eyes.
"Lucas," Talia said, standing up for a hug.
He greeted her casually, then gestured to Mia. "This is Miaโmy girlfriend."
Mia forced a polite smile. "Hi. Nice to meet you."
Talia's eyes flicked over her. "You too. I've heard so much."
"I've heard... less," Mia replied with a small smile, earning a soft cough of amusement from Lucas beside her.
They sat down, and small talk began. Mia mostly focused on her orange juice while Lucad charmed the table like it was second nature. Every now and then, he'd slide his hand over hers or glance at her when someone mentioned something couple-related.
He was good at this.
Almost ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ good.
--
"So how long have you two been together?" Talia asked during a lull in the conversation.
Mia blinked. Lucas smoothly answered. "Three months."
Three months? That wasn't the number they'd discussed, but Mia nodded, keeping her smile steady.
"Time flies," she added. "Especially when your boyfriend's calendar is more booked than a wedding venue."
Lucas leaned in with a small grin. "She means I'm very punctual."
"I mean he triple-booked brunch, a car wash, and his grandma's birthday last sunday."
Talia tilted her head, amused. "Sounds... chaotic."
"It's part of his charm," Mia said, poking Lucas's arm.
Lucas chuckled, and for a brief second, Mia forgot they were faking it.
--
The food came, and things mellowed. Talia's friends were surprisingly normal, which helped Mia relaxโuntil dessert rolled in and someone suggested couple questions. A casual game. Just for fun.
Of course.
Talia smirked. "Let's see how well the lovebirds know each other."
Lucas raised a brow. "You're really leaning into this."
"Oh come on," she said. "Humor me."
The first question: "๐๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐ด๐ข๐ช๐ฅ '๐ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ' ๐ง๐ช๐ณ๐ด๐ต?"
Mia's breath hitched. Her eyes darted to Lucas.
He smoothly replied, "Mia did. Right after I brought her soup when she was sick."
Mia narrowed her eyes slightly. "I was delirious and half-asleep. Might've said it to the soup."
The table laughed. Lucas grinned, clearly enjoying himself.
Next: "๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ต'๐ด ๐๐ช๐ข'๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ท๐ฐ๐ณ๐ช๐ต๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฏ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ?"
"Spicy chips," Lucas answered instantly.
Mia blinked. "How did you know that?"
"You literally cried over an empty bag once."
Talia gave a knowing glance. "Wow. Someone's observant."
Lucas just shrugged, sipping his coffee.
--
After the game, the group began to drift offโTalia saying she had to catch another brunch in an hour (who does that?)โand Mia and Lucas were finally alone outside.
"Well," she said, walking to the car. "That was... intense."
"You were amazing," Lucas said, unlocking the door. "You even got a laugh out of Talia."
"Pretty sure that was more of a power move than genuine joy."
Lucas laughed. "Still. You nailed it."
Once inside the car, they sat for a beat in comfortable silence. Then Lucas pulled out his phone.
"Hold up," he said, grinning. "I need to record this for future appreciation."
Mia gave him a look. "What are you doing?"
He hit recore on a voice message. "๐๐ช๐ข. ๐๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ, ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ค๐ณ๐ถ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐๐ด๐ค๐ข๐ณ-๐ธ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ค๐ต๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด. ๐๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐๐ถ๐ค๐ข๐ด, ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ณ: ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฆ๐ณ๐ท๐ฆ๐ด ๐ด๐ฑ๐ช๐ค๐บ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ฑ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฃ๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ท๐ช๐ท๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต."
He stopped and smiled.
"I'm keeping that," he said. "Might even set it as my alarm."
Mia laughed, a little too hard.
And just like that, her phone buzzed.
๐๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐: "๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ ๐ด๐ข๐ช๐ฅ. ๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข๐ป๐ช๐ฏ๐จ. ๐๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ... ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฉ 2.0 ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐น๐ต ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ? ๐๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐น๐ฆ๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ. ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ด?"
Mia stared at the message. Her heart did that annoying flutter thing again.
She didn't reply yet.
But the smile she wore on the way home?
Very real.