CHAPTER ONE

Peter stared at the docter in shock and out of breath "WAIT WHAT!? I'm in...Hell?" Dr. Roosevelt stared at him and gasped "ohhh! Right you're new here, and you have literally no memory why or how you died" he put the papers aside and looked into Peter's soul "you died, last year. By getting hit by a car, of course who would survive anything like that so you had died, from a severe concussion that damaged the right side of your brain making you forget everything. And the cause of the concussion was from you hitting the back of your head on the road, causing you to bleed out."

Peter looked at him with shock.

"what? no, no, no. I- I still am alive right?"

Dr. Roosevelt shook his head "sadly no, and how did you even think you were alive? Nurse menlon has a fucking demon tail" he shook his head smiling. Peter blushed and looked down with embarrassment.

"Anyway, you are no longer on or even in earth. So, welcome to hell" he said placing the papers down and held out his hand. Peter stared at it for a whole minute before shaking it. The room grew dark and the night sky became a deep red. Peter looked around the room and then into Dr. Roosevelt's eyes, noticing they were growing a deep red and his black pupils became slits.

He let go of Peter's hand and smiled showing pure white fangs "I am Agnar Roosevelt, and I am Satan."

Peter stared.

"Uh-uh. No you're not" Agnar stared "oh, you're not kidding" Agnar shook his "nope definitely not" he said and smiled. Peter quickly leaned in almost into Agnar himself. "So, you're Lucifer?" Agnar nodded "you are the king of demons"

he nodded

"demons.."

he nodded

"real fucking demons?"

he nodded again.

Peter leaned back into the chair and looked up. KILL ME! JUST KILL ME, OH MY GOD KILL ME, PLEASE KILL KILL KILL KILL ME! "shut your damn mind for a moment before I choke you" Peter looked back at Agnar and glared "why don't you shut up and stop reading my mi-" "-oh my mother, of jesus and god. You read minds too!?" Agnar leaned back into the leather chair and placed his hands together "I have a few rules for you, and you shall follow them, or you're punished"

Peter gawked.

"Punished?"

Agnar nodded "Yes. Now. You'll be my assistant for every equation that happens, first you'll follow every rule and deal I give you. Or else you'll be put a little room with other demons that torture you until you want to die. Next punishment is something that I'll be in charge of."

Peter stared waiting

"annddd... What is that?"

"trust me, you don't want to know"

he pouted. "Now, tell me a few personal things that may have brought you here to hell okay?"

Peter nodded "are you Christian, a mennonite, or do you believe in any other god or no gods?" he asked getting out a pen and a lined piece of paper "uh, atheist" "okay so you believe in, no god" he wrote it down in beautiful handwriting. "Okay, next question. What is your sexuality?" he asked raising only his eyes.

"I'm definitely bisexual"

he nodded and started writing it down. "Okay, have you committed any serious crime?" Peter shook his head, but then hesitated. "well, I guess in middle school I kept stealing from the teachers, and then I blamed other kids for cheating, and I bullied one boy named Theron who I still think is a total joke and a nerd so.."

Agnar nodded and continued writing, while trying to hide laugh and a smile that kept creeping to his mouth. "Okay, now this is an important question" Agnar sat straight up like a statue. "Do you know who you really are?"

Peter looked down at his hands, that was a hard question to answer it was like, not being able to lift a 6,270 lb rock. He kept thinking and thinking. "I guess not actually, I never took the time to think about who I was or what I was. I just thought that the world would just be wrapped around my fingers and I would be their leader all the damn time. But then this happened... And now I don't even remember my own past life anymore"

Agnar listened to Peter's words, he kept still and didn't breath for a moment before saying "I think I have someone for you that'll help cope with your mind and issues. Her name is Hope. She's a lesbian and an atheist as well. She may be able to help you"

Peter looked up and smiled "strange, her names Hope and she's in hell" Agnar stares at him and then let out a laugh that sounded like music to Peter's ears "I thought the same thing when she came to hell"

Peter smiled and snickered.

"But please, she lives down the street in main daredevil she'll be able to get you a home to live in and a job"

Peter nodded.

"Okay, we are finished Anderson, it was a pleasure meeting you" Agnar held out his hand and Peter gladly shook it. "I'll come back again sometime Dr. Roosevelt, Agnar, Lucifer, Satan"

Agnar smiled "please, just call me Agnar"

Peter smiled back and took his hand out of his. "Goodbye"

Peter closed the door to the demons office and let out a breath

Hell...

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