Made up story of someone’s life that’s not interesting or eventful enough to entertain people. Too boring to be a main character. Buckle up, I’m about to take you on a magical ride of nonsense.
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I hate the gods.
Giving me the ability to reincarnate just to let me die on the other worldly place I got thrown to. IF YOU GAVE ME THIS POWER AT LEAST LET ME BE STRONGER.
A kingdom threatened by demons? Front row seat on the army. By front row I mean front lines. The gods just want to see me die so badly but then throw me to another dimension after sever blood loss. Not a lady killer, no harem waiting for me home. Five years of harsh training just to be surpassed by a new guy who got here yesterday. What joy.
Let’s live a peaceful village life. No war, no violence, just a small number of kind people you see everyday. Wish all days were like this. Look! I have a wife and a kid who wants to travel out the village. Now why does that seem familiar.... BANDITS! Oh joy. I’m about to get murdered for my kid to be motivated to get stronger. What parental luck. Oh well, at least I’ll be avenged. Go at em!
A party? Shrimp cocktails and more? Who even eats food on social events like these where people wear fake smiles and spread gossip like neighbor housewives. Apparently I’m a shareholder of the company of the host. A corrupt company really, I already know my doom.
I’m in prison already. Life sentence. All major people of the company are like me, also sent to prison by the main character. Let’s just quickly finish my death and move on to another world by suicide.
I hate this life. I hate the gods. Let me just die and move to the afterlife already.
End.
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Not really a full story. But I hope you enjoyed this light read!!
