According To Novels This Isn't How Its Supposed To Go!

According To Novels I Get Transmigrated

On a busy Friday night, cars are waiting for the light to turn green, people are out clubbing and having fun while some are at home sleeping.

At an abandoned building not far from the main road an 18-year-old boy could be seen laying on the grass, he has two bullet wounds on his chest, he was wearing a big blur T-shirt and black and white sweat pants.

The boy looked up at the sky and stares at the stars...stars that rarely comes out

'Is this how I die?'

'According to the novels I've read I'm going to be transmigrated into a [Cultivation World]' the boy thaught, his long white hair spread out on the grass and his beautiful scarlet red orbs that stare up blankly at the night sky.

"Hah!" the boy let out a long sigh, he had a slightly dull expression. The boy's beautiful cherry lips parted to form a big smile.

Saliva started leaking from the side of his lips, 'I'm so excited!' he thought as his face started to form a slightly creepy expression as if a pervert is looking at a girl with perverted thoughts.

'Hmm?' the boy squinted his eyes as he was trying to make out that bright light that was coming his way, 'is it That time already?'

'Close my eyes first~' he thought to himself while blushing inwardly.

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Celestial Realm

"GO GET HIM!" a man who looked like he was in his early twenties yelled with a powerful voice.

He was sitting on a golden throne that had carvings of [Dragons] on it, it looked like a sacred throne.

The man sitting on the throne had long black hair that reached the floor, his hair has some streaks of white in it.

Half of his face was covered with a black and gold mask, the man had chiseled jaws that brings out a handsome mysterious kind of vibe.

He was wearing a black robe, it has a Golden Dragon pattern on it.

[A/N: I really don't know how to explain what he's wearing QAQ]

"BRING ME THE CELESTIAL FAIRY!" the mysterious man ordered.

A beautiful Fairy Sister came running in, she has long light brown hair that reaches just below her buttocks, she has big captivating blue orbs and soft plumpy pink lips.

She was wearing a pink dress that had the pattern of lotus flowers.

[A/N: I really am bad at explaining what they wear QAQ]

"Yes Master, you called?" the Fairy Sister said on her knees with her head down not daring not to lift it up.

"I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO EARTH AND BRING 'HIM', TRAIN HIM ACCORDINGLY UNTIL HE IS UNMATCHABLE THEN SEND HIM BACK!" the mysterious man said with an overbearing voice to the [Celestial Fairy].

"Yes, Master!" the fairy sister answered to her Masters' command.

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Back At Earth

A beautiful Fairy Sister descended and landed gracefully in front of the boy that is heavily wounded on the grass in front of an abandoned building, she then healed him with healing potioned that she bought a few days ago, 'damn! this was expensive!' she thought while internally screaming.

"Wake up Mortal," the Fairy Sister said with a sweet and elegant voice.

'Does she know I'm awake?' the boy thought while still pretending to be unconscious.

The Fairy Sister got annoyed that the boy in front of her didn't wake up at her first call and then said angrily "I said get the **** up!"

'What a scary lady' the boy thought then quickly opened his beautiful scarlet red eyes.

When he got up he turned to look at his two bullet wounds but they were gone, "my wounds...are gone?" the boy said with a confused voice, but of course, his thoughts couldn't deceive anyone 'of course it's gone! Duh! Novel logic!'

"Were you the one who healed me?" he asked the fairy sister, felling greatful he then smiled and thanked the fairy sister, "thank you" he had such a beautiful and charming smile on his face he could deceive anyone, no matter how great a lie detector that person is.

'hehehehahaha! I deserve an Oscar award!' he thought to himself as he continued smiling.

The Celestial Fairy looked at the illegally beautiful boy in front of her and said, "Oh my!"

The fairy sister's face turned red and her eyes lit up 'man I want to pounce him' she thought while smiling perversely in her head.

The person in front of her was just so illegally captivating, phoenix eyes, along with a pair of beautiful red orbs. Long silky white hair that is even longer than hers! If he was standing up it would probably reach all the way to his ankle, the Celestial Fairy stared jealously for a while before continued scanning the person in front of her. He also had illegally sexy cherry lips, accompanied by his white jade-like skin and slightly tall slender body.

'EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS ILLEGAL!!' the fairy sister screamed inside her head.

"Miss?" the boy that was still sitting on the floor, stared at the absent-minded fairy sister curiously and then thought, 'I wonder what she is thinking about sai intently?"

The fairy sister finally came back to reality, she covered her mouth with her right hand and cleared her trout "Ahem!" she then started her speech:

"I am the Celestial Fairy, I was tasked by my master to take you to the Celestial World to train you, after you have reached the stage my master is satisfied with we will bring you back to earth".

"En" the boy nodded to what the fairy sister just said and accepted it as his faith. Then he asked, "can I introduce myself now?"

The fairy sister was shocked, her face blushed in embarrassment, 'yes you can' she agreed. She was completely embarrassed that she forgot to ask the name of the person she was going to take in and train.

"Zhao Bingwen, 18 years old!" Zhao Bingwen said happily, he was happy he finally got to introduce himself.

The Celestial Fairy then said while looking at Zhao Bingwen, "you can call me fairy sister"

"En!" Zhao Bingwen answered.

The fairy sister then asked Zhai Bingwen, "Are you ready to go?"

"En!" Zhao Bingwen excitedly answered.

Fairy Sister grabbed Zhao Bingwens hand and they took off in the air.

When they arrived in the Celestial World Zhao Bingwen settled in at the house Fairy Sister prepared for him, Fairy Sister gave him a week off in order for him to settle in and look around for a bit.

Zhao Bingwen was given a pouch that contained 450 silver, he then went and explore all the street stalls he could within his week off.

After the week of break, Zhao Bingwen had gotten he began serious cultivation, and like that millions of years passed.

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Status Board (?)

[Name:] Zhao Bigwen

[Age:] 18 ???

[a/n: stop lying! you're much older than that!]

[Bingwen: Shut up!ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ no one asked!(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ]

[a/n: Old man! ಠ_ಠ ┌∩┐]

[Race:]Human???

[Path:] Immortal Cultivator

[Cultivation Type:] Sword Cultivation