FUCK LOVE

I’ve lived in the world seeing what people do for livings. Well fuck that shit people kidnap do some really bad things while I observe I see one kid that I got attached to, he was being attacked and I just realized I needed to save him so I got my lazy ass up and went to save him i said

“HEY WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING”

The robber was shocked as fuck

I laughed*

You think picking on a fucking kid is fun “I said”

I scoffed

You asshole

So I kicked his ass into the sun and then he blew up

It was a sight to see yeah

The kid was shocked and happy

He was like 🤬 yeah go die you asshole

I laughed

He looked at me and said

“Your pretty cool 😎”

I said hell yeah

I also said why the hell are you out this late?

Asking that question he got all sad and mourny and shit so I asked

Are you okay

And he said “ I don’t have a home”

I said come live me super fast

The kid was like wtf

I said come live with me

I have a lot of home space

The kid thought about and eventually agreed

Alright there’s my house

He was like wow are you rich

And i said yes

2 years later

I fell in love with the kid and was gonna propose and when he came home I made a. Big dinner and he brought his boyfriend *HE WAS GAY?!*

He said Fred this is my boyfriend *I lost my chance cause he’s gay and I’m a girl*

So your gay i asked

He stuttered and said yes

*AS A FUJOSHI I SUPPORT*

* lets scare them a little bit* I thought

Sit. On. The. Couch

*they were intimidated while i was laughing inside*

You like him?!*squints yes and becomes scary*

The boyfriend said yeah

*he was a top*

Are you top or bottom