Ham Phuck

Now i know what should i do?

......Once upon a day within a certain year,there lived a small family,they were happy,very happy,happy as ever.But one day,the father,Mr.Tosara,went home late because of work that evening.Mrs.Tosara must be worried,shan't she? Of course,without a doubt.She's worried that her husband might hang around,drunk,with other women or.....maybe encounter an accident?She's worried af.She's furious too. Mrs.Tosara did not know what to do and has been frowned for over half a minute.But then her phone started ringing which she was holding with her middle finger.......pffffft🍃🗿.It slipped off. She was staring at her phone with a hesitant,expressionless look on her face,then she picked it up.You know what?...She looked at the phone and happened to find that her husband actually leave a missed call.she called back instantlyl,her husband answered. But the two of them don't know what to say to each other . It has been almost half an hour.It's 10 past 5 right now.Mr. Tosara break the awkward silency ,finally💨..............

Mr.Tosara spoked."How are you doing?I'll be returning a bit late today.If you haven't had dinner yet,i'll bring fine gravy with chiken lollipop from the second wife.How's that sound?" Any second,as soon as he's done, she hanged up.It's just made the wife angrier."So you've been playing around." she muttered to herself. Even the insects haunting each other's *** knew that the giant murderer with a huge bat weapon was phucking angry right at that time...Then Mr.Tosara finally returned.He opened the door.The first thing he saw was his gentle and calm wife standing in front of him with a life-sized hammer;His eyes widened.Within a ml sec of a second,he passed out due to phucking by the 7 kg hammer."GBU"👼. He opened his eyes and found himself lying in one of the hospital's bed with his a-hole kept wide open(gross~👾). Mrs.Tosara was also waiting for him in the lounge.His wife rushed in to see him....she wanted an explaination . Time passed.....she regretted that she beat the shit out of her husband that even his limbs parted.🍃🗿"Second Wife" happened to be the name of a restaurant. The end. Thank You.

Peeps, think carefully before you name anything.

Question:

what,according to you,do you think we'd be called by the insects?👁👄👁🗿🍃

...Let me know in the comment.👄...

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