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As Old As Time

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As hot as the sun

THIS IS MONTHS AFTER THE LAST CHAPTER

???: Huh what are they doing now ey?

???: The **** why Is somebody in their group commiting arson against a whole city???

???: Oh that's just Florence makes sense

???: for gods sake somebody is sucking toes for a living.

???: Oh it's just a broke bitch

???: WHY CANT I FIND THEM IS THERE A FORCE FIELD IR SOMETHING?

Manon: I feel like some dork is watching us.

???: Did he just say I'm a dork?

???: Ugh MOM IM NOT HUNGRY SHUT UP!

???s mom: COME HERE OR ELSE I EILL CONFISCATE YOUR PHONE AND PC!

Manon: :0

Other gang members: What?

Manon: I found a sun essence and nobody has even thought to buy it yet!

Manon: Excuse me sir how much is this?

Merchant: Oh sir you can take it for free!

Manon: Really?

Merchant: Yes my sir!

Manon: Thank you!

As old as time runs to the nearest inn

Manon: Hi I would like to buy a room for 5

Inn keeper: Ok sir that will be 10 gold coins.

Aziel: Old hag pay attention to what you say you better lower that price.

Inn keeper: And why should I?

Aziel: Simple the people that are here are here for the food we can cook if we wanted to.

Inn keeper: And how can you make sure people are only here for the food?

Aziel: Look for crows inside the room

Inn keeper: Pfft as if you are just a human not a crow-man, even if you were it's a low chance you are even a royalty in their hierarchy!

Aziel: Wings expansion!

Inn keeper: I-impossible!!!!!

Aziel: So?

Inn keeper: Researchers told us that crow-mans are SUPER rare! Aziel: Then lower the price old hag or else I will tell my people to burn this place DOWN!

Inn keeper: Ok FINE!

Aziel: Thats more like it.

Inn keeper: Your room is room 6

Aziel: Suck my **** my crows are telling me that's the worst spot.

Inn keeper: If you actually let me suck it then maybe I can give you the best spot

Aziel: what is the condition?

Inn keeper: You make me your wife!

Aziel: WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS YOUR ASKING A ROYALTY OF A RARE CLAN TO MARRY A MERE HUMAN???!?!!?! LEADER MANON WHAT DO YOU SAY???

Manon: As long as we get comfy the rest of our lives I don't really care

Aziel: ...

Manon: Oi I can make her a man and make you a woman if you want.

Aziel: Leader you truly have no shame.

Manon: Why would I have shame we are in a game right now and we don't know who summoned us!

Aziel: Ugh Oi lady I won't let you become my wife but instead just fucking suck my **** or **** me whatever you want just give us a better place remember though you CANT marry me.

Inn keeper: That's good enough for me! My name is Anika!

Aziel: Nice to meet you, If I actually do fall for you you may marry me.

Anika: If I join your squad will I have a chance?

Aziel: Maybe

Yelena: Yooooo good for you bro! You boutta lose your virginity niceee!

Aziel: SHUT UP! ko

The sun goes down as they become comfortable in their new home but the innkeeper goes in assumingly for the deal they made and exactly when manongaurd was trying to refine the sun essence greatly disturbing what he was doing to the sun essence

Manon Ugh the moaning is disturbing me, Being a mage is hard I wanted to be a thief or even a assasin but it turns out you only get those by learning the invisibility spell I ho-

THE SUN ESSENCE MERGES WITH HIM FOR HE HAD NOT COMPLETED WHAT HE HAD ONCE DONE. MAKING A ACCIDENTAL TABOO WHICH IS GIVING A ESSENCE A BODY

Manon: Shit I will die once we even get back to our world.

Yelena: Yoooo Kyro what are you doing?

Manon (Kyro): Nothing just doing mage shit hahahaha

Yelena: K dude

As Yelena leaves Manon goes to the sink to throw up

Manon: I have to make a clone quickly

And so manon made 3 clones although it was originally 4 they are identical to him but with different names their names are: Manongaurd1

manongaurd_Kasdred and manongaurd3

He thinks these are NPCs but he is VERY WRONG instead these are players 4 lucky players that had made a account exactly when he was summoning clones

Also they are all y/n so the players are you guys

Anikas design I still being decided on and I will paint it this time :(