wimpy kid

When you're a kid you gotta make every birthday count because before you know it you're a grown-up and the party's over it's a new nose hair trimmer it is for the first three or four years of your life your birthday is totally wasted on you since you basically have no clue what's going on and then you only got a few prime years before people start buying you grooming products and dress search for your Birthday so if this year is my last hurrahI'm going out with a bang I'm not sure how I'm gonna make that happen my birthday is this weekend and I haven't even decided who to invite or wear to have my party but that stuff can wait because the thing I'm focused on right now is figuring out my list every year you get one chance to make a wish that could change your whole life but when the moment actually comes there's way too much pressure make A Wish so I usually panic and just say the first thing that pops in my head I wish for a stapler racking my brain trying to come up with something good to wish for this year but so far I'm drawing a blanket when you're younger making a wish is easy because there's always some toy that you're hoping to get on your birthday and then I was seven I wanted these action figures that were really popular at the time but Mom said she didn't feel comfortable with me playing with toys that have unrealistic body types because they make kids feel bad about themselves the thing is I never felt bad about my body until she said that and I haven't looked in the view the same way ever since eventually mom stopped getting me cold so men action figures and started replacing them with one she got at the educational toy store and even though the bodies of my new action figures were more realistic they weren't have as much fun to play with if you ask me those things were a little too realistic if you didn't wash them every few days date actually start to smell and I have enough trouble being up with my own hiking without having to worry about bapping my toys got a little kid away and she bought me so many normal bobs that my bedroom was starting to smell like locker room and I was going through a few cans of air fresher each week just to keep on top of the problem I couldn't take it anymore so all my normal bubs in the donation been for Goodwill and I was happy for them to become some other kids problem then I saw this movie were toys came to life nobody was home and I started feeling bad about getting rid of my action figures so I went down to the Goodwill to ask if I could have them back not the lady at the Goodwill said if I want the toys I was gonna have to pay for them how to use my allowance just to buy action figures back which is something I never let them freak it you guys cost me a lot of money know that the make those kind of movies don't realize how they kids I saw Pinocchio when I was little and I got my nose I would grow if I ever told a lot and because of that movie I never believed were my mom's cousin girled sad I have to get my appendix removed next week yeah right once I started thinking my toys were alive I worried they were mad at me for trying to get rid of them and that made it hard to calm senate on my homework

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