After cleaning up Elise, Carine and Maine all headed to Elise's favorite place
"Yay! The bar!! Hey there buddy! Two bottles of beer!"
The guy gave them beer and peanuts..
"You know it was actually funny when Elise commented on Ivory's B.O, I mean you did have a point! You should love a lady as it is..Not for their B.O!" Maine said while munching on some peanuts
"But it was dumb of you to do that!" said by Carine
"Yo..your boyfriends are here!"
Maine and Carine's boyfriends have arrived. All of them talked about the day they had..and after a few shots..Maine and Carine was dancing with their boyfriends..while Elise was their watching the both of them have fun.
"Maine and Carine are probably soo happy with their guys.. while I'm here...whining over by the fact that they are shoving their each others faces..the next thing you know..they'll try making a BABY!!"
"Sigh! I need to get some fresh air!"
Elise was sobering up when she saw two couples talking dirty..
"Ha! Look at that! That girl looks like a woman in the brothel..selling her v@gina!"
The two couples looked at her glaring..
"What! It's true! You were talking about Banana Cream Pie!"
"Baby, Ignore that middle aged woman that obviously need to get a life!!"
"How about you get a job!!"
Elise was walking with her beer in hand when she saw a lady selling t-shirts.
"Hi Ma'am! Check out the t-shirts! They are popular amongst the youth!" said by the saleslady in the street
"This clothing?!?! Popular among the youth?!?!
Tsk. This types of clothing can disown parents."
She read one of the t-shirt's statement..
"I love it when you try hard to push it in?!?!....Jesus Lord!! What is this?!?! NO wonder the youth is crazy.."
"Miss I'm doing business here..If you're here to make fun of them..you can leave! Scram!"
"Fine! I never liked your t-shirts anyways!!"
She was walking in the sidewalk when she saw two couples kissing one another..
"Oh..come on! Can't you do that in a motel??"
She passed by two dogs doing doggy..
"Even dogs?!?!" she yelled scaring the two dogs away."
She passed by two roaches doing it.
"Jesus..Lord! Even roaches are flexing that they have a xxx life WAY better than me!!"
"Really, Elise..You are even jealous of roaches?!?! They barely have any brain..so of that a heart to love on another..They just keep producing roaches on and on so that they can annoy us humans!!" said by Carine who was driving the car..
"Just get inside the car!!" shouted by Maine.
"I think out of all the single people, I'm the most saddest!!" said by Elise..unaware as she's drunk.
"Ughh!! It stinks in here..Elise how many beer did you order??"
"About a dozen??"she said, getting dizzy and about to vomit..
"Ohh..Sh1tt..I just cleaned my car inside and out just so it can look neat for Ivory's wedding and I don't want Elise puking on it!! Somebody!! give her a bag to.."
Before Carine could finish speaking...puke..was all over the backseat and in the pants of his boyfriend..
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