Episode 1 ; First day of Comedic School.

Nagoya, Japan, 8th of April 2012.

In a small house in a small bedroom.

"Hey bro, tomorrow is gonna be the worst, it's the first day of high school, you know.. HIGH! It means that the difficulty of the math is also high! And-"

"Shut up, it's still tomorrow" Said my brother, calmly, and that annoys me, absolutely.

"Wanna fight?" I ask bravely, with death glare to him.

"Why not? If you lose, treat me a bowl of Ramen!" My brother said.

"If i win, buy me a FERRARI!" I replied proudly.

"WHAT THE HECK THAT'S UNBALANCED DEMAND!" My brother goes berserk.

"Well fine just buy me tenderloin beef steak, i have to be high like you, you're 1,8 meters tall, bro, BUT HOW COULD YOU GET 20 IN YOUR MATH EXAM!?"

"You're blind, it was my practice, kid" Said my brother, calmly.

"How dare you call me a kid? I'm 15 now!"

"Good luck finding girlfriend, kid" Said my brother, more like bother.

"I'm super not interested in girls and you are annoying"

"I am"

"WHY YOU ARE DO NOT- NO I MEAN- DIDN'T YOU GET ANNOYED!?"

"BWAHAHA WHAT WAS THAT!? WE ARE HALF AMERICANS AND YOU STILL CANNOT MEMORIZE ENGLISH GRAMMAR!?" Said my bro, and it makes me more-

"SHUT UP!!!!" Larsson's Shout, a.k.a me.

"SHUT UP TOO! I WASN'T ANNOYED BECAUSE I WASN'T ANNOYED!" Avellor's Shout, a.k.a my bothering brother.

"SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shout an old man, no i mean our dad.

Larsson is just trembling like a baby meanwhile Avellor pretends to sleep.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING LARSSON!?"

"AVELLOR TOO!"

"He is definitely sleeping you bastard.."

"HE IS JUST PRETENDING! DIDN'T YOU HEAR OUR CONVERSATION!?"

"You think i was curious? What an useless concern.. OF COURSE NO! JUST SLEEP OR I WILL TURN OFF THE WIFI FOR A MONTH!"

"Easy, i will just go to the Café~ I'm so big brain" Larsson is digging his own grave.

Dad is just glaring at Larsson fiercely, then slam the door.

"PFFT" My bothering brother laugh.

"HOW DARE YOU PRETENDED TO SLEEP!?"

"That's because i'm smarter than you"

Bruh, arguing with this human will make no end so there's no choice but sleep.

-The Next Morning-

"UGH!" Ave's yawn, a sign of getting up from a nightmare.

Currently is 7:45 AM and The school starts on 8:15 AM. Larsson is still drooling and snoring until-

"What a nice idea to break his ears, they're useless.." Said Ave, with an evil smirk.

Ave brings a metal pan, and a metal spatula, then..

PANG! PANG!

He "PANG PANG" next to Larsson's ear, with only 0,55 mm distance.

"AGH! I HURT MY OWN EARS! BUT IT DIDN'T WORK TO HIS EARS!? IS THIS A BLESSING FROM GOD!? WHERE DID HE BUY HIS EARS!? HOW MUCH IS THE PRICE!? Okay... i'm just going to spam him..."

TING- TING- TING- TING-

The notifications from Larsson's phone.

"Gosh, it doesn't work, also! What should i do?"

Then, Ave open his spotify and turned the volume to 100, he played a song and run away from the room.

"𝅘𝅥𝅮  NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN~ NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU~ 𝅘𝅥𝅮 "

A hand stopped the song.

"UGH- WHY DO I GET RICKROLLED ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!? IN THE FIRST SECOND I OPEN MY EYES IN THIS DAY-" Larsson's scream, while getting out from the room.

"You slept on 3:30 AM, just remember" Said Ave calmly.

"Shut up, i will just cook an instant noodles"

"Do you know that our life is so pitiful? We only could eat instant noodles everyday!"

"Don't worry, you have Gordon Ramsay here, you know, i'm Gordon Ramsay in cooking noodles... the instant one, but i could not even crack an egg properly.

"Then what kind of Gordon Ramsay is that?"

"Dunno, let's just eat these and gas gas gas to school because it's 8 AM ALREADY"

"OKAY."

-Seriously the only moment where siblings trust each other-

-To be Continued-

Author's Note = Actually this is just a comedy beginning, and anyway, Larsson & Ave are Half Japanese and Americans, their Japanese name are Rukishi and Areki. Don't worry, this story contains comedy, romance, drama, and- somehow fun genre. Especially for teenagers like me UwU, whoops sorry.

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