Kiddos

Hello guys, welcome to another weird life talks of mine. It's easy to make new chapters because my memories are copy pasted in my mind.

So, I was at this public function and I was sitting next to a 5 or 6 years old. My mom went to do something somewhere and this little kiddo was trying to scare me saying "i am a ghost, I will eat you" I said to him "Don't eat me, after some years there will be a girl who will eat you and will love to get eaten by you. So just wait for her." He replied "Who?" I answered "A girl" and my mother came and I went with her. I Do not swear I did not Have any evil intentions while saying these to that kiddo but still he was Tryna mess with an older.

BTS KIDDO FAN GIRLS

So, while using Instagram I came across these 11-13 simping over bts v or jk which are some Korean kpop idols while telling their age in some reels of theirs. And the reels weren't even just some edits they had captions Like "my sugar daddy" "my hot daddy" "my hubby V/jk" and many more fan fictions as y/n and v love story. These were everywhere and then for 2 months I gathered these 11-13 years old and became friends with them. In 2022 March I gathered these all together in a group. The members were around 200 like 178. I asked them "do you guys know what daddy means?" they said "hot daddy" :) and then I asked them "what does sugar daddy mean?" they said "nice hot daddy" :) yeah right guys. only 7 girls out of those 178 girls said the real answers which were 12 and 13. Then I asked those 7 years old as I shifted them to my other group to ask them "why do you still make those reels when you know the meaning?" they answered "it's because they are our crush" "Because he is my sugar daddy" "why you have any problems?" "They are hot and my idols" "he's my hubby" "He's mine I can do anything" ufff I told them that it's seriously inappropriate and they left the group but one of then said the one who loves them as an idol said "I know but they are the only ones who make me feel happy and no one in my life and the armies are whom I relate to" Out of those 178 this girl was the true army who didn't simp on them for their looks but for their talent. Well I am not a bts army but i am a blackpink blink well I think bts overrated because there are so many artists out their who are working hard and have suffered more then bts but just because they don't flirt or act cute nor have won Grammys, people don't see their hard work. This actually hurts a lot I don't hate nor like bts they are good in their place and everyone else. I also saw a reel where I think jimin one of the member from bts said "love us as an idol and one day when I will find someone I hope you armys will support me" I think that's what he said and one of the bts Rm said "you are not ugly we are born in a judgemental society" well I love these things and also the idols shipping also sucks. My own bias jennie from blackpink gets shipped with taehyung and other black members which I irritates me alot. I have no hate to kiddo armies.

Babies

So, I went to a shop to get something for my brother so I brought my little 2 year baby brother with me as well. And after awhile of standing their a baby girl which might be my brother's age came their and my brother went to her and hugged her tightly. The baby girl got scared and went to her mother while my mother was staring at her with his hands open in the air. Feeling sad for my brother and so I hugged him. Who couldn't get scared if someone just starts randomly hugging you, lol.

KIDDOS ARE FUNNY AF

And sometimes having staring contests with me be like 👁👁. Tryna hit with their hand because I am in their way and thinking I will get scared by them 🤣.

Nibba nibbis

9-16 years old getting into relationships are just 😂 Like bruh why not focus on studying and get better grades. Make your parents proud but be like "I have a gf/bf" "I am someone's else's now" "I am taken" bruhh these are so cringe. Like oksy 12-16 years old at you guys stay quiet and just be in a relationship quietly but no these are even worst. Well then they end with an break up and then get sad like bruhh. I don't get the point of these kiddos tryna date and thinking they'll never break up like it's in their hands. Well to be honest I don't like those nibba nibbis always be like "I am chatting with you because my *his/hers name* is not online" "I am missing *his/hers name*" like then what am i supposed to do. bruhh go and do something else. And to be honest these are mostly just girls being cringe. I don't like when love is naive because relationships are some deals and marriage is the real deal. Like if your parents don't know about your relationship then I am not interested in your naive relationship. Been in relationship for more then 6 or 8 months. We are gonna be together forever. And then end up breaking up duhh and then coming to me and then i will comfort them duhh. Whatever guys if you are dating Don't be cringe be mature in love and not naive which sucks for me. For me love should be naive and not in behavior but love itself and behavior of the person who is in relationship should be mature or else for me the relationship sucks. 🤔😂😂😂I Don't want any nibbi or nibba Offened. This is based on my friends who were so existed in relationships and then broke up and became sad lol. Some of them even got over quickly. And also some cringe couples I know. I know so many duhhh but most of them are mature some are really cringe I Don't know why. I have also been a relationship I was also in love but I and him weren't like those cringe couples. Both got over and we still talk.

SEE YOU IN OTHER CHAPTER

NO NIBBI NIBBA OFFENED 😂 PLEASE

byeee

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