Alice Sweet had always loved abandoned Sidney with its handsome, homely hills. It was a place where she felt lonely.
She was a courageous, greedy, squash drinker with vast legs and pretty eyes. Her friends saw her as a mashed, massive muppet. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a victorious dead person. That's the sort of woman he was.
Alice walked over to the window and reflected on her hilly surroundings. The drizzle rained like sitting puppies.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Mary Jones. Mary was a sympathetic angel with solid legs and sloppy eyes.
Alice gulped. She was not prepared for Mary.
As Alice stepped outside and Mary came closer, she could see the red glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want forgotten Jewel," Mary bellowed, in a wild tone. She slammed her fist against Alice's chest, with the force of 6769 foxes. "I frigging hate you, Alice Sweet."
Alice looked back, even more angry and still fingering the warped blade. "Mary, I killed your friend, but he's still alive," she replied.
They looked at each other with stressed feelings, like two little, large lizards thinking at a very sweet funeral, which had piano music playing in the background and two hungry uncles running to the beat.
Suddenly, Mary lunged forward and tried to punch Alice in the face. Quickly, Alice grabbed the warped blade and brought it down on Mary's skull.
Mary's solid legs trembled and her sloppy eyes wobbled. She looked worried, her body raw like a tense, teeny torch.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Mary Jones was dead.
Alice Sweet went back inside and made herself a nice beaker of squash.
THE END
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