Certified Walking Shame

1 PROLOGUE 

2 The Girl Who Didn’t Belong 

3 Club Recruitment Chaos 

4 Chaos level 𝟏𝟎𝟎 

5 The Photocopy Machine Tried to Kill Me 

6 AKA MY BAD DECISIONS IN LIFE 

7 Certified Walking Shame 

8 When Trouble Follows You Around 

9 Chemistry: A Word That’s Way Too Personal 

10 Not Alone, After All 

11 What a Long Day 

12 Fate always decides its own 

13 When Staying Invisible Fails Miserably 

14 It’s Too Much Trouble 

15 More Trouble Than Planned 

16 Oh Please, My Life 

17 I Didn’t Ask for This 

18 Why Is Life Like This? 

19 OH MY HEART 

20 Silly Me 

21 Chaos Just Leveled Up 

22 This Was Supposed to Be a Normal Day 

23 When the Storm Chose Me 

24 Too Tired to Function 

25 Worn to the Bone 

26 Send Help, I’m Done 

27 I Am Officially Doomed 

28 Me vs. Today (I Lost) 

29 Day That Didn’t Let Me Rest 

30 The Weekend Betrayed Me 

31 A Weekend That Refused to Behave 

32 Okay. This Is Bad. 

33 This Day Chose Violence 

34 Almost Happy. Life Said No. 

35 I Ordered Peace, Got Stress Instead 

36 Life Is Being Very Loud Today 

37 A Very Short-Lived Calm 

38 Our Messy Little Circle 

39 A Very Loud Table 

40 We Dragged the Chaos With Us 

41 Today Was Suspiciously Odd 

42 The Day That Felt Off 

43 Oh, I’m Definitely Dead Today 

44 Why Is Today Like This? 

45 Guess Who’s Still Clueless 

46 Drama Follows Me Like a Loyal Dog 

47 Territory, Tested 

48 Guardian Angel I Didn’t Ask For 

49 I Almost Drowned… Emotionally 

50 The Nonchalant Witness 

51 𝟦𝟢𝟢 Meters of Madness 

52 Relay Race to Emotional Disaster 

53 Hallway of Heart Attacks 

54 Trouble, and the Legendary Nap King 

55 Morning Madness… Send Help 

56 Secrets Behind the Kitchen Doors 

57 The Piano That Knew Too Much 

58 The Chaos I Meant to Avoid 

59 Can Someone Turn Off My Feelings? 

60 Wrong Decision. Wrong Everything. Send Help. 

61 Dignity: Officially Missing 

62 The Peace Before the Disaster 

63 The Night She Broke In 

64 The Night I Couldn’t Forget 

65 Recovering My Last Brain Cell 

66 Night of Insanity 