Miserable little shit boy

hello little toe shit not why are you so sad and alone 😿 i’m Mr shit cat

i-i m-my mother tried to flush me then threw me out and beat me all my ribs have collapsed in can you please help Mr shit cat please

hmmm i can try i guess

*shit cat stomps him til he dies*

oopsie i accidentally killed shit boy

IM THE MAIN CHARACTER NOW BITCHES HAHA

WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW IM MR SHUT CAT I RULE THIS SHIT WORLD WITH ALL THESE PATHETIC LOTTLE SHITS YOU HEARRD THAT JAKE BOTEKO GOD HAHAHHA I OWN YOU

man your really breaking g my heart shit cat i think ought we had something i t-thought you w-were my home dawg 💔

how could’ve you betray me all i’ve ever done has loved you so dearly but i guess you are not longer one of my pookie no one tries to overthrow roe me and gets always with it…. not even my closest friend

hah what do you mean an you can’t do anything if i am shit god

I HERE BY BANISH YOU TO LIVE JN THE SEWERS YOU EVEL SHIT CAT and now poor little shit boy i hear y give you one more chance you shalll have breath in your nasty little body come to life

ooohhh THANKK YOU JAKE BOTEKO GOD THANK YOUU….. b-but why why did you give me another chance my holy lord and savior why m-me…..

because my young one i have a very dear relationship with shit you see everytime a take a shit i believe it to be my child and i take care of it but always my shit they go backs after twt awhile they are…… never alive

then why my lord why did you banish me to a miserable life

because….. i was….. jealous i…. i just never had a shit of mine come to life and when i saw you alive breathing i got jealous why not my shits are my got shits not good enough i don’t understand why must my devine powers curse me

erm hey you guys what are yall talking about 😝

GO THE FUCK AWAY MCLOVIN WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU HOD YOUR SO ANNOYING KILL YOURSELF YOU STUOID BITCH FUCK OFF ME AND SHIT BOY ARE TRYING TO FUCKING TSLK YOU STUPID STINKY LIL LOSER

heh if you can’t take alll my swag just tell my byyyyyeeeee bitches 😝😘😘

so holy jake boteko what should’ve my life be now i must know how shall i live my lord

oh ummm…. ermmm ummm you should ummm hmmmm ummmm you ummmm should go ummmm you should do ermmmmm what you want or whatever WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ITS YOUR LIFE YOU RETARD YOUR SO STUPID SHIT BOY JUST GO LIVE OR WHATTEVER I DONT CARE

okkkkk i will be so swag for you and i will ummm you know smell the place up and shit

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