I Have Returned!

Mom, dad, and my two sisters. Your Alyster has finally returned! After endless ages of living in that other world, fighting and killing and nearly dying myself countless times, I have at long last returned to the realm of my youth, to Earth! Oh Earth, people say that you are a world that is spiritually dry, but I can attest that this isn't so! I have just awoken back in my bedroom at my parent's house back on Earth, when I was assaulted by the thick and powerful streams of spiritual essence in the air. The Earth is a natural treasure trove for a cultivator! Laughing in joy on the inside, I jumped up from my bed and immediately sat down on the floor to begin cultivating in my Starry Bridge Cultivation Technique. Absorbing the rays of sunlight's energy into my body and transforming it into spiritual essence, I also directly absorbed the local spiritual essence into my body like a man who is starving and near death, and has finally found himself before a bounteous feast for the first time in his life. A few hours went by before I heard the front door open and knew that my parents were going to work for the day, having no idea that I had been gone from this world for untold millennia. Sighing in contentment at having at long last returned home, I got up and stretched, cracking my bones and taking a look at my current body. It would seem that the cultivation session did its job, as I have lost all of the excess fat on my body and have a most glorious body now. Walking into the bathroom and looking at my reflection, I nod in satisfaction and simply say, "This will do.", and the head back to my room to get some clothes and take a shower. After all, my body is currently dyed pitch black from all of the impurities that have left my body during the cultivation session. Man I really need to watch what I eat from now on, there were boat loads of garbage in my body and I am currently caked in impurities. Good thing that I stripped ***** before cultivating, otherwise my clothes would be ruined. The positive side of things, is that I can finally fit back into my size 32 jeans again.

After finishing my shower, I got dressed and headed to my room to check the days date on my phone. It would seem that it is April 2nd, 2020. Just one month until my high school reunion of 10 years. I will use this one month to bring a surprise to all of those who mocked and doubted me back in high school, and become rich and powerful in no time. With my vast knowledge and experience of ruling an entire galaxy, becoming rich on Earth will be easier then words can say. Let's press forward and prepare for the most glorious of futures! In other words, I am going to be a lazy bum at home for a good long time before I even think about working. After all, after my return, there is a global pandemic going on and I don't have to leave the house now! Ha ha ha! I win! Anyway, I'll be focusing on my cultivation for the foreseeable future. I just hope there aren't any hindrances...

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