The Teleporting Toilet

"Where is this now?" "It's so sparkly!! I bet it's some mysterious colour changing shape changing room for the Triangle hat to do some abracadabra stuff!" "Don't be stupid,this is obviously a sacred ground of that Triangle hat!" "Guys,I think it's a toilet." Coral pointed out,along with literally pointing to the golden toilet on the far left of the big shiny,golden room.

"Oh....guess we broke in the wrong room then."Solicee drooped out.

"Let's start over."Felioz starts approaching the the window they had broken.

"Too late for that,you filthy disgusting nose-picking cubs of those filthy disgusting nose-picking creatures called humans." Triangle hat roared out,appearing in the doorway with all his hook-nosed,pimple-filled faced,triangle-hatted glory with the bright red cape he borrowed from Superman billowing in the back.

"You could've just said children but okay."Solicee commented.

"I could, but oh do tell my why on earth would I drop so low as to choose the non-complex and absolutely easier way when I could flaunt my completion of English classes taught to us wizardkind to sound more powerful and smart when we really couldn't even do a subtraction."

"Sorry,I was just saying..."

Anyway, back to the story...

"Oops!Forgot the detector on the toilet!"Felioz exclaimed.

"Wafer! I thought you could be trusted!Look what you got us into! We're gonna in trouble!"Coral shouted all the while shaking him like a milkshake on one of those shaking things.

"Who would've known the Triangle hat would have worship a toilet so as to cpver the whole room in gold!Didn't even know he could defecate until now!"

"The filthy,disgusting nose-picking X chromosome cub is right,you little poops,you ARE in trouble!" Triangle hat laughed-much like a squeaking balloon, might I add-and stepped forward.

"Oh no!We gotta get out!" Coral shouts,turning to run through the window they've broken to get in.Only to be stopped by Solicee.

"I know exactly what to do."Solicee flashes a grin and led her towards the far left of the room.Felioz right behind them and Triangle hat getting dramatically,slowly closer to them.

"Oh no! He's getting closer! We wouldn't make it!"Solicee gasp.

"We would've if you didn't lead me back."

"I guess there's nothing we can do now, except, jump into the toilet!"

"The duck you just say,ditch?"

"Well,let's jump!"Solicee gleefully declared as he hopped onto the toilet seat.

With no room for protests he drag down Coral with him.And as they jump,they grew smaller and into the toilet they went.Except,they didn't went into the toilet.Just as they almost reach the water-with Coral imitating a sperm whale's mating call- a golden light appears and swallow them.Felioz look at the toilet,shrugged and went in after the two as Triangle hat screamed after them like a sperm whale mating calls,almost reaching up Coral's imitation earlier.

'But' thought Felioz as he slide down the toilet 'Triangle hat could never reach up to Coral's talent of the throat.'

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