Morning Routine

Meanwhile i was just about to kill this bald guy that looks like the sponsor of hair gel that i hated so much. He was carrying a briefcase that contains drugs like

Marijuana,cocaine,and much more and do you know what i did?? I put all of those in his mouth dead lying in the ground with a little sign that said DON'T  DISTURB ON HIS HEAD that i wrote.. Hahahaha that's pretty Deadpool way of killing if you ask me because i really like Deadpool's killing style and how he is comedic in the fight so i tried it in the battle. Yesterday i came across a gang having a transaction just two blocks down my alley. His client was a police and i was shocked. I took out my katana and i swooshed my katana cutting the fat bald guy leaders cheeks (Why does it have to be Fat all the time huh?) Then they took out their guns and they fled. I pointed my katana on the gang while i make a little conversation with the police. "Hey Officer,did you know that it's illegal?...or your just dumb?....Hahahaha" Hahahaha that was really hilarious hehe....

Right after i take off their flesh lim from limb,their next victim or as i say it Bait is going to be in Chinatown.

This time i dressed up with a black mask. Black jacket, leggings, and a T-shirt that says the middle finger. I roamed around the Chinatown and as i wasn't finding the guy i saw a really badass gang "That's them alright. How did i say it's them??.... Well they've got a badass bodyguard tattoos that looked like it came from Brazil

And they have cigarettes and they have a gun though.... Convinced now?....Can i continue??....... No more questions until the end of our lesson understand?....Alright.. Where was i? AHA!. After i saw the guys i quickly sprint towards them when i saw their heading down an alley. People that have bad business really like dark alleys don't they huh??... As i follow them....one of them separated and sprinkled. This guy's bad luck because I'm gonna trim his......You know his (UNCENSORED)? As he was peeing i stopped for a second.. I don't know why but this guy is CUTE. I quickly bailed and hid in the bushes and hehehe he really is cute.

It was harder than i expected. Im not in love i...i just had my eyes-....ummmm....UGGHHH!! I quickly took out my katana and pushed the guy against the wall asking "Where's your drugs?!!" I Shouted to him as he was frightened of me and from the looks of it i think this guys not in for a dirty bussiness. I gently step back away from the dude and i ran out of embarrassment. I was so stupid... Gossh....So i guess this is my Embarrassment Kill count number 1...Anyway....It's a first time that i follow a syndicate that's fuckin' wrong. I guess i need to UP my senses there. For a moment i taught those guys where syndicate. As i step back from the guy though the gang came outside with pins and needles on their back and the building that they entered was a massage therapy and the guy must have been?...i don't know.... But i don't think that guy is a rotten apple though because from the looks of it he didn't kill even kill a single insect in his life. As i pack my gear to the library... Yes i went to the library when im bored...

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