Demon Slayer Fanfic/Monstrosity Because It Is One

Alright so I know this says novel but it’s a little mix. Toward chapter 7ish, there will be little chat stories and arghhhhhhhh why am I so bad at typing on an iPad. Authors note: this makes no sense. I don’t care. Deal with it. JK. But seriously, if you can’t deal with this monstrosity, then probably best not to bother. Basically, it’s a weird thing if all the hashira were teleported out of their world, including Tanjiro and Kanao even if they’re technically not hashira. In this piece of weird writing, all hashira is alive. And Zenitsu, Inoske, and Nezuko. Some words will be censored because I wrote this on my school chromebook with my friend and it’s stupid. They still have their swords and all, still remember everything, just now apparently they’re all really impressive people from Japan that can speak English, and were sent to a middle and high school somewhere in America to, like, help the students or something. They have this information implanted in their brain and they know they have to play along with it. What they do or plan to do doesn’t matter. Then we have our other person who’s not from KNY, Kosuke. She’s in 7th grade, black hair with one singular purple and blue streak, side bangs that go past the chin, but. Weird blue and purple eyes (which is why she dyed her hair) and her gaze is more like Muichiro’s. Really distant. She’s energetic alright, and does some sort of martial arts (haven’t decided what), but she has selective mutism. Also, favorite food is dango. Is technically a polyglot, fluent in Korean, Japanese, Chinese, English (duh), and French. She knows two three phrases in spanish: what’s your name hello, and I love you. Does that mean she’s fluent in Spanish? Also, she talks too fast. Like I said, this is confusing. I’m terrible at interpreting people and I don’t think there will be any new ships besides the obvious ones, ya know, like Mitsuri and Obanai, but I’m also terrible at writing scenes where people flirt so… Just be prepared for scenes where a gen alpha middle/high schooler tries to rizz Misturi and Shinobu up. Then our second person, Kosuke’s friend, Astralyn, who has short black wavy-ish hair, light blue eyes, slightly darker skin than Kosuke. She sighs a lot. Her personality is like, so, not an extrovert, but she can freely talk in front of other people. Also, she’s fluent in English, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, and French. She does the same martial arts as Kosuke. They look like sisters but they aren’t sisters. Remember that reader. Oh yes, and Shinobu strangely acts evil in this. Also we’re really bad at including all the people so I’m really sorry. So if you favor zenitsu, inosuke, nexuko, Kanao, Tanjiro, himejima, other Hashiras I’m too lazy to recall, I apologize. The actual plot doesn’t start until chapter 10. The other chapters are just pages of not comedic comedy. Bonus Text thing in alternate universe in kimetsu academy, but Astralyn and Kosuke recently moved to modern Japan and began attending. Everything will be written in English but realistically it’s in Japanese where Kosuke and Astralyn use google translate. This starts around…I will decide later MWAHAHAHA
edit: helppppppp I realized I forgot to mention it was a fanfic (or did I?) and it has to be reviewed whyyyyyyyyy I don’t want it to be reviewed pls tell me that’s a joke
Edit number 2: if it gets rejected or whatever at least it’s mostly my friend’s fault and whyyyyyyy does it fill in words for me kind of helpful but annoying and I for some reason can’t go back and edit unless I delete everything first and I’ll stop yapping now
Edit number three: the cover was chatgpt generated, so don’t mind it