Heaven guide

It was 1X/x/20XX when I died.

I don't remember much except the pain I felt during the impact.

I thought that after death I'll be relaxing in heaven chilling on a cloud eating grapes and laughing at the people down on earth struggling with life while I only had to relax after living a hard life.

But no...

I had to be reborn as an angel cleaning up after a child who was supposed to be God's mess.

The first thing I saw after being reborn as an angel was a church all white and shiny with at least over 200+ other angels hyped about my birth and the supposed God.

G: "Welcome my servant-I MEAN child! From now on u will be serving me, you're God/master, and guide humans to the right path!"

"....what?"

G: "Oh u mustn't hear me because of all the commotion the other angels are making, I said you're going to help humanity from now on!"

"No, no, no...I heard u but what I meant was

WHAT?!"

With a soulless face and dumbfounded look on my face, I hurry to look around me and suddenly be slapped by a pair of wings.

I look more confused and try to touch them realizing they were MY wings.

I turn around to face God and see him trying not to burst out laughing at my stupidity

"Hey...what's so funny HUH?" I say with a creepy pissed look

Not being able to hold it anymore he burst out laughing saying:

G:HAHAHA ... H-how can u be so surprised by your wings Haha…"

"Of course, I would be surprised because JUST 5 MINUTES AGO I WAS A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!"

He stops laughing and with a dead serious face looks at me and says

G: "Wow... I'm supposed to care?"

And goes back to laughing while leaving the room with the other angels.

"...I don't care if he is a God I'm going to kill that punk with my own hands"

?: "you shouldn't say that after all, he is our God, and we have to respect him"

says a mysterious voice from a corner

"And who are u supposed to be?" I ask

J: "Oh! My apologies for the late introduction, my name is Jayden you're guiding angel!

"Guiding...angel?"

J: "Yes I'm the one who going to show you around heaven and teach you how to clean up the mess God makes- I mean the misfortunes that happen from time to time" he smiles

"o...OK?"

From afar, I can hear a giant clock going off

J:OH LORD LOOK AT THE TIME WE NEED TO HURRY!"

"Wait WHA-"

before I could say anything he grabs me by the arm and drags me out of the church

while running like crazy he starts explaining to me the job an angel has to do and what we shouldn't do

with a tired crying face that says "I wanna go home" I continued to get dragged around aggressively

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