“Welcome to My Execution Route”

The first thing she felt was the weight of silk against her skin.

Too smooth. Too expensive. Too wrong.

Evelina blinked.

The ceiling above her was not hers.

It was carved wood—ornate, gold-trimmed, the kind of craftsmanship that screamed old money and older consequences. A chandelier hung above her like a suspended judgment, crystal drops trembling slightly as if even light was nervous in this room.

She sat up too fast.

The movement pulled at her waist—tight corset, unfamiliar body, unfamiliar breath.

Her hand shot down instinctively.

Small. Slim fingers. Pale skin. Nails polished like she had never done a single day of labor in her life.

“…No.”

Her voice came out softer than she expected.

She cleared her throat and tried again.

“…No.”

Still the same voice. Still wrong.

A memory slammed into her head like a falling chandelier.

A book.

A romance-fantasy novel she had once skimmed through during late-night exhaustion. A story she barely remembered except for one character.

A villainess.

A noble girl named Evelina Vexmoor.

Cruel. Elegant. Proud. Destined to destroy the heroine, spiral into political ruin, and be executed in disgrace.

Evelina’s hands trembled.

She turned toward the mirror across the room.

Slowly.

Like she already knew what she would see.

The mirror showed her.

Long silver-blonde hair spilling over her shoulders. Eyes sharp in shape but currently wide with panic. A face so perfectly composed it looked like it belonged on a painting of “future tragedy.”

Lady Evelina Vexmoor.

The villainess.

The execution route.

Her throat went dry.

“Nope,” she whispered. “Absolutely not. I refuse. I don’t accept this is happening. There are other people. Why me? Why the final boss villainess?”

A soft sound came from the foot of the bed.

“Meow.”

Evelina froze.

A cat was sitting there.

Small. Orange-striped. Completely unbothered by the existential collapse of reality happening in the room.

It blinked at her slowly, then yawned like it owned the entire universe.

Evelina stared.

“…Did a cat just appear in my doom scenario?”

The cat tilted its head.

Then—

A voice spoke directly inside her mind.

Not loud. Not dramatic.

Casual. Slightly annoyed.

“You’re noisy.”

Evelina fell off the bed.

She scrambled backward until her back hit the wardrobe.

Her heart hammered.

“No. No, no, no. That’s not possible. Cats don’t— cats don’t talk inside your brain. That’s not part of the genre system. That’s not—”

“If you’re going to panic, do it quietly,” the cat thought lazily. “It affects my digestion.”

Evelina pointed at it.

“You’re talking.”

“Yes.”

“You’re— you’re talking in my head.”

“You are the only one who can hear me properly,” the cat replied. “Congratulations. You’ve been promoted to my exclusive audience.”

“…That is not a promotion.”

The cat hopped onto the bed with the dignity of a retired king.

It sat down, wrapped its tail neatly, and looked at her like she was the problem.

“So,” it thought. “You’re the new Evelina.”

Her face went pale again.

“How do you know that name?”

The cat blinked.

“Because I live here.”

“That is not an explanation!”

The cat ignored her.

“Anyway,” it continued, “you’re late. If you want to be evil, you should start preparing. Villainess schedules are tight.”

Evelina slowly slid down the wardrobe until she was sitting on the floor.

“I’m not… I’m not supposed to be here. I’m supposed to be— I don’t know— anywhere else. A side character. A background noble. A maid. Literally anything except the person who dies horribly at the end.”

The cat stared at her.

Then, very seriously:

“Death is inefficient. We will avoid it.”

“…We?”

“Yes,” the cat said. “You and me.”

Evelina’s voice cracked.

“I don’t remember agreeing to that partnership.”

The cat blinked.

“You didn’t. I decided.”

Silence.

A long, heavy silence filled the room, broken only by the faint sound of the chandelier creaking above them.

Then the cat added, casually:

“Also, I’m hungry.”

Somewhere far outside the room, a bell rang.

Three times.

Evelina’s body reacted before her mind did.

A memory surfaced again—automatic, implanted.

A banquet.

A noble gathering.

A key event.

A “story trigger.”

Her stomach dropped.

“No,” she whispered. “No, no, no. That’s today, isn’t it? That’s the banquet where everything starts going wrong and I insult the heroine and the prince and then— and then—”

She looked at her reflection again.

At the villainess.

At herself.

“…I’m going to die,” she said flatly.

The cat jumped down and landed beside her feet.

It looked up.

“Or,” it thought, “you could do evil things correctly.”

Evelina stared.

“That is not comforting.”

The cat’s tail flicked.

“You’re overthinking. Villains don’t overthink. They act.”

“I am literally built out of overthinking.”

“Then we will outsource confidence,” the cat replied.

“…To who?”

The cat grinned.

“Me.”

Evelina stood very slowly.

Somewhere deep in her chest, something had already decided this was irreversible.

She adjusted the unfamiliar sleeves of her dress.

Looked at the mirror again.

Lady Evelina Vexmoor stared back.

Villainess.

Execution route.

She inhaled shakily.

“…Fine,” she muttered. “If I’m stuck as the villainess, then I’ll just do it properly. Be evil. Follow the script. Avoid deviations. No improvisation. No mistakes.”

The cat purred.

“Good,” it thought. “We begin operations.”

Evelina pointed at it.

“And you stop calling everything ‘operations.’”

“No.”

“…Of course.”

The cat stretched.

“First objective,” it thought. “Breakfast.”

Evelina grabbed her head.

“This is already going badly.”

And somewhere in the distance, beyond the walls of the estate, the world waited for the villainess’s first appearance at the banquet—

completely unaware that the greatest misunderstanding of the empire had just woken up.

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